/tg/Station 13

newfren

Blood in gold cores has the same spawn list as plasma in gold cores, I promise you.

newfren

Yell at RD to upgrade the ORM.

Open your locker and get out the flashlight, KA, and mesons. Drop your marker beacons on the floor. PDA light on. One flashlight in a pocket, the other on your KA, knife on your KA, mining satchel in your other pocket. Get the resonator or the crusher kit for the ...

newfren

imagine gettin' uwu memed by reed glover

newfren

sign up late as a geneticist
get murderboned by a random impersonating the captain
cloned after a slime notices me
captain comes round again, fighting me and the slime
kills me, slime kills him
tfw he was the last person alive
the station is now inhabited solely by an oil black slime
no admins on ...

newfren

sybil's down again friends

newfren

sybil's down friends

newfren

New plant that grows "mound" or whatever that acts like the metal in mechs and also you can use in-hand to craft into chassis/arms/legs/etc. Make it mutate from replica pods.

Kudzu for wiring up the mech so growing kudzu doesn't make security flashbang your entire department six times and arrest ...

newfren

Hi if you want lots of mutagen bring the chemists 10 large beakers (legit the easiest thing to get in the world on most maps, cargo will normally let you in if you're on box to use the lathe) and just ask them to fill them. This has literally never failed for me and I have played a tonne of botany ...

newfren

Hi can we get a wiki page for this also.

newfren

Idea: Make a fucking wiki page kevinz.

newfren

Anonmare wrote:They only try to cure it if it has negative symptoms, like sneezing.

They will also try to cure it if those negative symptoms are neutered and only acting as a buff. Also I have no idea how to navigate github which is why I requested this here on the forums instead of writing a PR.

newfren

With the new virology update many new diseases naturally have a cure of spaceacillin instead of being always salt when you just crammed all the good symptoms in. Neutered symptoms also still count towards making the face green and unhappy instead of blue and happy. For example: I had a disease with ...

newfren

PKPenguin321 wrote:janitor is the low-key grief job, and when people get mad at you and retaliate for it you can go on the forums and complain because "its muh job"

my job is making sure the 3x3 square of tiles that connects the starboard hallway and the central loop is EXTRA CLEAN by mopping it with water

newfren

whoisthere is the best poster

newfren

I played a really aggressive PAI named carlos danger that announced his own name all the time then someone else started playing an assistant by the same name

newfren

Learn to mutate plant stats I can literally get 10s of thousands of units of biomass in like 10 minutes.

If you don't want to learn to mutate then just take the fucking watermelon from the community garden and make seeds from it - it has decent stats and if you have like 2 trays with it and robust ...

newfren

http://imgur.com/a/vQkn7

I did exactly this much work and no more.

If someone can pass a png for corn and shoes then I can make them buttery.

newfren

Mix stabilized phlog, mix some CLF3

phlog in 1 beaker with some smoke reagents, clf3 in the other with the rest of the smoke reagants.

CLF3 basically stays at 1000 degrees all the time so it auto-heats the phlog up to its fire point.

newfren

I've seen a couple of nearly maxcap (4/10/19) grenades go off recently as well, wiping out the shuttle and brig.

Sure acid smoke sucks now, but you can still make really deadly foam/bomb/inferno grenades.

4/10/19 grenades are almost certainly bluespace beakers. 2 large beakers worth of ...

newfren

I know Reed Glover and I started messing with Rezadone one late night round and honestly that stuff is fucking amazing now. 1u pills will instantly heal the cloneloss damage of anyone that doesn't have charcoal/similar purging chemicals in their system. The only hiccup is getting soy bean seeds and ...

newfren

Accurate depiction of coderbus wearing his favourite T-shirt:

newfren

Scenario: A Sleeping Carp attacks a Security Officer. The Security Officer reaches for their taser and gets off a shot, but it's deflected. The Officer only has time to shout ":s HELP DORMS" before they're killed by unarmed attacks. The Sleeping Carp takes the Officer's taser and starts stripping ...

newfren

It can turn off all the lights and try and lock people apart to make it harder to harm each other but now it's not a deciding factor in every interaction where one human punches another. Both of the humans involved get more agency in deciding the matter while the AI still has worthwhile tools (doors ...

newfren

Drones should be able to wear eyewear in their mask/helmet slot, or have built-in meson vision. Now drones can go mining!
You can still totally mine as a drone without mesons - you have X-Ray vision, just carry around a mining scanner and ping the shit out of it or manage to get an advanced mining ...

newfren

Drone mining is really atmospheric and great because you don't use mesons, you just use the drone x-ray vision. So the ores still pop but it's otherwise really dark apart from your dinky little drone light.

newfren

iamgoofball wrote:So are you but we haven't removed you yet

Give it time.

newfren

cmspano wrote:Last I saw there weren't many minerals available to the gulag area. Last time I was there I had to breach out of the gulag area(which is full of monsters) just to fill a 500 point sentence.

