Stories of rage, tears and regret

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Sun May 28, 2017 2:35 am #299772

Bottom post of the previous page:

My recent gang round in a nutshell

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Sun May 28, 2017 2:53 am #299781

Deitus wrote:HAPPENED THE SAME DAY:

>cult round
>shitton of constructs
>manage to kite a jugg in sec with a welder, almost have it down
>warden runs nearby and rapid fire shoots his taser at the jugg
>hits me
>jugg kills me while stunned then goes on to kill warden

IS TODAY JUST LITERAL RETARD SEC DAY OR FUCKING WHAT JESUS CHRIST

Don't worry bby one day if you come to bagil you'll get to see good (albeit brutal and asshole) sec

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Sun May 28, 2017 3:09 am #299790

D&B wrote:
Deitus wrote:HAPPENED THE SAME DAY:

>cult round
>shitton of constructs
>manage to kite a jugg in sec with a welder, almost have it down
>warden runs nearby and rapid fire shoots his taser at the jugg
>hits me
>jugg kills me while stunned then goes on to kill warden

IS TODAY JUST LITERAL RETARD SEC DAY OR FUCKING WHAT JESUS CHRIST
Don't worry bby one day if you come to bagil you'll get to see good (albeit brutal and asshole) sec

>Bageltown denizens believe this to be true
Literal pushovers.

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun May 28, 2017 3:24 am #299796

bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Sun May 28, 2017 3:27 am #299799

Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!

Since when are you an admin?

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun May 28, 2017 4:12 am #299819

D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!
Since when are you an admin?

well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

MrEousTranger · Sun May 28, 2017 4:22 am

Armhulen wrote:
D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!
Since when are you an admin?
well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

HOW I MET YOUR ADMIN!

Montyblancs · Post by **Montyblancs** » Mon May 29, 2017 4:53 pm #300195

>Chaplin, extended. Usual greytide ensues.
>Decide to create a shrine, where I'll immolate myself for a request.
>Make a 1x2 burn chamber surrounded by windows, break into atmos and make a plasma/oxygen mix canister
>Seal myself in, as I prepare to light the mix, two borgs observe me.
>Inform them that I am sacrificing myself for the God's favor, proceed to pray for a dark force to attack the station
>As soon as I light the mix and die, one of the borgs decons a window and burns the entire chapel
>Scream internally
>Get cloned, repair the chapel. Decide to instead try an ice shrine.
>Steal freon canister from engineering, resecure the shrine.
>Rip it open, pray to turn the chapel into a sick-ass arcade with my frozen corpse as a centerpiece
>Announce my offering over common, get a nice crowd of onlookers as I die yet again
>Admins actually start building the sick-ass arcade, frozen tears of joy streaming down my-
>Borgs break open a window and let all the goddamn freon out
>SCREAM EXTERNALLY

Spoiler:

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon May 29, 2017 4:58 pm #300199

>dumbass fucking borgs not realising that self-harm is kosher

InsaneHyena · Tue May 30, 2017 12:30 am

>Be miner returning to the station
>Shuttle takes fifteen minutes to leave the dock.
>While I'm flying, remember how it used to leave instantly
>It spaced miners all the time - that was fucking fun. Now it's all hugbox.
>Hey, maybe I should make a PR reverting it?
>Bring back the good old times. Deathtrap station and all.
>Arrive to the station, leave the shuttle.
>Wait, I forgot something.
>Right, my ore box.
>Return to the mining shuttle, grab ore box and head towards the exit
>The shuttle departs with me in the airlock
>Get spaced

Made me think.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 30, 2017 6:46 am #300493

Didn't you, once upon a time, intensely hate miners?

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Tue May 30, 2017 7:11 am #300497

I don't hate the job, I hate the players.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 30, 2017 7:42 am #300501

So what does intense self-loathing feel like?
Oh, wait, I can answer that.

Limski · Post by **Limski** » Tue May 30, 2017 4:08 pm #300583

>Be security officer
>See wizard teleporting in
>Do the sane thing and kill it on sight
>It deathwhispers something
>Assistant nearby collapses, pay no attention to the detail
>Miner says, "Dude, the wizard just mindswapped"
>briefly explain that mindswap sleeps the victim and the wizard and be on my way, not paying attention to the COLLAPSED ASSISTANT RIGHT NEXT TO THE WIZARD
>Get back to brig . . . take a short moment to process what happened
>realize how FUCKING BADLY I FUCKED UP and scream over common radio about it to notify the crew
>turns out that guy was an apprentice and the real wizard kills me shortly afterwards

I have never felt so ashamed

tacolizard · Post by **tacolizard** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:19 pm #301030

Armhulen wrote:
D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!
Since when are you an admin?
well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

you became an admin like 3 days ago after shitposting in ooc that you wanted to be candidated. Whenever I do that people fling their shit at me.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:34 pm #301033

I asked okand to candidate me.
Shortly thereafter okand vanished.

