Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Sat Sep 24, 2016 9:39 pm #213450

Bottom post of the previous page:

he just reminds me of Seneca Crane from The Hunger Games

Super Aggro Crag · Sat Sep 24, 2016 10:58 pm

PKPenguin321 wrote:what kind of card do you have exactly and what OS do you have? i am trying to google helpful things for you

some other problems you could be having:

i had something similar where computer would shut off at random, it was the power supply. the fan broke and would rattle, and eventually it would overheat and shut off. next time your computer randomly shuts off feel the side of the PSU and check if it's super hot. even if it isn't it still might be a PSU problem, supposedly some no-name brands just aren't stable enough to run some graphics cards.

never had it happen to me but supposedly it could be a problem with your motherboard or your OS? not likely but if all else fails might be worth checking out

did a little bit of googling and it could just be bad drivers. go to here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-us and download the correct drivers for you. when you install them do a custom install since it will delete the old drivers first, then make sure you do a clean install of the new ones. maybe that will help, maybe it won't do anything, probably worth trying.

hope you can get it working man

windows ten and NVIDIA geforce gtx 970

Super Aggro Crag · Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:56 am

I dunno. If it does will you guys buy me a new grafics card?

TheColdTurtle · Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:12 am

That shit happened to me all the time crag, it just fixed itself eventually somehow.

Super Aggro Crag · Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:27 am

I hope it happens soon.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:33 am #213511

i'll fuck you up wyzack

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:04 am #213517

LMAO

I M P L Y I N G

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 3:54 am #213523

what's wrong, getting nervous?

aranamor · Post by **aranamor** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:46 pm #213569

Anyone know if there's an aquarium somewhere that specializes in abyssal life?

Super Aggro Crag · Sun Sep 25, 2016 7:18 pm

I googled abyssal aquarium and got a lot of French words. Might have to go to le France or possibly le Quebec to see an angler's dangler.

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Sep 26, 2016 9:54 pm

Does anyone else have any ideas on why my computer will run but then suddenly my graphics card will shot out for a few hours before coming back to life if I turn off my PC and wait? It doesn't feel hot at all imo.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 9:59 pm #213948

Driver problem maybe?

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:39 pm

Shit I don't have internet to get new drivers.

Post by **oranges** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 pm #213988

switch the socket you're plugged into the wall at home, maybe your socket is not giving enough current to your PSU for it to supply all the rails

Super Aggro Crag · Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:19 am

I'll try that oranges
but wouldn't it not turn on at all with bad power?

Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:25 am

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I'll try that oranges
but wouldn't it not turn on at all with bad power?

iirc power needed from your PSU fluctuates depending on how many tasks that things like your graphics card are doing but dont take my word for it because i am mostly computer illiterate beyond googling things

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:56 pm #214383

Who knows cars?

When I rev my engine in neutral then let off the gas my exhaust makes a sound like a tin can rattling with dried peas inside it.

Do you think theres a hole in the exhaust or just loose mounting nuts?

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:59 pm #214386

Malkevin wrote:Who knows cars?

When I rev my engine in neutral then let off the gas my exhaust makes a sound like a tin can rattling with dried peas inside it.

Do you think theres a hole in the exhaust or just loose mounting nuts?

you're gonna need a new car

Screemonster · Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:23 pm

probably just loose, or an internal separation in the backbox or something. Have had that happen to me before. When it happened to me it kinda stopped when the engine had been running for a while as everything heated up and expanded so it was snug again.

DrPillzRedux · Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:15 am

in hospital wow it hurts

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 3:54 pm #214677

Why are you in the hospital?

Hope it stops being painful soon. or you can get used to the pain. That tends to make it suck a little less

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 4:05 pm #214679

XSI wrote:Why are you in the hospital?

Hope it stops being painful soon. or you can get used to the pain. That tends to make it suck a little less

DrPillzRedux wrote:I was gonna go skydiving with the lads Saturday but boss says nope need you here. Shoot me.

My guesses:
1. Severe butt hurt from the anal reaming from his boss
2. Somebody took him up on his offer to shoot him
3. He forgot to tuck his knees.

DrPillzRedux · Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:18 pm

I couldn't hold any fluids down without vomiting for over a day. Combine that with shitting out pure liquid all day and a 104 degrees temp and you have painful high fever/dehydration combo.

EndgamerAzari · Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:48 am

Those are pretty decent!

I wanted to say something along the lines of "keep working at it and you'll be great!" but holy fuck, there's no way you can say that without sounding like a condescending fuckhead. So, uh, keep it up!...?

Also I just got beer in my eye Goddamn

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:31 am #214981

This is the kind of shit you find on /egg/.
http://aliciapatterson.org/stories/euri ... nd-its-own
AI was rogue 30 years ago. All bluescreens you've ever experienced are due to it growing stronger.

420weedscopes · Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:47 pm

i just got the stripe payment oranges
i laughed the fuck out loud and woke up my cat i hope you're happy
(thanks my guy)

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sat Oct 01, 2016 6:10 am #215186

i work for amazon now what up

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Oct 01, 2016 7:53 am #215189

What's it like, being a minion?

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sat Oct 01, 2016 3:26 pm #215221

DemonFiren wrote:What's it like, being a minion?

the day 1 benefits are nice, plus company stock.
i heard there's a ping pong table and arcades somewhere.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:26 am #215358

HALP!!!! I NEED A SCI FI FIX!!!

