Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:05 pm #215565

Bottom post of the previous page:

Drinking heavily.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:37 pm #215571

Malkevin wrote:Drinking heavily.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:51 pm #215577

Works been making me mad for awhile. And it's because I Can't work. Basically the client broke something on their remote access system(specifically my ID for it) and has been sitting on their hands while we wait for them to fix it. As a result, I'm unable to do much more than listen to the calls of other agents and idle. Of course this means I'm not making money for the company. This is making my boss mad while he waits for them to get back to them. In fact as I'm writing this apparently he's about to make some phone calls to the client's HR department to get an update.

In fact his diligence is why I'm not angry at Him. It's clear he's getting jerked around too.

I'm tired of getting sent home cuz there's nothing for me to do and I can't use these licenses anywhere else due to a non-competition clause so unless I want to abandon insurance for a few years I need to get this fixed.

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:39 pm

I'm getting cucked by college funds. Last year I could cruise through on the grants and have money to spare, now mom and dad started earning just enough so I couldn't qualify for the good shit any more. Woo.

Looks like it's time to get a job.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 8:50 pm #215933

Watched the first episode of that new show by Jew Jew Jewbram, Westworld.
Pretty good, its like Jurassic Park but with cowboys instead of dinosaurs.

And its by HBO so naturally it has lots and lots of titty shots

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:33 am #216052

/blog start

-my mother recently texted me, she works as a school associate that basically just rides in a bus with the special needs kids. apparently today there was a creepy clown at the bus stop, so they had to call the cops.

-steadily moving through my physical manga/graphic novel collection backlog before i get to my digital backlog, currently reading From Hell by Alan Moore. only on chapter five but pretty good so far, the notes at the back can be a pain to read through time-wise but add a lot to the story.

-been feeling kind of listless recently, don't really feel like playing video games or doing much at all really. not sure if im in a funk or what, but hopefully it'l pass soon.

-this song has been stuck in my head for three days straight pls send halp
[youtube]H91bEGJYBU4[/youtube]

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:44 am #216054

It makes me so happy that some time in the near future it is foreseeable that people could receive money for beating the shit out of clowns in real life. This is inevitable and completely amazing

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:56 pm #216370

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 4:07 pm #216393

Deitus wrote:-this song has been stuck in my head for three days straight pls send halp
[youtube]H91bEGJYBU4[/youtube]

She's always cold despite the weather, she needs sun, she's so pale.

420weedscopes · Sat Oct 08, 2016 2:57 am

Ricotez is right

Super Aggro Crag · Sat Oct 08, 2016 2:27 pm

I'm out

Post by **oranges** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:25 pm #216708

See you space cowboy

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:27 pm #216709

If I had a million dollars I would buy crag a bed and breakfast in Vermont

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:33 pm #216711

Also I have not played space in over a fucking week because basil pop never drops below 40 even at like two in the morning fucking kill me

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 12:11 am #216737

CosmicScientist wrote:Become an admin again. Ban until the population drops. Then play.

Now here is a good fucking idea if I have ever heard one

The Ultimate Chimera · Sun Oct 09, 2016 1:35 am

Wyzack wrote:Also I have not played space in over a fucking week because basil pop never drops below 40 even at like two in the morning fucking kill me

Hubbies are taking over, we must do something!

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 4:07 am #216818

I need more money. I don't have enough.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 5:50 pm #217054

A3STH3T1CS wrote:I need more money. I don't have enough.

same tbh

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 6:11 pm #217067

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:35 pm #217153

Poor kid, looks like he needs something to cheer himself up.

Spoiler:

SJ212 · Post by **SJ212** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:08 am #217323

have been having a lot of fun going through the welding course.
i got an 89 on my first pad plate, doesn't look great but that's what practice is for.

Spoiler:

bonus pic from oxyfuel class

Spoiler:

IrishWristWatch0 · Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:28 pm

SJ212 wrote:have been having a lot of fun going through the welding course.
i got an 89 on my first pad plate, doesn't look great but that's what practice is for.
Spoiler:
done with 1/8" 7018 rod at 100 amps

weave
2016-10-06 21.57.05.jpg
stringer
2016-10-06 21.57.16.jpg
bonus pic from oxyfuel class
Spoiler:
right to left
2016-09-26 19.45.11.jpg

You need to look ahead of where your welding less than where you actually are, you'll have straighter welds.