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:35 pm #301035

DemonFiren wrote:I asked owegno to candidate me.
Shortly thereafter owegno vanished.

mental SNAKEDOWN miright

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:38 pm #301038

you dumb frog had to quote me after i unmisremembered the admin

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:39 pm #301040

Looks like your a snake out of water!!

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 30, 2017 5:44 pm #301043

sneks are ew
only lizzers here

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed May 31, 2017 7:01 pm #301481

tacolizard wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!
Since when are you an admin?
well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

you became an admin like 3 days ago after shitposting in ooc that you wanted to be candidated. Whenever I do that people fling their shit at me.

the trick to becoming AC'd is to be liked

it's easy for people it dislike you when you ask for AC a lot/little/whatever amount is "more than once or twice", though

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed May 31, 2017 7:11 pm #301485

That's right I'm liked!

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed May 31, 2017 7:31 pm #301495

Armhulen wrote:That's right I'm liked!

Wrong!

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed May 31, 2017 7:47 pm #301502

Kraso wrote:
Armhulen wrote:That's right I'm liked!
Wrong!

GET OUT OF MY THREAD OH MY GOD YOUR RUINING EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT STP

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed May 31, 2017 7:50 pm #301503

Armhulen wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Armhulen wrote:That's right I'm liked!
Wrong!
GET OUT OF MY THREAD OH MY GOD YOUR RUINING EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT STP

Ditto

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed May 31, 2017 8:44 pm #301535

Armhulen wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Armhulen wrote:That's right I'm liked!
Wrong!
GET OUT OF MY THREAD OH MY GOD YOUR RUINING EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT STP

it'd be your thread if it was the feedback thread lol

tacolizard · Post by **tacolizard** » Wed May 31, 2017 9:03 pm #301546

Qbopper wrote:
tacolizard wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!
Since when are you an admin?
well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

you became an admin like 3 days ago after shitposting in ooc that you wanted to be candidated. Whenever I do that people fling their shit at me.
the trick to becoming AC'd is to be liked

it's easy for people it dislike you when you ask for AC a lot/little/whatever amount is "more than once or twice", though

I don't ask very often, at least I don't think so. I've only really asked like 2 or three times mabye, the last time was probably last year.

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:40 pm #302460

>Scientist, metastation
>Tator, get documents
>Start doing RnD, people still recognize me from my guide
>Everything looks nice, miners bring stuff, xenobio is doing their thing, not much disruption
>Experiment a bit with launchpads
>Decide to buy a briefcase launchpad to get into the vault
>Steal documents ez pz
>Buy codespeak for me and a couple random people, but never get to use it
>Buy emag and tator encryption key
>30 minutes later
>Someone syndibombed medbay and rnd, there's a lot of sec around, station in chaos, shuttle called
>Hang in escape a bit, get bored, chat with an atmos tech building something
>AI announces they trapped the captain in their own room for their safety
>Something's fishy, let's get the cap out
>Go to cap's room maint with an emag
>Start setting up the pad...
>Tazed, cuffed, dragged to the brig
>who cares about captains and likely rogue AIs when you've got sweet valids
>get dragged to brig where every guard passing by loots some of my stuff without saying a word
>try to speak to the warden to explain that yes, i had traitor gear, but that i was trying to help
>"perma"
>"no, wait, gulag"
>shuttle comes in 5 minutes
>thankfully the HoP was passing by while i was in the telegulag tube, and explained to the warden that gulagging with the shuttle coming is dumb
>get dragged to escape by the warden
>warden gets knocked down by something
>run to the atmos tech and get uncuffed
>go back to the brig to at least get the briefcase back
>get into cap's room
>completely empty except for a corpse and an all-access id
>get to the shuttle, escape without documents, regret trying to help

Screemonster · Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:48 pm

XDTM wrote:snip

because fuck getting a good story when you can unzip that justiceboner amirite

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 3:35 pm #302662

XDTM wrote:ded

tbf it's kinda reasonable to shit your pants and arrest someone when you see them emagging, but if you explained the situation that's still kinda shitty of him (especially >gulag)

