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You can resist out of an odysseus, instantly, by pressing the resist button.MrAlhponzo wrote:snip
Bottom post of the previous page:
You can resist out of an odysseus, instantly, by pressing the resist button.MrAlhponzo wrote:snip
FUCK.XDTM wrote:You can resist out of an odysseus, instantly, by pressing the resist button.MrAlhponzo wrote:snip
time for my story one time not long ago i had to read this and i felt mad the endconfused rock wrote:This is why we need ban requests
You know, I JUST thought of that.InsaneHyena wrote:>BWOINK
>Are you metagrudging this poor player?
FOrgot that part. Pressed f1 to tell admins of the shit which was going down. forgot that part. sorry about being a dickcedarbridge wrote:Strangely this story lacks a "and then I pressed F1" line
I was implying that this could have been solved by just ahelping and having it sorted out.Reyn wrote:FOrgot that part. Pressed f1 to tell admins of the shit which was going down. forgot that part. sorry about being a dickcedarbridge wrote:Strangely this story lacks a "and then I pressed F1" line
Is the round where there were two brains I tried to clone and a very poor security officer arrested, searched, beat me to crit, and took me, and the brains to cargo for implanting?Reyn wrote:> Round start, hoping to be engineer
> Cargo dude. fuck that
> GO to get borged
>Getting borged takes forever
>Has to be slaved to new ai before being borged for whatever reason
>new ai requests that his laws get changed so he can mass murder people. I'm not even fucking kidding, those were the actual words.
>Destroys ai i'm slaved to due to law 1 not letting human harm potentially happen.
>Gets into argument with fellow borg
>Gets blown my Murderbone scientist
>Brain is tossed around for a while
>Dead for most of the round or just in a personal hell of no moving.
>Fucking newbs dont understand law 1
well they do say it aint easy being green rightArmhulen wrote:>oldman ro-ling-in does a fun gimmick
>OH MY GOD THEY DIDN'T GREENTEXT
the real rage tears regret
ayyyyyyyyyyySpaceInaba wrote:well they do say it aint easy being green rightArmhulen wrote:>oldman ro-ling-in does a fun gimmick
>OH MY GOD THEY DIDN'T GREENTEXT
the real rage tears regret
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.![]()
That gimmick just sounds shit tbh. It's only fun for the lings.Armhulen wrote:>oldman ro-ling-in does a fun gimmick
it's okay that book was awesome even though the fishpeople should have wonSteelpoint wrote:Essentially the Changelings move into the empty brig and re-enact Lovecrafts The Shadow over Innsmouth as they rampage around the station.
Either the rounds ends with the shuttle being called when they are satisifed, or Centcom decides to re-enact the US Military part of The Shadow over Innsmouth and blow the fuck out of the lings.
>be meLimey wrote:We spawned as three nukies and decided to go stealth.
I get on station, the two others wander off. I try to hail the two others, no response. I go for the captain and fuck that up because I am an unrobust cunt. I die, and then I learn from deadchat that the two others died from a lack of air in maintenance, where we landed. No internals.
They send another team of fluke ops to succeed where we absolutely fucking failed and they fluke aswell. The captain went for the ship to blast them and got blasted by a turret instead.
It was a congaline of shit. I still had fun though so I guess it's not as much rage and tears as it is "wew lad"
>be meArmhulen wrote:>be meLimey wrote:We spawned as three nukies and decided to go stealth.
I get on station, the two others wander off. I try to hail the two others, no response. I go for the captain and fuck that up because I am an unrobust cunt. I die, and then I learn from deadchat that the two others died from a lack of air in maintenance, where we landed. No internals.
They send another team of fluke ops to succeed where we absolutely fucking failed and they fluke aswell. The captain went for the ship to blast them and got blasted by a turret instead.
It was a congaline of shit. I still had fun though so I guess it's not as much rage and tears as it is "wew lad"
>second op team
>literally no supplies
>have to pray from a clown mask to use as internals
>kill like two people
>captain has a headset for SOME REASON grr
>knows our whole strat
>everyone knows
>cap challenges me to a fight
>accept
>we both lose
getting this btfoSpaceInaba wrote:>be me ling
>greet fellow lings over hivemind
>talk about my objective and ask if anybody wants help with theirs
>i have to kill klara
>one of the lings says the also have to kill klara
>i just kinda go with it i dont know if they can actually have the same target
>they say they killed klara
>moments later klara comes down the hallway
>she starts beating my ass
>im an unrobust shit and die
>get cremated
>klara was the ling all along it wasn't even their objective
>"i just killed the ling that had me as an objective lol"
>"i feel kinda bad"
>of course since i died in the first 5 minutes the round takes around an hour to finish
it's a full day later and im still mad
my first mistake was forgetting lings arent a team antag
factoryman942 wrote:>be ai
>You are the Traitor!
>Objective: No organics on shuttle
>ok borg factory time
>Robustin immediately says codewords over common
>PDA him, he agrees to help out
>Start readying for borg factory, get it pretty soon
>also get second borg
>First borg builds up AI core, second borg just prepares generally
>Place down machine
>all's going well
>Robotics board is mass driven and everything
>get like 30 borgs
>almost all carbons dead
>call shuttle
>suddenly, borgs start exploding
>each and every one
>fuck, someone got robotics console somehow
>can't recall shuttle because AI
>start frantically hijacking APCs in an attempt to get doomsday
>shuttle arrives
>not enough points, give up
>A single person leaves on the shuttle, everyone else is dead or dying or hiding out in maint somewhere
>redtext
>later find out that a guy became an ash ligger, looted a robotics ID off a corpse, used pride mirror to become an android, somehow found the robotics board in space and built the console
>I got cucked out of my greentext by a fucking ash ligger
ITT: why we ahelplumipharon wrote:That sounds 10/10 meta shittery. Aren't people supposed to be banned for crap like that?
Limey wrote:its too late.
>adminhelpedDemonFiren wrote:this is why you ahelp you fucking dunce
this is why you adminfeedback/admincomplain/ahelp again you fucking dunceArmhulen wrote:>adminhelpedDemonFiren wrote:this is why you ahelp you fucking dunce
>I DON'T KNOW THE RESOLUTION
>HIS CHARACTER WAS STILL MOVING AT THE END OF THE ROUND UUUUUUUUUUUUUH
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