Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:03 pm #196125

Bottom post of the previous page:

Speaking of money anyone want to contribute to gettin' Ol An0n3 a birthday present?

I'm stuffing cash away to buy one of these big boys this year, it's a bit pricey at $2000.

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Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:03 pm #196126

Whats the job Remi?

Supermarkets don't count as a job.

Remie Richards · Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:21 pm

Malkevin wrote:Whats the job Remi?

Supermarkets don't count as a job.

Business administration, office-y type stuff.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 11:28 pm #196130

when the interviewer asks for a portfolio of your work and you go to get your work and one of the sites a good chunk of it was on has been wiped of all stuff before like 2016

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 3:54 am #196163

Some nights i just spiral into these weird pseudo panic attacks thinking about all the shitty things that happen in this world. My brain decides to go into excruciating detail about the fresh exciting ways people can reach new heights of suffering and like a trainwreck i just cant seem to look away no matter how hard i try

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:02 am #196165

A sometimes fear of mine is that by conceptualizing worse and worse states of mind you slowly slip into them.

It's hard to articulate. Imagine the worst you've ever felt. Now try to imagine feeling even worse then that.
Now imagine what it would feel like to feel like that all the time.
Now try not to feel like that.

We have a really powerful and subtle way of bending our perceptions of reality in slight ways that are just far enough out of our control that there's a danger to that. Imagining what it would be like if everything you ever ate tasted like actual shit because your brain just interpreted it that way. And then suddenly getting stuck like that.

It's hard to articulate fully, and probably just sounds like some maybe edgy or low-tier introspective teenager shit but after too many nights of bad trips or drinking yourself out of your own mind you're put face to face with the reality that your own mind isn't under your own control and a vivid imagination or powerful thought process is actually more inclined to slip away from you and go nuts than it is to stay reigned in.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:34 am #196167

I guess it is something like that. Can't stop it. Just fucking sucks. Babies starve to death in the arms of thier crying mothers and a thousand children literally diarrhea themselves to death every single day and here I sit getting drunk and playing video games and even knowing all this I am just too apathetic to do a god damn thing about any of it

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:55 am #196199

CosmicScientist wrote:
Wyzack wrote:I guess it is something like that. Can't stop it. Just fucking sucks. Babies starve to death in the arms of thier crying mothers and a thousand children literally diarrhea themselves to death every single day and here I sit getting drunk and playing video games and even knowing all this I am just too apathetic to do a god damn thing about any of it
I find it easier to put it into perspective. It doesn't affect me directly or even indirectly, therefore I cold heartedly ignore it. Although I may have a concerning lack of emotional attachment, an inability to feel awestruck or surprised and normally drained of enthusiasm, maybe due to a lot of bullying by students and teachers. I guess I feel too small to care, even about myself unless it's under threat of pain or health excluding eating veggies, I hate veggies, they taste horrible. Carrots? Far too pungent and I can rarely stomach much of the ones that are slightly bland. Lettuce? Wastes the flavour of anything it's eaten with. Tomatoes? Rancid. Cauliflower? Yeuch. I don't have many fruits and veggies I enjoy. I even tried switching to white rice with its case still on and it's just horrible to eat. I don't want to not eat a varied diet but nature makes it hard to enjoy everything that has a horrid taste, texture or compatibility to my other foods. I guess I haven't tried much at all but it's hard to want to when 90% of what your mum is offering to put on your plate is what you know you hate and you're not the one buying from the supermarket or big into cooking your own meals.

Throw your veg in a stew pot along with beef chunks, then everything tastes of beef.

Wyzack wrote:Some nights i just spiral into these weird pseudo panic attacks thinking about all the shitty things that happen in this world. My brain decides to go into excruciating detail about the fresh exciting ways people can reach new heights of suffering and like a trainwreck i just cant seem to look away no matter how hard i try

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Stop watching LiveLeak before bed.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 12:21 pm #196210

An0n3 wrote: We have a really powerful and subtle way of bending our perceptions of reality in slight ways that are just far enough out of our control that there's a danger to that. Imagining what it would be like if everything you ever ate tasted like actual shit because your brain just interpreted it that way. And then suddenly getting stuck like that.

