Memorable Quotes

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Thu Sep 08, 2016 4:08 am #209638

Bottom post of the previous page:

(F) Lucas Vanleer has died at Aft Maintenance.
(F) Divine Telepathy, Jesus says, "for the love of me"

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:24 pm #209678

Varnesy wrote:(F) DEAD: Ward Robertson says, "We need more sluts"

Funny causes he drives so many waifu's away from the server

InsaneHyena · Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:18 pm

Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!

Yes, this happened.

confused rock · Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:25 am

what insanehyena isn't saying is it was my pet parrot I spent 15 minutes getting sentient as pirate chaplain. the reason they took it is because I planned on using solely my nautical energy sword, and I just got it off a nuke op I killed with nothing but that sword against theirs.

also, I remember someone saying something along the lines of "brig just got emped and doors are shocked, ai rogue?"

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:24 am #210239

InsaneHyena wrote:Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!

Yes, this happened.

Kor's gf needs and i mean NEEDS to draw this. It's too hlarious.

Screemonster · Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:57 am

not tg but someone trying to argue their way out of a B&E arrest because they fixed the window when they left:

[Common] Moxie Camila asks, "What'd I break?"
[Common] Moxie Camila asks, ".. No. In the process of breaking and entering, as you said, what did I break?"
[Common] Anari Risenfield yells, "The law!"

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 11:53 am #210291

Alipheese wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!

Yes, this happened.
Kor's gf needs and i mean NEEDS to draw this. It's too hlarious.

You really think she can draw anything more complex than "person or humanoid standing up and doing something innocuous"?

confused rock · Sat Sep 10, 2016 12:35 pm

I don't think poly couldve even grabbed the fuckin esword if it was drawn, god damn it, poly was my sentience potioned fucking pet

Post by **Shaps-cloud** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 1:21 pm #210312

calzilla1 wrote:
Alipheese wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!

Yes, this happened.
Kor's gf needs and i mean NEEDS to draw this. It's too hlarious.
You really think she can draw anything more complex than "person or humanoid standing up and doing something innocuous"?

uh yeah, if you've looked at their other stuff they've done art way more complex than the simple character sketches people request, there's no need to randomly be a cunt fnr

IrishWristWatch0 · Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:47 pm

calzilla1 wrote:
Alipheese wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!

Yes, this happened.
Kor's gf needs and i mean NEEDS to draw this. It's too hlarious.
You really think she can draw anything more complex than "person or humanoid standing up and doing something innocuous"?

I dont see you drawin shit, you fuck.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 4:02 pm #210357

Maybe the idea that someone has a gf triggers him?

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:04 pm #210396

back the fuck up calzilla1

Super Aggro Crag · Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:07 pm

Calzilla more like calzone because you're a salty mass of roasted dough.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:39 pm #210661

Map rotation has chosen to ignore you for next round!

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:01 pm #211221

Unknown: Aaaaayyyyyy
Mothership Rho Scientist (as Unknown) exclaims, "Oink Oink!"

So... you can use the pigmask as an alium

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:05 pm #211422

OOC: Jaxy15: i murderboned so hard that even reed tried to attack me with no provocation

captain sawrge · Thu Sep 15, 2016 5:35 pm

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 5:48 pm #211727

Hahah holy shit dude. Serves you right fucking metafriender

TheColdTurtle · Thu Sep 15, 2016 6:11 pm

Fucking metafriending cancer ruining our servers

Screemonster · Thu Sep 15, 2016 7:10 pm

gotta post a ban appeal thread to the headmins now

Post by **Shaps-cloud** » Thu Sep 15, 2016 9:27 pm #211764

The ban will not be lifted, pending the banning admin returning to make a ruling

captain sawrge · Fri Sep 16, 2016 6:21 pm

Shaps wrote:The ban will not be lifted, pending the banning admin returning to make a ruling

Hey man with pleasure

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:22 am #212014

fuck you and your attention whoring

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:53 pm #212293

Central Command Update:
We've determined that the bomber wired his devices to the phrase, "Blow it all to hell." For your own safety this phrase should not be spoken out loud.
(Common) Chaplain: "Blow it all to hell."
Chaplain has died at the bar.
Assistant has died in the dorms.
Assistant has died in the central hallway.
Doctor has died in Sleepers.
Engineer has died in dorms.
Scientist has died robotics.
Chef has died in kitchen.
Botanist has died in hydroponics.
Botanist has died in hydroponics.
(Dead) Chaplain: "kek."

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Mon Sep 19, 2016 12:21 am #212314

Local powergamer's take on running super-fast
[17:20] <ma44> yeah but the movement speed gives me like motion sickness

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:47 pm #212511

The skeleton is holding its breath! It looks like it's trying to commit suicide.

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Mon Sep 19, 2016 11:00 pm #212513

what a faggot, nonantag suicides should be bannable

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:13 am #212561

Floorbot states, "WHO REQRI FLOR"
Floorbot states, "WHO NED FLOR"
Floorbot states, "I CAN FLOR HE"

HeatherK · Post by **HeatherK** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:38 am #212567

I can't into bbcode, have attatchment instead. Fuck I'm just so proud of how well the deadman maxcaps work.

