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- Tue Mar 07, 2017 3:45 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: stop telling people to learn to code
- Replies: 18
- Views: 4064
Re: stop telling people to learn to code
- Mon Jul 11, 2016 6:43 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: MSO GOT HIGH!
- Replies: 508
- Views: 254694
Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: IT WAS PROBABLY THE CLOW
Survrs all ded
- Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:56 am
- Forum: Closed Complaints
- Topic: [???] Amelius - Deleting an antagonist
- Replies: 17
- Views: 3849
Re: [???] Amelius - Deleting an antagonist
People seem to be missing the point where Techno made a choice in a situation where time was a factor, and acknowledged he made a poor choice and apologized.
Seems to be the state of the server that the moment, the NANOSECOND an admin makes a mistake "DEADMIN DEADMIN! LYNCH HE!"
I think you ...
Seems to be the state of the server that the moment, the NANOSECOND an admin makes a mistake "DEADMIN DEADMIN! LYNCH HE!"
I think you ...
- Sun Aug 16, 2015 4:31 pm
- Forum: Town Hall
- Topic: Do we really need Basil?
- Replies: 193
- Views: 53187
Re: Do we really need Basil?
I feel it might be needed purely to keep population on Sybil manageable. At least, MSO thinks that Sybil can't operate at 100+ from what I've seen with the population caps.
I've played Sybil on 100+ and I KNOW that it can.
Is there lag?
Yes.
There's always lag.
It's Byond.
So no, I think the ...
I've played Sybil on 100+ and I KNOW that it can.
Is there lag?
Yes.
There's always lag.
It's Byond.
So no, I think the ...
- Sun Aug 16, 2015 1:03 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Energy Daggers
- Replies: 48
- Views: 11338
Re: Energy Daggers
What if you just disguise it as a pen instead? Maybe give it some more utility besides "mini esword" like being able to slash open door electronics or something? Would make it a useful offensive weapon as well as an escape tool.
Disguise it as a pen and make it have an open/close function like the ...
Disguise it as a pen and make it have an open/close function like the ...
- Sun Aug 09, 2015 7:29 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Less talk more action on Synthetics, aka FUCK THE AI thread
- Replies: 219
- Views: 57024
Re: Less talk more action on Synthetics, aka FUCK THE AI thr
Is it too much to ask that traitors prepare for their attack instead of blindly strolling up to a single target and gunning him down? Pop an EMP grenade to kill radios and cameras, without alerting the AI, you can screwdriver-multitool cameras to stealthily disable them. The toolbox, which is 1TC ...
- Sun Aug 09, 2015 7:03 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Let's talk American politics
- Replies: 106
- Views: 49741
Re: Let's talk American politics
USA's winner takes it all voting system is fundamentally flawed and (besides making Bush president with less votes than his competitor) has thoroughly prevented any chance of new parties besides the Republicans and Democrats to ever get any power.
The worst part is that the whole system is ...
The worst part is that the whole system is ...
- Sun Aug 09, 2015 6:58 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Let's talk American politics
- Replies: 106
- Views: 49741
Re: Let's talk American politics
Frankly I think its refreshing to have someone running who is really willing to speak his mind and make moves other candidates are too scared to make. I may not agree with everything Bernie says but I have more respect for the man willing to speak his mind than the man who plays it safe for ...
- Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:37 am
- Forum: Resolved Appeals
- Topic: [HBL] Tornadium - Permaban
- Replies: 60
- Views: 16097
Re: [HBL] Tornadium - Permaban
Rule 0 is pretty simple, honestly.
Don't be a dick.
Tornadium, if you do get unbanned, stop validhunting.
Sec isn't validhunters. Sec is to protect the station and the crew. If someone has a pair of mesons... oh well. Who cares? Your valids are not more important than someone else's fun.
Ever ...
Don't be a dick.
Tornadium, if you do get unbanned, stop validhunting.
Sec isn't validhunters. Sec is to protect the station and the crew. If someone has a pair of mesons... oh well. Who cares? Your valids are not more important than someone else's fun.
Ever ...
- Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:36 am
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: What can you do about scientists breeding xenos?
- Replies: 64
- Views: 18705
Re: What can you do about scientists breeding xenos?
Highpop = 2+ month banTakeguru wrote:If a nonantag lets them out intentionally, just go with bomb rules and ban them for 1 day + however many the xenos end up killing by round end.