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:16 pm #302757

>haven't rolled antag in a while
>bartender ling
>get shotgun, hack lathe and load up with slugs
>find out my target is another ling
>other ling gets caught and is getting dragged to chapel
>think I can steal his corpse away and id so I can greentext
>he's already been cremated
>ah whatever, feelsbadman
>wander around some more
>go into dorms, some chucklefuck emag'd the holodeck and released the homing missle bees that are three times faster then you
>run away, get killed in hallway
>someone drags me to cloning, I start stasis
>get defibbed, but too much tox and i die instantly
>get put in cloner
>some incompetent doctor pulls me out early, in crit and i bleed to death in front of her while she does nothing
>some imperfect person steals my corpse and drags it away to loot it
>don't get put back in to be cloned, morgue instead
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:22 pm #302762

>Be changeling
>Die
>This is somehow a huge problem

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:41 pm #302767

well yeah, but the doctor is a fucking incompetent who would of cucked over any antag, ling or not

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:07 pm #302789

that's when you revive, beat them up to an inch of their life, put them in the cloner and then morgue them

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:32 am #302923

This should be story of awesome, You missed the part where I made your head scream shit.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:53 am #302925

InsaneHyena wrote:>Be changeling
>Die
>This is somehow a huge problem

>be changeling
>wear clothes

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:00 am #302927

CosmicScientist wrote:>Orion trail
>get silly 'cuffs
>go to medbay
>put the mime in 'cuffs, drag them in a 2x2 loop
>doctor with a syringe gun follows me closely
>drag mime to a disposals, climb in myself
>mime gets free
>doctor's still there
>start putting doctor in 'cuffs
>they didn't move
>drag them around for fun
>let them get out
>get stuffed into disposals
>didn't get flushed
>wait for auto flush
>get bored because auto flush was swifter back in my day I swearsies on me mam
>get out and run outside of medbay
>CMO and doctor give chase
>stop
>get needled
>can't move
>get injected with sleep toxin by hand
>get taken to sec, stripped
>unconscious but warden doesn't care? they drag me outside the brig and put my stuff on my face
>CMO and doc drag me to maint
>stripped
>they're wearing muh red glasses I got from the clothesmate
>taken to surgery, still unconscious
>anaesthetic tank
>
>waiting a long time for them to stab my limbs off (not even amputation surgery, have to wait for them to heal me because they don't want to kill me)
>pray to have something interesting happen since whilst I want to get up and have an excuse to go ham on them with some frakking spears, they appear to be turning me into a quadruple amputee so no spear throwing for me
>wake up, only have a right hand
>cunt is said a lot
>"You had it coming"
>fucking
>toy
>cuffs
>"But you had a fun adventure"
>was asleep for the torture porn so I couldn't bellow cunt and any other unimaginative vulgarities at them as they fail to play the game
>You hear a voice in your head... I can explode you, If you'd prefer that
>yesyesyes
>gibbed, bluuud errywhere, yay fun!
>it's clock cult
>cultists like cutting up potential converts?
>round end
>neither listed as cuck cult
>ahelp and probably give up spessmens for a week
>stop wondering why some people just ghost once they get put into a position that removes control of their character

I was the warden. I told them they were toy cuffs. In hind sight I should have woken you up. I shotgunned the CMO to death if that makes you feel any better

bman · Post by **bman** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 5:18 pm #303021

calzilla1 wrote:
CosmicScientist wrote:ded
I was the warden. I told them they were toy cuffs. In hind sight I should have woken you up. I shotgunned the CMO to death if that makes you feel any better

calzilla MVP.

bman · Post by **bman** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 8:40 pm #303104

>be assistant
>walk to bar
>see TERRY NEWDAY aka DESK DRAWER get the shit beat out of him, he's in crit, he also got morphined.
>drag him to med
>scan him, blood level fucking 60.
>no morphine anymore
>painfully break into surgery, get the -o blood, throw myself over the table, grab him and drag him to a UV, hook it up to him and he soon stands up
>Terry Newday says, "IT'S MORPHINE YOU FUCKING MOUTHBREATHIGN RETARD!!!!!!!11111111111111"
>walks away

>die inside

>regret even saving him from a 60% blood death
>never save anyone ever for a whole month

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:09 pm #303719

>Nuke Op
>Gear up with everyone
>Door to shuttle is depowered
>Open it
>There's no bridge
>Buy Elite Hardsuit and go to shuttle
>It's depowered
>Rush to the hardsuit section to give them out to my fellow ops
>Take bomb cores as we prepare to rush the disk
>We depart after doing some magic fuckery to fix the sending console (Literally unpowered shuttle)
>We make it on station
>Rush to the armory and plant a bomb core with minibomb
>Another OP sees me plant the bomb
>Stays in certain death radius
>Rush out to save him
>We both get critted

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Post by **lumipharon** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:12 pm #303721

If your team mate is dumb enough to stand that close, they're a liability, not an asset. You're unironically better off with them dead - less free loot for the crew.