This is actually a thing that happens to people. Rarely, used to happen much more often.
It's how the old curse of "May all the food you eat turn to ash in your mouth" works even. If you truly and honestly believe you are cursed into never tasting anything but ashes, then your brain will make it happen.

The good news, it's easy enough to fix, and in fact most religions have ways to 'lift curses' which is basically fixing that sort of problem. Prayer, meditation, tribal rituals, a concoction of nice smelling herbs and everything else like it will also set your brain back on the right track if you truly believe it will. (Note that some things also double up for other uses. It's a complicated thing)

You know why we don't see curses anymore today while medieval peasants were scared of a witch in the woods? Because people stopped believing in them, so they no longer inflict these things on themselves. Even a curse for 'bad luck' is just something your brain makes real. All the simple things that are a bit annoying but no big deal and you would have shrugged off suddenly become signs of 'the curse' if you believe you are cursed.

Psychology ahoy!
Seriously though, brains are powerful. Handle with care

DrPillzRedux · Sat Jul 16, 2016 12:52 pm

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420weedscopes · Sat Jul 16, 2016 1:46 pm

>childhood cat died this year
>younger cat has now not been seen in days

please.

Screemonster · Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:10 pm

Ricotez wrote:Contacting you specifically to tell you they haven't made a decision yet sounds like good news, yeah. They probably want to make sure you don't accept something else while they're thinking of hiring you.

that's how I wound up in the job I'm in. Interviewed for a place, didn't hear anything for ages, applied for different job, went to the interview, got offered the job, then the first place called me back saying they wanted to hire me.
Too slow, buckaroos.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:16 pm #196275

holy shit i just drunk the most i have ever drank in one night and ive got another night of getting absolutely spagandlged tommorow wtff.

fucking korea alcohol is SHITTTT

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:17 am #196326

Get some snake wine you pussy

captain sawrge · Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:28 am

Iw ant t o murder all woman

captain sawrge · Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:28 am

Sorry @ the FBI if u r reading htis it was a joke i have a virus i cnat dlete it

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:38 am #196330

I spent the day splitting logs and chopping up a tree. Feels real fucking good. Had a beer and a cigarette afterward. First of either since February. Only one of each.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:22 am #196338

Society tells me I need to wash my hands after I take a piss but I have jammed this thing directly into enough peoples' mouths to know that nothing bad is going to happen.

Explain that to me Bill Nye.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:24 am #196339

Wait how do you cope if not alcohol.

Wat is this

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:25 am #196340

I fully embrace the shit rather than try to unburden it these days.

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I spent seriously all afternoon today just splitting a ton of wood. It puts me in a zen-like state of just bliss. The body working in concert, accomplishing something physical. It gets all the stress right out of me.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:45 am #196342

If you don't own one of these or have never used one you don't know what you're missing and I feel bad for you.

>inb4 "That's just an axe"

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 5:14 am #196344

its just an axe

EndgamerAzari · Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:05 am

I dropped a pepperoni roll on the sidewalk today and ate it anyway

In case you're wondering how my day's been

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:37 am #196355

nsos wrote:its just an axe

I'm disappointed in you

I thought one tool might recognize the other

Spoiler:

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:40 am #196370

EndgamerAzari wrote:I dropped a pepperoni roll on the sidewalk today and ate it anyway

In case you're wondering how my day's been

Who cares, you have an immune system.

Right?

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:29 pm #196392

My dad had an axe like that, and several more laying around the shed.
Used one like it to chop some firewood for the wood burner. A few times.

Also used large cutting knives to decapitate chickens. They truly do keep struggling for a minute or so

Remie Richards · Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:36 pm

XSI wrote:Also used large cutting knives to decapitate chickens. They truly do keep struggling for a minute or so

:/

Remie Richards · Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:04 pm

CosmicScientist wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:
XSI wrote:Also used large cutting knives to decapitate chickens. They truly do keep struggling for a minute or so
:/
Best not to think about the meat industry then.

