Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:29 pm #315315

Bottom post of the previous page:

I'm not cool enough to be in anyone's art.

Also I'm stuck at work on a sat and want to die.

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:53 am #315385

30 might not be enough to maintain genetic diversity depending on the species they might already be fucking donezo lol

420weedscopes · Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:03 pm

DemonFiren wrote:heresy

said known lizard fucker demonfiren

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:30 pm #315430

420weedscopes wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:heresy
said known lizard fucker demonfiren

there's nothing heretical about the purest form of love

Remie Richards · Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:25 am

Had a spider in my hair.
Am Witch now.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:08 pm #316347

Nilons wrote:30 might not be enough to maintain genetic diversity depending on the species they might already be fucking donezo lol

There's a process called purging that bottlenecked species can take.

Because the population is still exposed to the harsh conditions of nature, selection still takes place. In some bottleneck situations purging occurs and the population survives.

That's just a natural occurrence though, modern day technology allows us to completely forego natural evolution and selection.

Remie Richards · Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:35 am

That is not a crumpet.

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 5:47 pm #317288

that looks like a mess

Screemonster · Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:29 am

I got a fucking burst blister on my foot and it's in the worst place possible, like right between the ball of my foot and the underside of my toes, up in between the toes as well so it won't stay dry and wound up going all gross and sore

like how the fuck am I supposed to dress that, I wound up just buying a bunch of finger bandages and wrapping the individual toes and cutting the extra length that wouldn't unroll into some awful makeshift mess of gauze and had to wrap pretty much my entire foot in tape to get the thing to stay put

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:02 pm #317649

You can probably buy some medicated dressings at your local drug store, basically big cotton wool pads that you can cut into shape so you can put them up between your toes.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:02 pm #318247

because it lists the what

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:52 pm #318255

Never played those.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 5:24 pm #318309

They're more like interactive visual novels.

Remie Richards · Wed Jul 19, 2017 5:50 pm

now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:01 pm #318333

Remie Richards wrote:now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.

>calls itself a novel
>is a game?

Remie Richards · Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:05 pm

Alipheese wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.
>calls itself a novel
>is a game?

>movie
>doesn't move

:^)

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:01 pm #318354

A movie that doesn't move is called a picture

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:32 am #318631

Remie Richards wrote:now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.

ffffine, interactive experiences

Remie Richards · Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:26 pm

*nods*

Remie Richards · Fri Jul 21, 2017 12:14 pm

Been working on a spellchecker at work.
Testing it on some BBC articles.

There's a little bug at the moment with replacement indices, and newlines.
The way the checker works though, is if a previous correction allows for more corrections, it'll ask you to keep going.

Which is how:

... it.
Doing ...

Got corrupted into:

... I am Dong ...

It's been a fun day.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 12:49 pm #318999

So are you Dong?

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:34 pm #319066

Spoiler:

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:42 pm #319534

fucking left channel on my headphone died
it's been acting up ever since i got it
i had it replaced already, so i'm fucked
being half deaf sucks

EDIT:
nevermind, i fixed it
there is no problem duct tape cannot solve

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:42 pm #319585

see post
i just taped the cable to the plug in such a way that it would transmit audio for the left channel

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:37 am #319679

like i'm gonna throw away a ninety reichsmark headset

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:55 pm

I thought Germany used deutschdollars as currency

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:04 pm #319740

actually they're germonies

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:08 am #320022

special limited 7000 lizardposts edition kimono dragon for you

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:52 am #320382

would take for a walk and scare the neighbours with/10

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:03 pm #321155

nsos wrote:
nsos wrote:im workin
this but with 2 jobs now

today both my paychecks came in at the same time so u already know what the fuck it is me vs my wallet rd 100

ColonicAcid · Sun Jul 30, 2017 10:13 am

Send me some money to feed my overbearing need for marihuana and then maybe we can talk about investing.