Guarantee scientists will be less inclined to xeno breed.
Jesus
- Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:32 am
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: Transfer Valves and Meta
- Replies: 46
- Views: 12765
Re: Transfer Valves and Meta
I think this is fine. If security, the captain or the RD want to stop a mass bombing they can. The trouble is if random chucklefucks break into toxins just as an excuse to fuck something up for the sake of "Saving the station".
If you have some kind of legitimate authority over it go for it. If ...
If you have some kind of legitimate authority over it go for it. If ...
- Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:30 am
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: Transfer Valves and Meta
- Replies: 46
- Views: 12765
Re: Transfer Valves and Meta
Oldman did it just about every other antag round of his until half the community created a shitstorm in his face about it.rdght91 wrote:I don't see why it's a big deal unless it happens every single round.
- Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:26 am
- Forum: Resolved Appeals
- Topic: [HBL] Tornadium - Permaban
- Replies: 60
- Views: 16097
Re: [HBL] Tornadium - Permaban
To his credit he didn't shit up IRC during/after the borg ban, and he hasn't done it so far during this ban, nor has he made a dozen threads, so I think he genuinely is trying to keep things under control.
This is the only reason I think this should even be considered.
Seems like a valid "whoa ...
This is the only reason I think this should even be considered.
Seems like a valid "whoa ...
- Mon Aug 03, 2015 3:35 am
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: New rules about adminhelping
- Replies: 23
- Views: 5797
Re: New rules about adminhelping
For something like the primary and secondary chain of command, ability to use lethals in situations like this really shouldn't be a problem. I mean hell the Captain can already authorize executions for prisoners, and if there's a situation to put the head of the station at significant risk he ...
- Thu Jul 30, 2015 7:15 am
- Forum: Town Hall
- Topic: To ERP or not to ERP
- Replies: 124
- Views: 43490
Re: To ERP or not to ERP
Quite frankly, I don't think anyone who actually is a sane human being will yell at you if you kill people you catch ERPing.
So regardless of what happens, just murder ERPers, search the logs the next day, find what ckey was linked to their names, and then spread it aaaaallll over singulo, the ...
So regardless of what happens, just murder ERPers, search the logs the next day, find what ckey was linked to their names, and then spread it aaaaallll over singulo, the ...
- Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:19 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Skill Stats
- Replies: 23
- Views: 7683
Re: Skill Stats
I really like this.Remie Richards wrote:I actually coded the "Engineers know wires of important machines (Doors, APC, etc) at roundstart" thing, we had it on NT.
Start with perks for engies, add more as good ideas become available.
I also really like docs being able to heal for more based on RNG.
Re: Pharmacy
This.TechnoAlchemist wrote:Chemistry as fine as is, this literally just sounds like a reskin of chemistry to make it more civilian.
Unless there are more differences we're not picking up on.
- Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:01 am
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: [POLL]Quantity of Rules and Subjective Judgement
- Replies: 28
- Views: 8691
Re: Quantity of Rules and Subjective Judgement
Is this sarcasm?Eaglendia wrote:Considering how favorably the "low rule" events have gone over with the general playerbase, I don't see why the clauses presented in each vote option are mutually exclusive.
Or did the low rule events actually go over well with playerbase?
- Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:58 am
- Forum: Closed Complaints
- Topic: [saegrimr] - sucks at communicating
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3875
Re: [saegrimr] - sucks at communicating
As much as I love sticking it to admans to satiate my pathological hatred for all authority, this reeks of butthurt player who broke the rules and didn't feel like he deserved a ban.
You could probably have easily gotten a 24hr for this.
Pls stahp.
You could probably have easily gotten a 24hr for this.
Pls stahp.
- Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:50 am
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: [POLL]Quantity of Rules and Subjective Judgement
- Replies: 28
- Views: 8691
Re: Quantity of Rules and Subjective Judgement
SHITPOSToranges wrote:Wow 2 fucking spooky m8Scones wrote:I think it's better to have skeletal guidelines.
- Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:38 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Syndicate Contracting
- Replies: 18
- Views: 6867
Re: Syndicate Contracting
I really like this idea.
+1
+1
- Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:14 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: hard population cap
- Replies: 102
- Views: 32167
Re: hard population cap
This is moronic and is a fix to a problem that did not actually exist.
Maybe admins were complaining about how much work super highpop rounds are and this is one potential fix.
Still, with the server being crowdfunded, making huge changes like this without consulting playerbase is a good way to ...