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:22 pm #303728

I realized that AFTER I died

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:57 pm #308395

>captain
>doing my pirate gimmick
>round has been very fucking chaotic with two/three harmful viruses (shoutout to the chemists on deck my fucking god you guys stayed on top of that)
>it's taken a long time but the shuttle is finally here
>pretty good round so far, had some competent sec and medbay players so it was ok
>get onto shuttle
>leaves
>hear someone being beat up in the shuttle brig
>ask the mech in the bridge to move
>walk outside into the brig
>in the time it took the mech to move everyone has gained a chainsaw and begun to murder eachother
>the warden chops my head off
>ask "what the fuck was that"
>apparently it's some kind of lavaland item

three rounds in a row with no fun allowed and this one's sodium was created by an item from my least favorite thing in the game

CPTANT · Post by **CPTANT** » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:46 pm #309264

>I am Nuke op
>go war
>Full rambo SAW mowing down half the crew
>finally fight my way to the captain
>After like a 10 minute firefight take him down
>drag him to space
>get hit by space dust

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:17 pm #309282

CPTANT wrote:>I am Nuke op
>go war
>Full rambo SAW mowing down half the crew
>finally fight my way to the captain
>After like a 10 minute firefight take him down
>drag him to space
>get hit by space dust

Can you smell what the rock is cooking?

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:33 pm #309292

We had another stressful round after that one above this post, where the ai was rogue and we had changelings and some mother fucker kept recalling the shuttle. oh, and i was murdered by the curator who wasnt an antagonist OR a ling, as he stayed down when he was killed by someone else, and we burnt the curators body to make sure he doesnt get cloned

MrAlphonzo · Post by **MrAlphonzo** » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:40 pm #309340

>Roundstart assistant, grab tools, soap, slip a knife in my boots, find some insulos, go about my day.
>Absolute clusterfuck in engie maint, CE is kidnapped and murdered, a lawyer has krav maga gloves and an e-bow, and there's a ton of blood.
>Slip the lawyer, grab the e-bow, shoot the lawyer, two other chucklefucks drag her in the back and kill her.
>Grab an e-sword, try to understand what the fuck is going on but this unknown in a balaclava is insisting on trying to kill me.
>Run out to heal, hear an explosion, balaclava cunt comes out and explains that him and the engineer were both traitors, the engineer was his target. GIves me an emag and secbelt ontop of what I already collected.
>Balaclava guy flees, just in time for the HoS to show up and confuse me for the actual murderer.
>Cuffed, HoS is very open minded,I tell him the full story, he lets me go with all the stuff I got to boot.
>Brig blows up, spot a panic siphon, AI is probably subverted or malf.
>Run into R&D, try to get to the RD's AI sat camera console to see whats going on.
>For some reason, the captain is there, talking to a borg next to a deconstructed borg console.
>Captain hints at the borg to take care of me, he it takes him a second but by then I've already ran into disposals.
>About five other people call out about the captain being a ling.
>Borg and AI try on multiple occasions to kill me, so I decide to grab a flash.
>While I'm trying to find the borg, a scientist has downed the Capling, but not for long.
>I run in and finish the capling with my e-sword.
>Go down the hall, flash the borg, try to emag him.
>RNG decides to fuck me over and make my flash burn out. My fault, I guess, for not pushing the borg's welding tank away.
>Borg manages to welderbomb me a split second before I can emag him, but the scientist who I just helped kill the capling shows up.
>And they help the borg kill me
>They help the asimov borg kill me

This is why people only play for antag.

bman · Post by **bman** » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:28 am #309413

IN WHICH SEC ARRESTS ME FOR HAVING INSULATED GLOVES

Spoiler:

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:40 am #309416

bman wrote:IN WHICH SEC ARRESTS ME FOR HAVING INSULATED GLOVES
Spoiler:
Eduardo Fischer is trying to put handcuffs on Parker Jones!

Eduardo Fischer has pulled Parker Jones from Bruce Bousum's grip.

Eduardo Fischer has grabbed Parker Jones passively!

Bruce Bousum puts the stunbaton into the leather satchel.

