Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 7:21 am #314633

Bottom post of the previous page:

as a government employee i am legally required to get triggered here
like seriously this is just inappropriate
anne frankly i'd have expected better of you

Nienhaus · Post by **Nienhaus** » Thu Jul 06, 2017 8:24 am #314640

This is my job now.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:11 pm #315093

further evidence that reptiles are prettier than mammals

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 12:35 am #315136

what in fuck is that

it looks like a worm frog snake

Super Aggro Crag · Sat Jul 08, 2017 12:37 am

Its a caecillian

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 12:56 am #315142

it looks like a living turd

it must be a picture of (((that poster)))

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 10:04 am #315209

Why is it covered in brown stuff?

Did some fag take Penis Snake as literal and stick it up his arse?

DrPillzRedux · Sat Jul 08, 2017 11:40 am

I got a My Pillow from a family member and it's great thanks

Super Aggro Crag · Sat Jul 08, 2017 1:31 pm

I didn't even watch planet earth 2 I just know a lot of trivia

420weedscopes · Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:52 pm

elder scrolls online is extremely fun

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 3:59 pm #315262

420weedscopes wrote:elder scrolls online is extremely fun

heresy

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sat Jul 08, 2017 9:29 pm #315315

I'm not cool enough to be in anyone's art.

Also I'm stuck at work on a sat and want to die.

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:53 am #315385

30 might not be enough to maintain genetic diversity depending on the species they might already be fucking donezo lol

420weedscopes · Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:03 pm

DemonFiren wrote:heresy

said known lizard fucker demonfiren

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:30 pm #315430

420weedscopes wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:heresy
said known lizard fucker demonfiren

there's nothing heretical about the purest form of love

Remie Richards · Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:25 am

Had a spider in my hair.
Am Witch now.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:08 pm #316347

Nilons wrote:30 might not be enough to maintain genetic diversity depending on the species they might already be fucking donezo lol

There's a process called purging that bottlenecked species can take.

Because the population is still exposed to the harsh conditions of nature, selection still takes place. In some bottleneck situations purging occurs and the population survives.

That's just a natural occurrence though, modern day technology allows us to completely forego natural evolution and selection.

Remie Richards · Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:35 am

That is not a crumpet.

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Sun Jul 16, 2017 5:47 pm #317288

that looks like a mess

Screemonster · Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:29 am

I got a fucking burst blister on my foot and it's in the worst place possible, like right between the ball of my foot and the underside of my toes, up in between the toes as well so it won't stay dry and wound up going all gross and sore

like how the fuck am I supposed to dress that, I wound up just buying a bunch of finger bandages and wrapping the individual toes and cutting the extra length that wouldn't unroll into some awful makeshift mess of gauze and had to wrap pretty much my entire foot in tape to get the thing to stay put

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:02 pm #317649

You can probably buy some medicated dressings at your local drug store, basically big cotton wool pads that you can cut into shape so you can put them up between your toes.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:02 pm #318247

because it lists the what

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:52 pm #318255

Never played those.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 5:24 pm #318309

They're more like interactive visual novels.

Remie Richards · Wed Jul 19, 2017 5:50 pm

now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:01 pm #318333

Remie Richards wrote:now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.

>calls itself a novel
>is a game?

Remie Richards · Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:05 pm

Alipheese wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.
>calls itself a novel
>is a game?

>movie
>doesn't move

:^)

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:01 pm #318354

A movie that doesn't move is called a picture

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:32 am #318631

Remie Richards wrote:now see that's not true cos then you're trying to say visual novels aren't games and they totally are.

ffffine, interactive experiences

Remie Richards · Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:26 pm

*nods*

Remie Richards · Fri Jul 21, 2017 12:14 pm

Been working on a spellchecker at work.
Testing it on some BBC articles.

There's a little bug at the moment with replacement indices, and newlines.
The way the checker works though, is if a previous correction allows for more corrections, it'll ask you to keep going.

Which is how:

... it.
Doing ...

Got corrupted into:

... I am Dong ...

It's been a fun day.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 12:49 pm #318999

So are you Dong?

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:34 pm #319066

Spoiler:

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:42 pm #319534

fucking left channel on my headphone died
it's been acting up ever since i got it
i had it replaced already, so i'm fucked
being half deaf sucks

EDIT:
nevermind, i fixed it
there is no problem duct tape cannot solve

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:42 pm #319585

see post
i just taped the cable to the plug in such a way that it would transmit audio for the left channel

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 7:37 am #319679

like i'm gonna throw away a ninety reichsmark headset

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:55 pm

I thought Germany used deutschdollars as currency

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:04 pm #319740

actually they're germonies

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:08 am #320022

special limited 7000 lizardposts edition kimono dragon for you

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:52 am #320382

would take for a walk and scare the neighbours with/10

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:03 pm #321155

nsos wrote:
nsos wrote:im workin
this but with 2 jobs now

today both my paychecks came in at the same time so u already know what the fuck it is me vs my wallet rd 100

ColonicAcid · Sun Jul 30, 2017 10:13 am

Send me some money to feed my overbearing need for marihuana and then maybe we can talk about investing.

420weedscopes · Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:24 pm

i paid (in-game money) to a body actor to just drop down from somewhere and kill me for a video
it took him
one hour
to figure out i was at Western Elsweyr Gate
with me saying Western Elsweyr Gate a lot
and him somehow not spawning at Western Elsweyr Gate
Western Elsweyr Gate is the only place he can spawn
he somehow spawned at not Western Elsweyr Gate but instead at Altadoon Gate
how do you not begin at Western Elsweyr Gate
how does it take you an hour to find Western Elsweyr Gate
w e s t e r n e l s w e y r g a t e

420weedscopes · Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:26 pm

420weedscopes · Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:12 pm

fuck no

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 6:55 pm #323749

>telling him to go to the western elsewhere gate
>"else where?"
>being suprised he didn't know where you meant

maybe if you told him the location instead of just saying else where he would be able to get there s m h

420weedscopes · Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:51 pm

don't even fucking test me on tamriel geography and lore colonic i will lay my dick on your forehead Calmly

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:33 pm #323795

lmao look at this nerd here thinking that just cuz he knows TAMRIEL lore hes a big shot uh

motherfucker i know all the NIRN lore fuck you think this is a game??? ive read C0DA im operating on woke levels of the highest degree fuck u want uh>>>>>

420weedscopes · Sat Aug 05, 2017 9:38 am

i've read every single canton of vivec
his spear is made from a piece of mehrunes dagon's penis that vivec bit a part off
do not
test me
talos is not a real divine

Screemonster · Sun Aug 06, 2017 8:21 am

I'm a lazy fucker and just use clippers, I gave up on trying to be neat and clean shaven a few years ago. Mainly 'cause there's this one patch under my chin where the hairs all grow in fucked-up directions for some reason and it's a pain in the arse to get them all.

This is the model I use, usually set it to 3mm then take the guard off to do my neck and cheeks because fuck it, it grows back too fast and if I try and maintain a completely clean-shaven look and end up missing a day because I'm running late then it's really obvious.

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 10:07 am #324175

Anybody got a ktt account?