/tg/Station 13

Cuboos

>See new server called Terry
>Euro server
>sounds interesting
>Join as captain.
>It's only me, HoP, an engine and a miner.
>assume it's going to be a quiet round.
>engie and miner request all access
>HOP runs it through me first
> they're the only two players so i okay it.
>inexperienced engie ...

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assistantsLootEngineering.jpg

[youtube]9xX6QPIQdZs[/youtube]

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Someone should make a Bone Hurting Reagent that doesn't do anything except make you say "oof", "ooch" "ouch" "owwie" at random intervals, higher doses decreases the time between intervals. Overdose causes mild brute damage. Possible addiction mechanic, "YOUR BONES FEEL TOO GOOD, YOU COULD REALLY USE ...

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>Be ling again
>Yes again
> No i'm never going to win ling
> But i'll be damned if i stop trying.
>get genomes
>Kill detective
>steal captain medal
> escape as detective with ID
>oh boy how am i gonna fuck this up?
>Talk with ling buddies
>they're not interested in cooperating, mostly doing their ...

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We should have a tard room near medical. Like if you get brain damage from a disease or bad cloning and can't get any mannitol for it immediately, you get put into the tard room. It should have padded walls and preschool toys to play with while you wait for your treatment. Like a see-n-say and those ...

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http://sam.wileycomputerworks.com/SS13/ ... iseOwO.wav

i did another thing

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[youtube]FVHYPO9_8kk[/youtube]

Does this count?

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[youtube]JspBbDM3NYY[/youtube]

Clown_and_borg_ERP.mp4

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>Be me
>traitor doc on meta
>Kill Plasma-man chemist
>die glorious death
>OH BOY THIS COULD NOT BE EASIER
>buy syndicate bomb
>remove core
>put in back pack
>make IED
>put in back pack
>wait a few minutes so we don't have to wait 20 minutes for the shuttle to be called
>enough time passes
>chemistry ...

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DemonFiren wrote:It wasn't awesome.
You will never have awesome.
Even your greentext will be rage, tears and regret.

:C you're right...

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>Be ling
>Oh shit a cuboos ling story in SOA?
>Get Genomes
>Kill RD
>get out alive
>OH BOY HOWS THIS GONNA GET FUCKED UP?
>get my genomes within a few minutes
>easiest objective
>See RD a few times but they're always surrounded by people
>Damn it...
>Keep a low profile
>Nobody suspects a thing ...

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Also, this is probably been said a million times (maybe even by me in this very thread) but valid hunters and murderboners...

Nothing ruins a round more than some asshat looking for their valids. Now granted, dying can be fun most of the time. Like walking into a death chute an atmos tech set up ...

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cedarbridge wrote:
Cuboos wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:Assistant ruins everything
You can almost count on greytiders to ruin your greentext at the last minute.
Mistyped that because tired. Same result really.

I think at this point, a greytider is any non-antag that does some dickish shit that ruins a round for everyone.

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cedarbridge wrote:Assistant ruins everything

You can almost count on greytiders to ruin your greentext at the last minute.

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Judge Judy says, "YOU MAKE ME SO HORNY"

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When you're a head and your trying to deal with something and some random non-antag greytider runs up and disarms the tele-baton out of your hands and steals it.

Extra peeved when security refuses to do anything about it.

"Why would we try to stop some guy with an instant stunning weapon?"

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Another ling round... i can write a fucking novel with my fucking failed ling attempts...

> be ling
> It's MetaStation
> leastItIsn'tCere.jpg
> get genomes
> kill chaplain
> escape alive
> Get my genomes up, easiest objective
> pal around with some other lings
> Cause some mild ruckus
> people ...

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>Be ling
>Doing well
>got my six genomes
>Assassinated the RD without being caught
>Got the Hand teleporter
>Holy shit, am i finally going to greentext as a ling?
>Fuck around for a bit, keeping a low profile
>No one suspects me of anything
>Security doesn't even search me when random searches are ...

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Not much of a story, but still amusing.

One time as the captain it was a rev round, we somehow got all the heads of staff safely on the bridge, with the exception of the HoS, who somehow managed to coordinate security enough to lock down the brig, meaning the revs pretty much had to stick with ...

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Kor wrote:

Dude... that's mean...

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Slettal wrote:Extended is good because it reveals the shitters, oh and it allows admins to push buttons

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Dying early in the round. Dying is not so bad after I've had enough time to have some fun, but if it's only been five minutes and suddenly I get murderboned or valid'd, it's not fun.

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i decided to make a few SS13 objects in Maya, because i was bored.

you can find more detailed pics in these albums.
https://imgur.com/a/ksA5M
https://imgur.com/a/6uCF9

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If you need to disguise yourself as a changeling or with a chameleon kit, go mime. no one expects you to talk and are usually skipped over if sec is asking people to remove their mask
flipside to this is that you have to be wary of the mime changing his clothes. if he's dressed up as a chicken ...

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If you need to disguise yourself as a changeling or with a chameleon kit, go mime. no one expects you to talk and are usually skipped over if sec is asking people to remove their mask

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Maybe traitors can get an ion carbine from an up link ?