Adam Twelve sighs.

Parker Jones says, "Okay"

[Common] Jere Stradford says, "If the clown is rogue, bring me their mask afterwards. ive been craving a clown burger."

Ian exclaims, "Woof!"

Azura Stafford says, "LET ME IN"

Eduardo Fischer says, "We gotta search you"

[Common] Madra Tossilan says, "Someone cremate him"

[Common] Lucia Seidner asks, "I'm getting Atmos and fire alarms in Xenobio. Is everything OK there?"

Adam Twelve says, "What's needed"

Parker Jones asks, "Care to explain my crime?"

[Common] DeeGle Nashun slurs, "HELP"

Eduardo Fischer says, "And ask a few questions"

Alina Giovanna gasps!

Parker Jones says, "Bruh"

[Common] DeeGle Nashun slurs, "THEY"

Parker Jones says, "Okay"

[Common] DeeGle Nashun slurs, "FU'CKINGG"

[Common] Madra Tossilan says, "Lets get the clown LIZ"

[Common] Azura Stafford says, "AI LET MEIN"

Eduardo Fischer buckles you to the chair!

Parker Jones says, "This is a waste of time"

Parker Jones says, "But whatever"

You attempt to unbuckle yourself... (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)

[Common] Bruce Bousum asks, "Detective can you ok my promotion to your assistant please?"

Eduardo Fischer asks, "Where'd you get those gloves, Parker?"

[Common] Azura Stafford says, "SORRY"

Parker Jones says, "Also sec is very incompetent"

Eduardo Fischer tries to remove Parker Jones's leather satchel.

[Common] Azura Stafford says, "DIDNT KNOW THIS THING WAS THIS POWERFUL"

Parker Jones asks, "Gloves?"

Parker Jones asks, "That's your issue?"

Parker Jones asks, "Gloves?"

Parker Jones says, "Goddamn sec."

Parker Jones says, "HOT damn"

Eduardo Fischer says, "It's related to a bigger picture, Parker"

Eduardo Fischer says, "A matter of station security"

Eduardo Fischer says, "I need to know"

Eduardo Fischer asks, "Where did you get them?"

*beep*

You unbuckle yourself from the chair.

Parker Jones says, "Did someone drop this entire department on its head"

[Common] Selenium III rattles, "So, does anyone feel like helping someone trapped in disposals out"

Eduardo Fischer says, "Parker"

Eduardo Fischer says, "I asked a question"

Parker Jones says, "Parker my ass"

[Common] Terrel Lord says, "Borg to medical lobby"

Eduardo Fischer says, "Now answer it"

[Common] Terrel Lord says, "Shake me up"

Parker Jones says, "Gloves are out of the wazoo"

Parker Jones says, "You brought me here for fucking"

[Common] L.I.Z. states, "Coming"

Parker Jones says, "Yellow gloves"

Parker Jones says, "You should be ashamed of yourself det."

[Common] Selenium III rattles, "I am currently stuck in a distro loop"

Eduardo Fischer says, "It's related to something bigger"

Parker Jones attempts to remove the handcuffs!

You attempt to remove the handcuffs... (This will take around 1 minutes and you need to stand still.)

Parker Jones says, "What bigger-"

Parker Jones says, "Also"

Eduardo Fischer puts the box into the leather satchel.

Parker Jones says, "How come you didnt ask me about the fucking"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Aiden Burnside has signed up as Warden"

Parker Jones says, "CABLE CUFFS"

Parker Jones says, "EMP GRENADE"

[Common] Selenium III rattles, "I am stuck in the distro pipes outside cargonia"

Parker Jones says, "SMOKE GRENADE"

Eduardo Fischer says, "I was about to bud"

Parker Jones says, "JUST THE GLOVES"

Parker Jones says, "Anyways"

Eduardo Fischer asks, "Why in the name of hell do you have these grenades?"

Parker Jones says, "All of my shit"

Parker Jones says, "Is from cargo's maint"

Eduardo Fischer has knocked down Parker Jones with the police baton!

You fail to remove the handcuffs!

Parker Jones asks, "Happy?"

Eduardo Fischer shakes Parker Jones trying to get him up!

Eduardo Fischer has knocked down Parker Jones with the police baton!

Parker Jones says, "Uh"

Eduardo Fischer shakes Parker Jones trying to get him up!

Eduardo Fischer buckles you to the chair!

Parker Jones says, "What the fuck are you doin"

Eduardo Fischer asks, "Cargo maint?"

