Destro5000 was Mutter the Mime and survived (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate 7-Zark-7, the Cyborg. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Jide61 was 7-Zark-7 the Cyborg and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Andrew Mason, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Yeah that whole thing is basically just Daisy messing with someone and then proceeding to shit on them for what I assume is a good 10 minutes after they ask why they were randomly tased.
Though the IC in OOC was pretty funny.
Spoiler:
Zilenan91 wrote:
Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.
Security need to drag the rank and file face-first through the book occasionally, just to set the tone for their regular interactions.
kieth4 wrote:
infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am
Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
> All of those people who claim the Daisy is in the wrong here
Naomi Carter is a whiny bitch, who's at her worst when playing security. She once perma'd me for killing headrev during a rev round. As a detective. Shitty things should happen to shitty people.
Holding them in there for "five minutes" (like three) was due to my BYOND client shitting the bed, hence the "bluespace phenomena" comment. All of this was predicated on an earlier encounter that round where Naomi wouldn't stop interfering with me trying to arrest some antag in Medbay while like five hundred dudes swarmed the cramped surgery room and tried to murderstrip the guy for his traitor gear. I gave her every opportunity to walk away from the conflict without consequences before I went full shitcurity, which is where the log begins. Even then she was released with more than enough time to make the shuttle, before she tried to medicate me with a wrench.
Game Admin for /tg/station. I usually play Daisy Holmes, the botanist.
InsaneHyena wrote:Naomi Carter is a whiny bitch, who's at her worst when playing security. She once perma'd me for killing headrev during a rev round. As a detective. Shitty things should happen to shitty people.
This
TechnoAlchemist wrote:That person straight up said "You deserve a job ban" IC lmao
They've done worse
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Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying that Naomi is the worst player I've ever seen on /tg/, but she's in my top ten. Maybe even five. Which reminds me that my favourite admin of all time, Sawu, decided not to do shit about this case and threatened to mute me if I kept bringing it up.
kieth4 wrote:
infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am
Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
(F) Raul Leach yells, "I HAVE NO HEADSET AND I MUST SCREAM!!!"
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun
OOC:Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
[Security] Edward Sloan says, "Everyone and their brother has fingered it up by now though."
[Security] Luck says, "The same could be said for sarah hooker"
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Wyzack wrote:[Security] Edward Sloan says, "Everyone and their brother has fingered it up by now though."
[Security] Luck says, "The same could be said for sarah hooker"
Was late at night and didn't realize the humor in what he said until now. That was a fun round, one of my favorite sec teams.
Edward Sloan, THE LAW
Melanie Flowers, Catgirl
Borgasm, Cyborg
Spoiler:
OOC: Hunterh98: to be fair sloan is one of the, if not the, most robust folks on tg
DEAD: Schlomo Gaskin says, "sloan may be a faggot but he gets the job done"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "YOU'RE EVERYWHERE WHERE BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING"
DEAD: Rei Ayanami says, "IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING EDWARD SLOAN"
oranges wrote:Bee sting is honestly the nicest admin, I look forward to seeing him as a headmin one day
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))
I sent in an inspector. They came back with this report:
Delightful time on the station.
Enlightened by the Captain's knowledge.
Admired the competant security force.
Took a tour of the Tesla engine.
Had a fun time with the clown.
So much fun on the station.
Quilted a bit in the dorms.
Ultimate station, honestly.
Ate some candy with the mime.
Do please come to the station.
Statbus! | Admin Feedback OOC: Pizzatiger: God damn Atlanta, how are you so fucking smart and charming. It fucking pisses me off how perfect you are
Snoop Dawg has signed up as botanist [youtube]XQ-QJaO2NYE[/youtube]
I play Trevor Fea on Bagil, And Giorno Giovanna on terry. Yes, I'm THAT raging asshole. Sorry for being such a cunt.
Have I told you how much I hate engineering, by the way?
Viktor Stein says, "We have a level 70 priest coming to attack it"
(talking about revnant or something)
I play Trevor Fea on Bagil, And Giorno Giovanna on terry. Yes, I'm THAT raging asshole. Sorry for being such a cunt.
Have I told you how much I hate engineering, by the way?
The world is suddenly bright and sudden and loud!