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What if a spider losing its limb is extremely dangerous and is fatal if not immediately treated ?

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i didn't realize there was a policy forum, can an admin move this thread?

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Seriously, this shit drives people off. It's different on high pop when it's more likely to have retaliation and there's more sec to do something about it. But the circumstances of low-pop are a lot different. There's less chance to be returned to the game via clone/borg/drone/other. 30 players use ...

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>be CE
> Cap wants a rage cage in the bar
> oblige
> build it for him
> Cap congrats the engie team for a good work.
> bar tender starts making drinks
> lots of drinks
> some of them are beepsky smash and neurotoxin
> get an idea
> grab a bunch of vapes
> fill them with beepsky smash and neurotoxin ...

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[Common] table asks, "Where is my darling Mekhi?"
table asks, "Where is my darling Mekhi?"
[Common] table asks, "I can't find him anywhere?"
table asks, "I can't find him anywhere?"

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I wish i had the money to request a commission of my character sprite...

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>spawn as abductor
>things are going well
>suddenly I hear "HURRRRR"
>What the fuck was that?
>HURRR HURRR HONK HONK HONK HURR AIR HORN HONK HURRR
>Some fuckhead admin spawned a shitloads of frogs,bikehorns, and airhorns outside my ufo
>I'm forced to listen to frogs,bikehorns,and airhorns for 30 ...

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> Be changeling again
>You what threads this is, you know what's gonna happen
> Be HoP
> little hopeful, i have an advantage due to my status as a head
> get genomes, assassinate the QM, steal the identity of a miner.
>simple stuff
> Round goes pretty typically
> assistants keep asking for all ...

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What's an APC drive? i can't find that in protolathe or circuit

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The Ultimate Chimera wrote:You can flip a hat with alt-click.

I actually kind of hate this. I use alt-click to get stuff from a locker, if there's a hat on top of the pile it cancels the alt-click menu and flips the hat... so annoying ...

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What coding for /tg/ is like.

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>be changeling
>fuck
>get my DNA
>assassinate some assistant target
>wander into dorms to change form.
>hear a beep
>oh fuck
>syndicate bomb in the next dorm
>gibs me before I have a chance to escape
>shuttle isn't called for 20 minutes
>red text
>god
>fucking
>DAMNIT

I'm about ready to ...

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putting neurontoxin/beepsky smash in a vape will cause an endless stun that lasts as long as the reagent is inside the vape. Fill a few up and scatter them around the station and watch as people lie there helplessly. Give on to your traitor target to prevent them from escaping alive.

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i kinda like this idea. Help intent doesn't do any damage, you just step over them. Disarm/Grab will do a little damage since you're not trying to step over them, but you're not trying to hurt them. Then harm does a little more damage cause you'd want to hurt them. I don't think it should keep you ...

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TehPear wrote:
Reyn wrote:Bring back everything other than meteor/asteroid. And yes. BRING BACK SHADOWLING
Shadowling is dead. Creator removed it from the code.

Why

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Make a sub version of Ragin' Mages where the wizards only get zero cooldown magic missile. If you've ever seen one of my meme wizard rounds where i trade all my wizard shit for magic missile, you'll know just how hilariously chaotic this is.

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I'd be a wizard and spend all my points on magic missile. Then i'd just wonder around the town for a bit spamming magic missile constantly. "Hey, those are some funky lookin' robes you got there" "MAGIC MISSILE' "AW JESUS FUCK WHAT". "Hey you can't just do tha-" MAGIC MISSILE, "OH FUCK". "FREEZE ...

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Anonmare wrote:You buggered it up you nerd.

I don't know what you're talking about :^)

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[youtube]-0w57ZoloYc[/youtube]

/tg/Station after the Vape PR.

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supposed to appear in the UI.
I checked, it doesn't.

Read what I said.
I never said it appears in the UI, just that it's supposed to, that's clear enough from the comment on the definition.
all you need to do is split it into a list like how slogans is split, and then pick one each time the UI ...

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Remie Richards wrote:supposed to appear in the UI.

I checked, it doesn't.

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peoplearestrange wrote:
Cuboos wrote: <iamgoofball> WHY AM I THR ONLY FUXKRR HERE WHO ACTUALLY CODES SHIT WHEN I SAY I'M GOING TO
Omg im dying... please make that a gibber phrase.

I tried to, the PR was closed for "meta"

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/obj/machinery/vending/dinnerware
name = "\improper Plasteel Chef's Dinnerware Vendor"
desc = "A kitchen and restaurant equipment vendor"
product_ads = "Mm, food stuffs!;Food and food accessories.;Get your plates!;You like forks?;I like forks.;Woo, utensils.;You don't really need these ...

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i wanna cuddle him and tell him hes the best carp ever.

/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp/cayenne
name = "Cayenne"
desc = "A failed Syndicate experiment in weaponized space carp technology, it now serves as a lovable mascot."
gender = FEMALE

BANNED

How was i suppose to know!

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