420weedscopes · Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:24 pm

i paid (in-game money) to a body actor to just drop down from somewhere and kill me for a video
it took him
one hour
to figure out i was at Western Elsweyr Gate
with me saying Western Elsweyr Gate a lot
and him somehow not spawning at Western Elsweyr Gate
Western Elsweyr Gate is the only place he can spawn
he somehow spawned at not Western Elsweyr Gate but instead at Altadoon Gate
how do you not begin at Western Elsweyr Gate
how does it take you an hour to find Western Elsweyr Gate
w e s t e r n e l s w e y r g a t e

420weedscopes · Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:26 pm

420weedscopes · Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:12 pm

fuck no

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 6:55 pm #323749

>telling him to go to the western elsewhere gate
>"else where?"
>being suprised he didn't know where you meant

maybe if you told him the location instead of just saying else where he would be able to get there s m h

420weedscopes · Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:51 pm

don't even fucking test me on tamriel geography and lore colonic i will lay my dick on your forehead Calmly

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:33 pm #323795

lmao look at this nerd here thinking that just cuz he knows TAMRIEL lore hes a big shot uh

motherfucker i know all the NIRN lore fuck you think this is a game??? ive read C0DA im operating on woke levels of the highest degree fuck u want uh>>>>>

420weedscopes · Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:38 am

i've read every single canton of vivec
his spear is made from a piece of mehrunes dagon's penis that vivec bit a part off
do not
test me
talos is not a real divine

Screemonster · Sun Aug 06, 2017 8:21 am

I'm a lazy fucker and just use clippers, I gave up on trying to be neat and clean shaven a few years ago. Mainly 'cause there's this one patch under my chin where the hairs all grow in fucked-up directions for some reason and it's a pain in the arse to get them all.

This is the model I use, usually set it to 3mm then take the guard off to do my neck and cheeks because fuck it, it grows back too fast and if I try and maintain a completely clean-shaven look and end up missing a day because I'm running late then it's really obvious.

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 10:07 am #324175

Anybody got a ktt account?

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 1:21 pm #324197

>dont know how to use an unpowered blade

buddy its not hard. like literally all you gotta do is shave with the grain first, and then shave against the grain. (depending on what part of the face youre shaving, for the stache for example with the grain is down and against the grain is going up.)

just get some shaving cream, a good razor (could even be a safety razor just make sure its sharp) and just shave. just for the love of all that is holy never go sideways when its horizontal or you will cut yourself.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 4:20 pm #324236

Just get some clippers and go over at the lowest setting.

You won't look like an unkept barbarian type like us beardies (and fuck any of you that think beards are for lazy people, takes a lot of effort to keep a beard evenly trimmed and tidy), whilst keeping a manly shadow instead of a smooth baby's arse cheek of a face.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:37 am #324477

ayy finally i ordered the first half of my summer manga list, came out to ~$480. waiting for another 20% sale for the other half and it'l be another ~$600 totalling 126 new books to add to my collection.

hooray for wageslaving!

Remie Richards · Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:08 pm

Noticed today that I can flex my left hand's ring finger without the others flexing with it, where as I can't with my right.
I'm going to blame osu! for this.
given my left hand is my tapping hand, and serves only to press keys on the keyboard at speed, where as my right hand is for aiming, and thus, doesn't have that skill.
though, it's not this finger that does the tapping, it's the middle + index, but I can't think of any other reason really.

now I'm asymmetrical and that's weird.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:59 pm #325479

I found that if I drink a lot of water my migraines are a lot less bad. Still have to take paracetamol occasionally, though, especially when the weather is bad.

Remie Richards · Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:11 pm

I don't usually get migraines, but yeah when I do: paracetamol.

Screemonster · Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:42 am

I used to wonder "is this a migraine or just a bad headache" until the one day I actually did have a migraine and holy fuck there is no mistaking one for the other when you've actually gone through that shit.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:57 pm #326496

yeah people throw the word migraine very lightly

a headache isn't a migraine. the difference between a headache and the migraine i get: it's always a sub-orbital behind the eye pain for me, and it comes in clusters, i'll have it every other day for a month period every night without fail.

it's hell, it actually makes me wish i stopped living to stop the pain sometimes, aspirin helps a bit but usually i just try and sleep it off. the pain is "manageable" if im in a completely dark room.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Mon Aug 14, 2017 6:18 pm #326503

You get used to it eventually

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Aug 14, 2017 6:48 pm #326525

XSI wrote:You get used to it eventually

no i dont think ill ever get used to it

ive had this for years and it still basically debilitates me every time it surfaces, i wont be able to go out or do anything.

its shit and i hate it and i hate the fact that i can do nothing other than just endure it but thats life

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Mon Aug 14, 2017 6:56 pm #326533

Yes. You get used to having that happen. Not to the pain
You never get used to how it feels