Dig sand man it's the easiest thing in the world.

newfren

It clogs up botany with things that are not botany and has replaced the hydro trays that I liked using most because noone could see that I was growing deathnettles and kudzu from just walking past.

Maybe when it's functional I'll enjoy it.

newfren

The unloved rock wrote:
Zilenan91 wrote:Saline is a beyond terrible heal, all it does is like a 33% chance of .5 heal from what I remember
saline does have one use though, you cant OD so you can pump yourself with infinity units

Synthflesh, Styptic Powder, and Silver Sulfadiazine also have no OD threshold and heal better.

newfren

Can't you just change abstract to nodrop.

Isn't that literally the only difference between the two?

newfren

If secborgs are removed we need a red outfit for service borgs.

newfren

Who is his heir.

I want a chart of succession.

newfren

So I was playing drone and noone was in the RnD lab - given that I figured it would improve the station to have better RnD I did it - but the admins disagreed. In the following conversation I was told that apparently acting as janitor or bartender was also violating my laws.

So what is within the ...

newfren

TheNightingale wrote:The sleeping carp scroll should only work against electrodes and disablers. It'd still be tremendously overpowered, but someone who uses it can still get shot full of lasers.

It's 17 fucking tcs just harden up and stunbaton the fucker.

Or flashbang or pepper spray or teargas jesus fuck.

newfren

The free antag lizards getting onto the station is pretty dumb!

newfren

>box
>sybil
>late night traitor
>aw yeah time to meme around and-
>hijack

Welp!

>get cargo access from hop, then go break into the miraculously empty robotics and bug science until they up bluespace enough to build a ripley and a grav catapult
>by the time I'm finished cargo has like 140 points ...

newfren

It's not really possible for drones to mine anymore and ripleys feel like a hindrance rather than a help.

Is it possible for anyone who is not a miner to get bluespace bunkers? It'd be nice if there were like a couple scattered around the outpost for when roboticists or shit want to go get minerals.

newfren

The lizardmov board is in game called the default board I believe.

newfren

Mostly I'd like a roundstart green drink that doesn't rely on getting watermelon and banana juice, green crayons, or sulphuric acid.
wh...why? Are you a leprechaun as your gimmick?
I like to cover the bar in beautiful drinks so that it looks good and without green drinks it never looks good ...

newfren

Is there a seed extractor in the botany pod? You can put seeds into that thing dog.

Gatfruits are one of the few plants that you need to care about the speed of the plant to grow.

Also unless there's mutagen in there it's fairly impossible to do good botany. A floral somatoray would be a decent ...

newfren

Mostly I'd like a roundstart green drink that doesn't rely on getting watermelon and banana juice, green crayons, or sulphuric acid.

Also how are whiskey sours not in the game fuck.

newfren

Stimulant and triple healing virus makes everyone harder to kill of course I'm going to give it to the doctors that save people's lives and the engineers that make sure the big ball of death doesn't escape. It also makes life just better for everyone because running fast is fucking awesome ...

newfren

The problem with money is always that botany can shit out 10s of thousands of credits for very little effort via the money tree.

newfren

Yeah I meant that when I threw them I wanted to know when I had hit the guy I was throwing them at.

newfren

Reece wrote:- Or anyone with chem access

Chemists cannot make emps without the assistance of mining (this never happens).

newfren

Charcoal is strong as shit man.

newfren

I'm sorry for being good at virology apparently I should be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanned.

I'm sorry for using the tools botany gives me in the way literally anyone could do (what daisy holmes does is not some advanced rocket science shit it's just optimization of botany from experience of playing many ...

newfren

It would be nice if there was some feedback in chat for hitting someone with a bolas so I know I've actually connected straight away.

newfren

I forgot which way to travel from the abandoned teleporter to find it so I decided straight north from the furthermost west point and then I literally never saw the teleporter again for 15 minutes despite all common sense, so I started fire extinguishing my way around every few minutes or so, hoping ...

newfren

Botany is hilariously cramped for up to 3 botanists to be working in there. You want at least 6 trays per botanist, preferably more like 8.

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