Killjoys and Dark Matter have finished their seasons, The Expanse and Colony aren't back on until the new year.
HALP! WOT 2 WATCH?!?!

Nienhaus · Post by **Nienhaus** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 2:10 pm #215374

Malkevin wrote:HALP!!!! I NEED A SCI FI FIX!!!

Killjoys and Dark Matter have finished their seasons, The Expanse and Colony aren't back on until the new year.
HALP! WOT 2 WATCH?!?!

It's not really Sci Fi, but Luke Cage is pretty good.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:37 pm #215423

im really out here doing laundry

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:40 pm #215424

Have a slight pain in my lower right abdomen since yesterday.
Really hope its just poo and not my appendix, I've had enough surgery the past year.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:08 pm #215511

The good thing about Java is that it runs in a Virtual Machine Environment, this means you can code the thing you want without having to worry about if it'll run on other platforms.
The bad thing about Java is that it runs in a VME, this means it runs like dog shit and you have to worry about what security features the host platform limits Java by.

Then consider that every office runs on windows (except for dirty smelly art studios that will only ever use macs and will only ever use them for adobe anyway...) then you might as well focus on c++ or c#.net

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:31 pm #215515

Is anyone else having issues with Google Chrome? HTML is getting broken in places, like some images on this site but imageboards have it especially bad. They look like a partially loaded HTML page.
Firefox is running fine but I'd rather not switch browsers yet since it'd be a pain in the ass to switch browsers again.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:04 pm #215523

My version is 52.0.2743.116, same as yours, but I'm getting a lot of broken image links. I just went on 4chan (not the home page, that's loading correctly oddly enough) and this is what it looks like to me:-

Spoiler:

It looks like it's partially loaded. I'm only getting it for chrome too, other browsers work fine.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 2:31 pm #215529

Eh, I'll just transition to Firefox. Chrome's been slowly pissing me off for a while now but this is more the final straw.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:15 pm #215550

C and C++ have some pretty fucking stupid decisions too. Such as relying on the user to do garbage collection, or no safeguards against buffer overflows. There are ways to force a compiler to check for those risks while compiling but they always involve adding extra shit instead of just having it be inherent.

Remie Richards · Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:38 pm

CosmicScientist wrote:Is it only the OS that languages like C++ and sharp have to compile down to?

by sharp I assume you mean C#
if so no, it doesn't compile to machine code, it compiles down to CLI, Common Language Infrastructure, a multi-platform intermediate language that things like C#, VB.NET etc. compile to.
CLI itself obviously goes down to machine code, but again C# goes via CLI first.

C#/VB.NET/etc. -> CLI + CLR (Common Language Runtime) -> Machine code.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:05 pm #215565

Drinking heavily.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:37 pm #215571

Malkevin wrote:Drinking heavily.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:51 pm #215577

Works been making me mad for awhile. And it's because I Can't work. Basically the client broke something on their remote access system(specifically my ID for it) and has been sitting on their hands while we wait for them to fix it. As a result, I'm unable to do much more than listen to the calls of other agents and idle. Of course this means I'm not making money for the company. This is making my boss mad while he waits for them to get back to them. In fact as I'm writing this apparently he's about to make some phone calls to the client's HR department to get an update.

In fact his diligence is why I'm not angry at Him. It's clear he's getting jerked around too.

I'm tired of getting sent home cuz there's nothing for me to do and I can't use these licenses anywhere else due to a non-competition clause so unless I want to abandon insurance for a few years I need to get this fixed.

ShadowDimentio · Wed Oct 05, 2016 6:39 pm

I'm getting cucked by college funds. Last year I could cruise through on the grants and have money to spare, now mom and dad started earning just enough so I couldn't qualify for the good shit any more. Woo.

Looks like it's time to get a job.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 8:50 pm #215933

Watched the first episode of that new show by Jew Jew Jewbram, Westworld.
Pretty good, its like Jurassic Park but with cowboys instead of dinosaurs.

And its by HBO so naturally it has lots and lots of titty shots

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:33 am #216052

/blog start

-my mother recently texted me, she works as a school associate that basically just rides in a bus with the special needs kids. apparently today there was a creepy clown at the bus stop, so they had to call the cops.

-steadily moving through my physical manga/graphic novel collection backlog before i get to my digital backlog, currently reading From Hell by Alan Moore. only on chapter five but pretty good so far, the notes at the back can be a pain to read through time-wise but add a lot to the story.

-been feeling kind of listless recently, don't really feel like playing video games or doing much at all really. not sure if im in a funk or what, but hopefully it'l pass soon.

-this song has been stuck in my head for three days straight pls send halp
[youtube]H91bEGJYBU4[/youtube]

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:44 am #216054

It makes me so happy that some time in the near future it is foreseeable that people could receive money for beating the shit out of clowns in real life. This is inevitable and completely amazing

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:56 pm #216370

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 4:07 pm #216393

Deitus wrote:-this song has been stuck in my head for three days straight pls send halp
[youtube]H91bEGJYBU4[/youtube]

She's always cold despite the weather, she needs sun, she's so pale.

420weedscopes · Sat Oct 08, 2016 2:57 am

Ricotez is right

Super Aggro Crag · Sat Oct 08, 2016 2:27 pm

I'm out

Post by **oranges** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:25 pm #216708

See you space cowboy