Shadowlight213 · Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:10 am

[Common] Fiz Bump says, "Nah, just collecting bodies and boy parts for cloning."
[Common] Fiz Bump says, "Oh god, I mean body parts"

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:35 pm #212859

Pomegranate headed toward corporate renaissance with methamphetamine, the sleeping pill

that's

that's not what

HeatherK · Post by **HeatherK** » Thu Sep 22, 2016 6:43 pm #213092

OOC: Brother Pawn: I'm standing next to the Garden, and I hear someone say "Heather Kelly was just converted!" so, I tased you, checked your backpack, saw a whole shitload of bombs, and then they went off.
OOC: Brother Pawn: And it was huuuge.
OOC: Endozworld: I don't know what yall expect when you try to approach Heather Kelly at this point.
OOC: SpaceInaba: Heather Kelly is a blessing
OOC: Odhisius: To be honest pawn, you should know better than to touch Heather Kelly's bags.
OOC: Brother Pawn: This was my first time meeting Heather Kelly. Now I know.

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:19 am #214596

Fixing sand smashed breaches at holodeck.

Jayne Staymates yells, "I HOPE ONE DOESNT HIT ME!!"
[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "I don't give a single shit about your engine"
You start building wall girders...
You start building wall girders...
[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "If you want to make one and have the time to do so"
[Common] Hits-The-Wizard asks, "You are ssso mean, did you know that?"
[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Fix the fucking station so we don't have to leave"
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
You suddenly feel very weak.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:14 pm #214899

Nothing can possibly go wrong.jpg

Fiz Bump · Post by **Fiz Bump** » Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:49 am #214959

"Damnit Mekhi, kiss me"

t. Lauser McLauchlan

Can't remember if these were the exact words. It was like a year ago.

pubby · Post by **pubby** » Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:46 pm #215019

It's not a memorable quote if you can't remember the words.

Onule · Post by **Onule** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:09 pm #215420

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:43 pm #215427

the flukey family sounds like a good z-grade family sitcom

TechnoAlchemist · Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:07 am

[Common] Illillious Torbusculer says, "IF YOU GIVE THE CLOWN SPACE LUBE YOU BETTER SAVE SOME FOR YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONA NEED IT IN THE BRIG JACKASS"

killerx09 · Post by **killerx09** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 10:29 am #215505

Let me introduce you to the tale of Baits-for-Clicks

http://pastebin.com/fmeaDm4G

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:45 am #215510

Wailing, not whaling.

Let's see if anybody falls for that one.

Screemonster · Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:12 pm

The only thing that could make that better is if the clown wasn't actually the one that took the ID, wasn't a traitor, and just got the captain to go full-javert simply by saying stupid shit on the radio.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:14 pm #215559

#notallclowns
#notalllizards

The Ultimate Chimera · Mon Oct 03, 2016 10:44 pm

TechnoAlchemist wrote:[Common] Illillious Torbusculer says, "IF YOU GIVE THE CLOWN SPACE LUBE YOU BETTER SAVE SOME FOR YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONA NEED IT IN THE BRIG JACKASS"

Lewd.

MrEousTranger · Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:13 am

Hazardous012 wrote:I'm very sorry I fingered a borg and called it a cutie.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:28 am #218362

Jonathan Talist says, "Oh a syndi bomb"
Michael Korsovik applies the ointment on himself.
Micks Tape says, "IS that what I think it is"
Eric Andre has been hit by the fire extinguisher.
Eric Andre has been hit by the metal.
Eric Andre's left leg has been violently dismembered!
BANG
Your eyes sting a little.
Freddy Castiglioni's right leg has been violently dismembered!
Maximillian Ryder shivers.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Micks Tape's right arm has been violently dismembered!
Micks Tape's left leg has been violently dismembered!
Fesa Semenov has been hit by the advanced energy gun.
Fesa Semenov has been hit by the white shoes.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Phillip Johnson catches fire!
You're set on fire!

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:24 am #219306

You have been revealed!
You cannot move!
The light fixture suddenly flares brightly and begins to spark!
George Wick has beaten the evil cat spirit with the stunbaton!
George Wick has beaten the evil cat spirit with the stunbaton!
George Wick was shocked by the light fixture!
You can move again!
George Wick stammers, "I r-reg-gr-ret-t t-th-his-s"
George Wick gasps!
You transmit to George Wick: asshole
George Wick says, "Decision"

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:17 am #219384

killerx09 wrote:Let me introduce you to the tale of Baits-for-Clicks

http://pastebin.com/fmeaDm4G

Thoroughly enjoyable read.

Post by **Shaps-cloud** » Fri Oct 21, 2016 9:26 pm #220283

(F) DEAD: Suzuka Nakamoto says, "we only got fucked cause of that fucking clown that got the shuttle early called"

A cult discovers it is no match for the hijinx and tomfoolery of one special clown

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Sat Oct 22, 2016 3:36 am #220340

[Common] table asks, "Where is my darling Mekhi?"
table asks, "Where is my darling Mekhi?"
[Common] table asks, "I can't find him anywhere?"
table asks, "I can't find him anywhere?"

Fiz Bump · Post by **Fiz Bump** » Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:41 pm #220949