[Common] Adam Twelve exclaims, "HoP line closing in 2 minutes. If you want a job change come by quick!"

Parker Jones says, "Yeah"

Eduardo Fischer points the forensic scanner at the flashbang and performs a forensic scan.

Eduardo Fischer says, "Well"

Eduardo Fischer says, "I can believe the grenades"

Eduardo Fischer says, "Hm..."

Parker Jones says, "You arrested a guy for yellow gloves"

Eduardo Fischer says, "Look, I'm taking the cuffs and grenade, but you keep the gloves. Seems like you ain't the perp we're looking for"

Eduardo Fischer says, "It's part of a bigger picture, Parker, and I don't have the time to explain it"

Parker Jones says, "There's no point in taking away these nades"

Parker Jones says, "All it takes-"

Parker Jones says, "BIGGER PICTURE"

Parker Jones says, "I BET SOMEONE SLIPPED YOU"

Parker Jones says, "I BET IT'S THAT"

Eduardo Fischer says, "No"

[Common] Jere Stradford asks, "Can we get a janitor to the kitchen?"

Eduardo Fischer says, "I would have caught the fucker already"

Parker Jones says, "No you wouldn't"

Parker Jones says, "Cause you're wasting your time here"

Parker Jones says, "With someone"

Parker Jones says, "Cause they have insulated gloves"

Eduardo Fischer has grabbed Parker Jones passively!

Eduardo Fischer unbuckles you from the chair.

You're restrained! You can't move!

Parker Jones says, "That's not a sign of competence"

Eduardo Fischer tries to put the leather satchel on Parker Jones.

Eduardo Fischer says, "Parker, shut the fuck up. You don't understand what's going on here"

[Common] Walter Kifer says, "ROBOTICS IS REQUESTING A CORPSE"

Parker Jones says, "Yeah I do"

[Common] Walter Kifer says, "OR A HEART"

[Common] Walter Kifer says, "WHATEVER"

Parker Jones says, "You're a bad det."

[Common] Walter Kifer says, "I NEED THAT BIOTECH 6"

Eduardo Fischer tries to remove Parker Jones's handcuffs.

Parker Jones says, "And sec is fucked"

Eduardo Fischer points the forensic scanner at the backpack and performs a forensic scan.

You're restrained! You can't move!

[Common] Hash states, "Why tf didn't you take my heart"

You're restrained! You can't move!

Eduardo Fischer puts the forensic scanner into the box.

[Common] Hash states, "You nerd"

Eduardo Fischer tries to remove Parker Jones's Parker Jones's ID Card (Assistant).

[Common] Parker Jones says, "Sec arrested me for having yellow gloves"

Parker Jones says, "Sec arrested me for having yellow gloves"

Eduardo Fischer has thrown Parker Jones's ID Card (Assistant).

Parker Jones asks, "Why did you take my ID?"
Eduardo Fischer buckles you to the chair! // im bucklecuffed in the court, he leaves.

>Get arrested and asked where you found the gloves
>Not even processed through the brig, just questioned
>Behave petulantly and fitful during the whole thing, ignoring the question and instead resorting to being passive aggressive
>WOW WTF SHITCURITY AMIRITE

I mean I'm not saying to lick their ass but you would have saved yourself the trouble by saying maint, no?

bman · Post by **bman** » Sat Jun 17, 2017 5:36 am #309430

D&B wrote:
>Get arrested and asked where you found the gloves
>Not even processed through the brig, just questioned
i did get processed this round and they did nothing about the gloves that time. my crime that time was punching someone who threw me into people.
if you played that round you'd be complaining about shitty sec too.
>Behave petulantly and fitful during the whole thing, ignoring the question and instead resorting to being passive aggressive
if you arrest someone for having insulated gloves no shit they wont be cooperative
>WOW WTF SHITCURITY AMIRITE

I mean I'm not saying to lick their ass but you would have saved yourself the trouble by saying maint, no?
>waste my time dragging me to interrogation trying to act all professional, beat me with a baton silently and without reason before returning to their seat
>expect cooperation

In which security main rushes to the rescue.

also they could've literally just met me in the hall and say; "where did you get the gloves from" rather than wordlessly stunning me

bman · Post by **bman** » Sat Jun 17, 2017 6:03 am #309436

If this sec is so antisocial and incapable of asking a simple question which takes like 5 seconds they have to arrest me and drag me to the brig in cuffs and "interrogate" me then I'll shit on them no doubt.

what's worse is that you defend these kind of silent autists who have to arrest you just to ask you a single question

stop.