I eat meat, I love meat (context, PLEASE), but I think chickens are cute and it saddens me a little.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:13 pm #196398

Context for what I said then

My parents have a chicken coop in the backyard for eggs. They also have the chickens wander around and just have them as pretty much a form of pet. Some of them hop onto your lap and sit there if you happen to be sitting outside and they notice you. Chickens can also be trained to sit on your shoulders like a parrot, as my brother figured out by trying.
But eventually they get old or sick with no chance of getting well again, and when they become too weak to walk or too sick to eat, then for a chicken it's pretty much the end. They're not enjoying that life either and it is generally worth it to finish them more quickly than letting them slowly expire.

Didn't eat them after either, once a chicken gets old the meat is pretty much not edible anymore unless you feel like chewing for hours(And even then it is tasteless and has a texture that isn't pleasant) or plan to make soup out of it(Which will literally take days and still won't be tasty)

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 5:43 pm #196429

Chickens are pretty social animals because of the way they cluster together in cold weather to keep warm.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:08 pm #196434

What the flip you don't decapitate chickens.
You stick their head in a funnel kinda thing and cut their carotids. Atleast thats how I've done it with my parents.

Decapitating chickens causes you to sever the spinal cord which does make them flip the FUCK out which is why generally you don't do that.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:18 pm #196439

Listen to Colonic he knows a lot about handling cocks

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:19 pm #196440

Yeah I do sunshine and any more snarky comments and you're going to walk out of the next session of cock handling a eunuch.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:20 pm #196443

I think I might go buy a Moto G4+ today how does that make you feel?

DrPillzRedux · Sun Jul 17, 2016 6:24 pm

Don't crash and burn.

Meanwhile, I'm making White Russian's for the first time and they're pretty good.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:00 pm #196453

DrPillzRedux wrote:Don't crash and burn.

Meanwhile, I'm making White Russian's for the first time and they're pretty good.

Disgusting.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:00 pm #196454

Pouring vodka into milk sounds really disgusting at first but after you try it it's actually not that bad.

DrPillzRedux · Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:14 pm

An0n3 wrote:Pouring vodka into milk sounds really disgusting at first but after you try it it's actually not that bad.

It tastes like something from Starbucks. Good luck getting buzzed off them though, the sweetness will make you puke first.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:14 pm #196458

Never much liked vodka and the thought of cream in it makes me physically ill. Is it worth trying?

DrPillzRedux · Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:37 pm

Wyzack wrote:Never much liked vodka and the thought of cream in it makes me physically ill. Is it worth trying?

You're mixing it with coffee liquor and cream or milk. I'm using half and half and Kahlua. If you don't like vodka use a smooth, tasteless one like New Amsterdam.

Wish vodka did more for me tbh. Did shots after but I feel nothing other than it burning my stomach lining. Rum really fucks me up but I hate it.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:07 pm #196481

An0n3 wrote:Pouring vodka into milk sounds really disgusting at first but after you try it it's actually not that bad.

No no, I tried it once and thought it was the vilest thing I've ever had.

Then again, what sort of milk are you meant to use? Full fat?

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:26 pm #196486

Whole milk. Skim milk isn't even real milk holy shit.

I bought my phone and they gave me a $50 gift certificate so I got Monster Hunter G with it. Fuckin' sweet deal.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:11 pm #196494

skim milk is basically just fucking gross water. Whole milk all the way nigga

Post by **Thunder11** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:48 pm #196500

Semi skim here, though I've never noticed the difference to whole fat. Skimmed is cloudy water and fit only for pouring down the drain.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:55 pm #196501

I'm a 2% kind of person

It's all my parents ever bought and so I kept that up

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:05 pm #196502

Two percent is acceptable.

Last batch of homebrew beer turned out real fucking good, like better than what you buy in the store good. Feels amazing

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:18 pm #196504

I would hug a chicken.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:30 pm #196507

Chickens are for choking, not hugging.

Remie Richards · Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:40 pm

I would hug a chicken.
Semi-skimmed milk.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:10 am #196514

My cousins own a bunch of dairy farms in PA and it was explained to me as a youth that if you don't drink whole milk you're ruining the economy and also a pussy.

I'm 32 years old now and I haven't seen any evidence that either claim is wrong.

Stop drinking that gross ass chemical milk and just go whole.

Post by **oranges** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:21 am #196515

Buy nz milk powder instead