OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: MSO GOT HIGH!

FantasticFwoosh · Fri Nov 06, 2015 5:45 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

SOS bagil has just collapsed upon itself.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Nov 06, 2015 5:53 pm #132142

Don't call SOS, SOS can't help you.

Helios · Post by **Helios** » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:01 pm #134139

muh gang, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:14 am #135283

RIPRIPRIPRIP

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:20 am #135286

I was in the middle of cloning an engineer and setting up a lizard date.

Every time I do the latter, shit happens. Suicidal mimes, singularities, tfw gf is ling...server crashes. The gods have not meant for me to even satirise ERP.

lzimann · Post by **lzimann** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:22 am #135289

DemonFiren wrote:I was in the middle of cloning an engineer and setting up a lizard date.

Every time I do the latter, shit happens. Suicidal mimes, singularities, tfw gf is ling...server crashes. The gods have not meant for me to even satirise ERP.

So, this means it's all lizards' fault.

NoahGoldFox · Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:40 am

i was about to get on ;>;

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:05 am #135304

cannot spessmans

i cri

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:07 am #135308

lzimann wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:I was in the middle of cloning an engineer and setting up a lizard date.

Every time I do the latter, shit happens. Suicidal mimes, singularities, tfw gf is ling...server crashes. The gods have not meant for me to even satirise ERP.
So, this means it's all lizards' fault.

It always is, read your Icke.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:14 am #135313

>don't play for like a week
>server goes down when I have time to play
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Supermichael777 · Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:19 am

is it still down? somthing fucking hapened

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:20 am #135335

The server finally committed ritualistic suicide to end the blood pact. Nothing is real. Be afraid.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:24 am #135336

SERVER IS LIVE

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:50 am #136616

server shit the bed rip away mission

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:57 pm #136837

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:57 pm #136838

it's okay mso was online

confused rock · Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:20 pm

ah fuck it crashed

Rumpelstiltskin3 · Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:28 pm

The server seems to be down.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:31 pm #138267

Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:The server seems to be down.

seconded

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:32 pm #138268

my favourite arma server was down
so i go to connect to sybil
and that was down too
fucking anus cunt nuggers

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:48 pm #138271

back up now

capi duffman · Sat Dec 05, 2015 1:09 pm

Now I'll never know why the hell did a ling pretty much jump in the kitchen, pop an armblade and kill me with the other cook, the brotanist, and half of the station looking.
He only slashed me, and even screamed a "YOU!!" before starting.

Lumbermancer · Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:28 pm

ree

I was about to bully the HoP for bossing around the sec.

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:52 pm #139151

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ABearInTheWoods · Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:07 pm

Server is still powered up, rounds are frozen.

Network outage.

Waiting on server provider's response to my ticket.

10% off the server bill for every 00.1% of downtime (~45 minutes) Downtime always rounds up. (0.1001% = 0.2%)

Incoming · Post by **Incoming** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:21 pm #139163

MrStonedOne wrote:10% off the server bill for every 00.1% of downtime (~45 minutes) Downtime always rounds up. (0.1001% = 0.2%)

Maybe if your lucky the server will be down for more than 8 hours and they'll have to start paying you instead.

ABearInTheWoods · Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:35 pm

Another network issue, high pings, high lag, most people should expect issues connecting, disconnects, and high ping.

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:05 pm #139199

It was me, I crashed the server just now.

BornToHonk · Post by **BornToHonk** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:36 pm #139212

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

IrishWristWatch0 · Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:02 pm

Post by **TehSteveo** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:11 pm #139228

I think IrishWristWatch broke it guys.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:23 am #139245

FUCK I THINK IT DED

edit: again

ShadowDimentio · Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:28 am

GOD DAMN IT I JUST WANT TO GENOCIDE SLIMES AND GET PET CHANGELINGS

1g88a · Post by **1g88a** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:33 am #139253

Qbopper wrote:FUCK I THINK IT DED

edit: again

Yeah it was perfectly fine for a bit there and then suddenly things went 100% dead shortly after a real round started.

booboolaboosh · Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:54 am

panic

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:56 am #139261

FIRST

Screemonster · Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:25 pm

srifenbyxp wrote:SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what?

Lumbermancer · Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:14 pm

10% discount get.

BornToHonk · Post by **BornToHonk** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:18 pm #140069

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again

1g88a · Post by **1g88a** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:01 am #140790

It said it was restarting for a bit but now both servers are showing "Connection Error!"
edit:
aaaaaand they're back

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:40 pm #141171

server just crashed, damn happy it did too. everyone was shit that round.

edit: seems to be back up.

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:43 pm

Deitus wrote:server just crashed, damn happy it did too. everyone was shit that round.

edit: seems to be back up.

fuck you i was doing a good job as chaplain

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:06 am #141202

He's dead, Jim.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:07 am #141203

everytime i get on to play
it fucking crashes

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:36 am #141216

this is the worst-case scenario

the server is down

AND I DON'T KNOW WHICH THREAD TO POST IN

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:11 am #141227

Sybil is down and Bagil has 40 players
It's over

newfren · Post by **newfren** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:52 am #141237

Hour 4 of sybil being down and the shakes are starting to set in. People have to play on basil.

I predict total collapse of /tg/ in another couple of hours.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:55 am #141239

CATS ARE LIVING WITH DOGS, AND THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH A HOT MESS OF 360 NOSCOPES

For real though why has the server been going down so much lately

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:26 am #141258

Aaaand it's down again

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:27 am #141259

Mother fuck

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:27 am #141260

I had just released singulo and stolen the nuke core, and I was ready to murderbone the shuttle too. God dammit.