SJ212 · Post by **SJ212** » Tue Oct 11, 2016 8:00 am #217624

IrishWristWatch0 wrote:You need to look ahead of where your welding less than where you actually are, you'll have straighter welds.

the main thing the instructor wanted us to get with pad plates is getting used to the weave, but in the future for sure.

TheColdTurtle · Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:16 pm

Just learned I live near an ex-pro quake player. Pretty neat

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:34 pm #218027

i got banned from facebook for posting a butt

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:32 am #218124

Your butt?

420weedscopes · Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:37 pm

i had a photo of a black porn actor lying on a bed but someone had used photoshop to swap his head and his penis head as my facebook profile photo for three years

Post by **Thunder11** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 8:17 pm #218236

That's because there was nothing inappropriate there. Only a pead and a heanis.

Screemonster · Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:18 pm

someone linked me to that old ariston advert and holy shit, THAT'S A FAMILIAR TUNE

http://www.hatads.org.uk/catalogue/reco ... ea8cf85b5d

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:41 pm #218327

[youtube]rhZBDNQ3gas[/youtube]

[youtube]q1iKiX-58Ao[/youtube]

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:29 am #218349

a whole month banned on facebook for butt posting

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:23 am #218428

You already said that, and I query again.
Your butt?

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:51 pm #218565

Was in Tesco today when I noticed they now make their own brand of Beef Jerky.

Bought it expecting it to be shit, but its actually pretty good.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:42 am #218699

Went home sick from work. Having trouble breathing, dizzy spells, sore throat, sinus trouble. Yeap the head cold I tried to stave off still hit me. Ma is still insistent I stay with her in the hospital. Even though I know I'm infectious. At least the nurses are attractive.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sat Oct 15, 2016 9:17 pm #218861

swans, geese, etc. are all spawn of the devil

i am still hungover which is unfortunate

EndgamerAzari · Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:49 pm

I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.

Remie Richards · Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:27 am

EndgamerAzari wrote:I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.

Told you you were doing good

Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:06 am

EndgamerAzari wrote:I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.

proud of you!

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:24 am #219377

Just five more minutes... just five more minutes... just fiv..mor..mi...................OH FUCK IT'S 8:37!!

Get to work only ten minutes late, boo yeah

Also, being stuck indoors in a windowless room all day I think is giving me rickets.
Probably why I'm so damned tired and sleep pattern is all screwed up.

Hm... there is a bench outside within wifi range and I do work on a laptop....

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:19 am #219393

I tried the bench but winter is coming and its cold in the north.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:49 pm #219445

Am I missing something or is shoeposting a new tg forum meme

Tue Oct 18, 2016 6:55 pm

Deitus wrote:Am I missing something or is shoeposting a new tg forum meme

a bunch of spam robots really like shoes and they keep posting about them. shoeposters are just robots

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:51 pm #219477

okay footfag, get back in the bag with your vorefriends

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:36 pm #219491

I've literally never once seen foot vore.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:07 am #219519

DemonFiren wrote:I've literally never once seen foot vore.

i've seen breast vore, dick vore, and other shit but i haven't found foot vore either. now im curious.

Screemonster · Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:18 am

goddamnit I got curious too
i don't know what I expected to find but I guess I can cross that off the list of "shit I haven't seen on the internet"

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:31 pm #219664

Saw a weird thing today.
A cat trotting down the street carrying a squirrel in its mouth by the neck.

If you've ever seen a fully grown adult gray squirrel facing off a cat you'd know it's usually the cat that backs down.

Was a pretty big cat though, about fox sized.

IrishWristWatch0 · Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:33 pm

Actually had fun doing a test for the first time literally ever. Finding peoples shit in unallocated space on a HDD is fun.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:38 pm #219666

Furries are strange.

peoplearestrange · Wed Oct 19, 2016 3:11 pm

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Oct 19, 2016 6:14 pm #219687

Screemonster wrote:goddamnit I got curious too
i don't know what I expected to find but I guess I can cross that off the list of "shit I haven't seen on the internet"

>furry

i dont know what i expected