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[Cyberboss]

Bottom post of the previous page:

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/ ... dmin.dm#L8

[Qbopper]

pfft

[ShizCalev]

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	var/fuck_you_dir = get_dir(src, user) // Because fuck you...
	if(!fuck_you_dir)
		fuck_you_dir = pick(GLOB.cardinals)

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//Shit fucking piece of crap that doesn't work god fuckin damn it
function linkify(text) {
	var rex = /((?:<a|<iframe|<img)(?:.*?(?:src="|href=").*?))?(?:(?:https?:\/\/)|(?:www\.))+(?:[^ ]*?\.[^ ]*?)+[-A-Za-z0-9+&@#\/%?=~_|$!:,.;]+/ig;
	return text.replace(rex, function ($0, $1) {
		if(/^https?:\/\/.+/i.test($0)) {
			return $1 ? $0: '<a href="'+$0+'">'+$0+'</a>';

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//SPACE BEARS! SQUEEEEEEEE~     OW! FUCK! IT BIT MY HAND OFF!!
/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear/Hudson

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////////////// I don't know who made this header before I refactored alcohols but I'm going to fucking strangle them because it was so ugly, holy Christ
// ALCOHOLS //
//////////////

[duncathan]

fuck_you_dir is an age old classic. remie's naming conventions are certainly easy to distinguish

[RandolfTheMeh]

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var/list/all_circuits = SScircuit.all_circuits // It's free. Performance. We're giving you cpu time. It's free. We're giving you time. It's performance, free. It's free cpu time for you jim!

Pity it's only for Jim

[Remie Richards]

fuck_you_dir is an age old classic. remie's naming conventions are certainly easy to distinguish

What can I say, I'm perfect.

[DemonFiren]

i'd almost agree with you but your name is remie

[Remie Richards]

Not a fan of a french name? (on a brit, lmao)

[DemonFiren]

it's culturally weird i suppose

i mean i was originally going to post a dragon meme here but i don't feel like it

[Anonmare]

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/datum/reagent/toxin/acid/fluacid/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
	M.adjustFireLoss(current_cycle/10, 0) // I rode a tank, held a general's rank
	. = 1 // When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
..() // Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

[DemonFiren]

i don't get it

[Dax Dupont]

It's Sympathy for the Devil lyrics as a comment for no reason.

[DemonFiren]

ah, so there is no reason
good

[kevinz000]

[Denton]

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new/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pastatomato(get_turf(H)) //now that's what I call spaghetti code

[CreationPro]

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// This should only be used by non components trying to listen to a signal
// If you use this inside a component I will replace your eyes with lemons ~ninjanomnom

[DemonFiren]

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// This should only be used by non components trying to listen to a signal
// If you use this inside a component I will replace your eyes with lemons ~ninjanomnom

I'd rather have my ears replaced tbh but that aside I'm all for it

Spoiler:

also

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/*
 * Library Computer
 * After 860 days, it's finally a buildable computer.
 */
// TODO: Make this an actual /obj/machinery/computer that can be crafted from circuit boards and such
// It is August 22nd, 2012... This TODO has already been here for months.. I wonder how long it'll last before someone does something about it.
// It's December 25th, 2014, and this is STILL here, and it's STILL relevant. Kill me

[bandit]

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description = "<span class='warning'>I feel a lot better, but wow that was disgusting.</span>\n" //when you read the latest felinid removal PR and realize you're really not that much of a degenerate

[PKPenguin321]

If a light corner abstract object is deleted, which should never happen:

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	stack_trace("Ok, Look, /tg/, I need you to find whatever fucker decided to call qdel on a fucking lighting corner, then tell him very nicely and politely that he is 100% retarded and needs his head checked. Thanks. Send them my regards by the way.")

[Whoneedspacee]

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//I will need to recode parts of this but I am way too tired atm //I don't know who left this comment but they never did come back

my tgcode life

[Reyn]

No specific examples but in class I had a habit of sneaking shitposts into code via comments.

[bandit]

found by shaps

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//Aiming for 1.5 hours to max R&D
	//[88nodes * 5000points/node] / [1.5hr * 90min/hr * 60s/min]

[XDTM]

It's clearly accounting for time dilation

[bandit]

from modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_salad.dm

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eatverb = pick("devour","nibble","gnaw","gobble","chomp") //who the fuck gnaws and devours on a salad

[Sandshark808]

Not a comment, but...
/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/urinalcake

[cacogen]

>see paprika thread in unread posts
>briefly panic until I see the creation date

[ATHATH]

The comments in hydroponics.dm (https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/ ... oponics.dm) are quite good, both in how they explain what's happening/what does what and in humor in the section for dealing with adding special chemicals to a plant tray.

[ATHATH]

The comments in revenant_abilities.dm that specifically warn admins not to give non-revenants revenant powers (right next to the code that makes those powers still able to work (and not cost any essence) when cast by non-revenants) are pretty funny: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/ ... ilities.dm

[terranaut]

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if(!is_operational()) //you cant use broken machine you chumbis

[Yenwodyah]

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/obj/item/melee/touch_attack/fleshtostone/afterattack(atom/target, mob/living/carbon/user, proximity)
	if(!proximity || target == user || !isliving(target) || !iscarbon(user)) //getting hard after touching yourself would also be bad
		return