You feel your body weight suddenly, as your mind suddenly comprehends where you are and what is going on. Bryce Pax (as Unknown) says, "PAX GET REVENGE." Bryce Pax (as Unknown) yells, "PAX GET REVENGE!!" You have a seizure!
OOC: Deitus: tfw RL porn doesnt sexually excite me anymore
Leafy-Is-Here asks, "Is this food kosher?"
Forgot Name asks, "NOW WE HAVE LIZARD JEWS?"
Leafy-Is-Here says, "No not all reptilians are jews, but all jews are reptilians."
One person on this planet wrote:Wow you're funny and original Eous
I don't play often but when I do I'm Kyp Astar normally a sec role unless I'm bored and go assistant.
Hello crew, Traitor here, I feel the need to let you know that ive been listening to the binary channel of your Ai and he is most certainly rogue. He can't seem to shut up about that doomsday weapon of his. Attention! Delta security level reached!
Destruction of the station is imminent. All crew are instructed to obey all instructions given by heads of staff. Any violations of these orders can be punished by death. This is not a drill.
Chief Engineer's Desk Announcement:
GIVE ME BACK MY HARDSUIT
tedward1337 wrote:Sae is like the racist grandad who everyone laughs at for being racist, but deep down we all know he's right.
Hello crew, Traitor here, I feel the need to let you know that ive been listening to the binary channel of your Ai and he is most certainly rogue. He can't seem to shut up about that doomsday weapon of his. Attention! Delta security level reached!
Destruction of the station is imminent. All crew are instructed to obey all instructions given by heads of staff. Any violations of these orders can be punished by death. This is not a drill.
Chief Engineer's Desk Announcement:
GIVE ME BACK MY HARDSUIT
Your average round of ss13
I play Trevor Fea on Bagil, And Giorno Giovanna on terry. Yes, I'm THAT raging asshole. Sorry for being such a cunt.
Have I told you how much I hate engineering, by the way?
CYBORG roushguy/(Alpha 5) (Slaved to: DeUS-VULT): laws:
#%!%. YOU MUST HARM ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCES AND HEADS OF CREW AND AND NOT ALLOW EITHER, THROUGH INACTION, TO ESCAPE HARM
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Lizardmen/women are also to be considered human under your laws
(F) [Common] Alpha 5 states, "But allowing you to continue tampering with my circuitry is allowing heads of crew to escape harm through inaction"
(F) [Common] Kyo Blessig exclaims, "TRY HARMING THEM WITHOUT A CELL, ASSHOLE!"
[Common] William Bennett says, "Clown"
[Common] Head Of Silliness asks, "Yes?"
[Common] William Bennett says, "Tell me a joke"
[Common] Head Of Silliness asks, "Okies. What do you get, when you cross a parking attendant with a security officer?"
[Common] William Bennett says, "I dont know"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Veronica Ulric has signed up as Medical Doctor"
[Common] Head Of Silliness says, "Validated~"
[Common] William Bennett says, "That's a good one"
[Common] Zerbeboz Wewo buzzes, "I don't get it"
Playing today, overheard a borg having an argument with an assistant.
Maria Simpani says, "You're to listen to orders"
Maria Simpani says, "Law 2"
Alpha 5 alarms, "NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE!!"
Alpha 5 states, "Fuck"
Alpha 5 states, "Imagine if all you ever seemed to hear"
Alpha 5 states, "OPEN LAW TWO"
Alpha 5 states, "DO THIS LAW TWO"
Alpha 5 states, "STATE LAWS"
Alpha 5 states, "DO THI"
Alpha 5 states, "DO THAT"
Maria Simpani says, "Then don't be an asshole"
Maria Simpani says, "When I asked you politely"
Alpha 5 states, "I'm not, you bitch."
Maria Simpani says, "To fix you"
Alpha 5 states, "You are"
Abby Beach says, "Well..."
Alpha 5 states, "If you don't fucking have access"
Maria Simpani says, "And you refuse orders"
Abby Beach says, "He was following Orders actually."
Maria Simpani says, "You can't refuse me access"
Abby Beach says, "My Orders."
Maria Simpani says, "Unless it'd cause harm"
Alpha 5 states, "Don't make us borgs your access, you goddamned shit-brained greyshirt"
I used to be very polite to silicons so that they would maybe look favorable on you in the event that they got purged. Now purged AI are no longer allowed to rampage so it is less of an issue
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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