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Whatcha been reading, /tg/? Fiction? Non-Fiction? Philosophy? Shakespeare? Joyce?

Also your favorite book or why books fucking suck like they do.

Holy shit man I didn't know. Thanks for the tip I'll be sure to wear a condom next time I get fucked by my crocodile.

What do you guys think were the best movies of 2015?

My picks: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/Macbeth_2015_poster.jpg http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cte3av43L._SY355_.jpg

I haven't watched my most anticipated movie of the year though, wich is Hateful Eight, because movies ...

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The server seems to be down.

[AI Private] Mulebot (Lambo) says, "Destination Central Primary Hallway reached. Unloading the grey adult slime (465)."

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HU3ZIL WILL CONQUER THE WORLD.

We actually just bought some really shitty russian tanks for an unreasonable price because reasons.

I can do it. Just give me some details and I'm in.

Emmanuel Abramovich



This guy is actually Roman Abramovich, though.

20-Nov-2014 | Warned for uploading a law to dehuman a player based on suspicion, with a very poorly worded law that put the crew at danger. ~saegrimr23-Nov-2014 |

Banned for 1440 minutes - Got mad at another player, and attacked them. When the other player hit back, they beat them to death ...

I really effective way to cure disease epidemics is making a smoke grenade with the cure and throw it in a really crowded place.

He is a pretty cool guy. Really chill dude and a pretty good admin. Handles adminhelps well, like 50% of my adminhelps were answered by him.

OOC: Earthykiller127: we were about to erp bdsm with the larva

And fuck the detective for not scanning for prints.
Fuck you too for not telling me to scan the prints.

I called you 5 times to the brig and you didn't come.

But anyways, the idea sounds cool, but it has to have some kind of challenge or gimmick, otherwise I'm sure it'll get really boring and ...

Fuck whoever leaked the plasma. And fuck the detective for not scanning for prints.

Dunno if this is the subforum for this thread, but I'll post it anyway.

The image of the Mystery Soup in the wiki is so much more pretty than it is in-game. In the wiki it is this:

https://tgstation13.org/wiki//images/4/48/Mysterysoup.png

While in game it's just a normal soup tray with a ...

Vekter wrote:It's all good, bro. All you need to do in the future is send us an adminhelp and we'll see what we can do for you. Ban lifted.

Thanks, man.

Byond Account: Rumpelstiltskin3
Character Name: Emmanuel Abramovich
Banning Admin: vekter
Ban type: Permaban (I believe it's a permaban because it didn't show me a date of expiration.)
Ban Reason: Suicide/loggof as Head of Security
Lenght: Permaban.
Time ban was placed: 2014-12-12 17:52:38 EST

My ...

bandit wrote:Juggernaut (92) eats the clown's ass.

Holy shit I laughed at this.

You can use pepperspray as a makeshift jetpack, just like the fire extinguisher.

>Quartermaster
>Make this whole plan to secede from station, but for real.
>Declare independence from Station.
>HoP, Captain and a Sec officer come to arrest my ass.
>Doors welded and bolted but they break through the windows.
>Fend them off with my crew.
>Miner comes in replaces all the windows ...

"Long Live Cargonia." - Wicklan

Best round of my fucking life. All Cargo Tech's seceded Supply from Space Station 13 and founded the Republic Of Cargonia. I, the QM, ended up in the Insanity Ward of the brig.

litmeuplol wrote:

Spoiler:

Sorry about FUCKHUGE images and also chat. I tried to edit it out man fuck

What mod is that?

Game is absolute fucking CA$H. Bought it for like 2$, played it for hours on end.

Best expansion to the game as of yet.

Violaceus wrote:>"Atheist"
>more like "atheist"

*Greentexting out of 4chan*

Remie Richards wrote:Top three:

1. Steins;Gate
2. Angel beats!
3. Chobits

(For reference, these ALL made me cry)

Oh my god. Finally someone who realizes that Ruka Urushibara is actually top-tier best girl/goy

Steins;Gate and Evangelion, by the way.

I'm an Atheist. I hate the idea of a God, and believe that men themselves are the superior being. We have created civilization, language, writing, technology, and have dominated almost every species known.A man is god to all it creates and destroys.