Maybe admins were complaining about how much work super highpop rounds are and this is one potential fix.
Still, with the server being crowdfunded, making huge changes like this without consulting playerbase is a good way to ...
- Tue Jul 07, 2015 5:19 am
- Forum: Coding
- Topic: Dismemberment & Organs
- Replies: 162
- Views: 47220
Re: Dismemberment & Organs
Any updates on this?
Just curious. No rush or anything.
Just curious. No rush or anything.
- Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:30 pm
- Forum: Coding
- Topic: Best code comments
- Replies: 78
- Views: 40153
Re: Best code comments
Code: Select all
if ("warn") //HUMAN HARM DETECTED. PLEASE DIE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.
message = "<B>[src]</B> blares an alarm!"
playsound(loc, 'sound/machines/warning-buzzer.ogg', 50, 0)
m_type = 2
- Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:42 am
- Forum: Resolved Requests
- Topic: Elvis Dandy
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4641
Re: Elvis Dandy
Otherwise, him physically taking my body out of CMO's grasp and putting me in the incinerator is improper escalation via Sticky's law The only time that would have been appropriate would have been if I had been revived and came at him again, which I wouldn't have.
Not really, seeing as you had a ...
Not really, seeing as you had a ...
- Sun Jun 28, 2015 7:56 am
- Forum: Resolved Requests
- Topic: Elvis Dandy
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4641
Re: Elvis Dandy
Still no word on this?
- Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:17 am
- Forum: Coding
- Topic: Dismemberment & Organs
- Replies: 162
- Views: 47220
Re: Dismemberment & Organs
Progress for today:
With Remie's help I found the part of the code where the dismemberment check needs to be added. But now that weapons can actually dismember, I realized the way the code handles datums and item separation isn't really working very well when organs depend on other organs (your ...
With Remie's help I found the part of the code where the dismemberment check needs to be added. But now that weapons can actually dismember, I realized the way the code handles datums and item separation isn't really working very well when organs depend on other organs (your ...
- Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:08 am
- Forum: Resolved Requests
- Topic: Elvis Dandy
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4641
Re: Elvis Dandy
Attaching some of the OOC comments after next round had started.
- Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:37 am
- Forum: Resolved Requests
- Topic: Elvis Dandy
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4641
Elvis Dandy
Your byond account: Fr05tByt3
Your character name: Scoodaloo
Their character name: Elvis Dandy
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): marksdwarf
Server and time: Sybil, round ending at 1:15 am CST
Logs and/or screenshots: Round was too long
Description of what happened:I ...
Your character name: Scoodaloo
Their character name: Elvis Dandy
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): marksdwarf
Server and time: Sybil, round ending at 1:15 am CST
Logs and/or screenshots: Round was too long
Description of what happened:I ...
- Sun Jun 21, 2015 1:30 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Slaughter Demons
- Replies: 18
- Views: 4872
Re: Slaughter Demons
step 7. Nevermind about ban panel, we were talking about admins and that shit don't happen around here no matter how shitty shit gets.Kor wrote:step 6. Open the ban panel.Xhuis wrote:step 5. admin spawns blood pool and the demon kills you and fills your hallways with blood before eating youiamgoofball wrote:-snip-
- Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:04 am
- Forum: Coding
- Topic: Dismemberment & Organs
- Replies: 162
- Views: 47220
Re: Dismemberment & Organs
That seems like a huge, unneeded buff to eswords and axes. Being able to heal people with it is pretty bad, too. However, I do like it more than getting dismembered being based on RNG...
What do you want, then? Either LEL I CAN CHOP OFF ARMS WITH HATCHET BUT NOT LIGHTSABER LELELELE REEEEEEEEE
or ...
What do you want, then? Either LEL I CAN CHOP OFF ARMS WITH HATCHET BUT NOT LIGHTSABER LELELELE REEEEEEEEE
or ...
- Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:47 pm
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: Public Admin Applications
- Replies: 34
- Views: 8822
Re: Public Admin Applications
Don't blame a system on a bad egg kor.
Act like that bullshit wouldn't continue to happen with the adminbase we have now.
Admin apps are just a mirage meant to give a false sense of transparency to the playerbase.
Nepotism has always been and always will be very prominent in selecting people for ...
Act like that bullshit wouldn't continue to happen with the adminbase we have now.
Admin apps are just a mirage meant to give a false sense of transparency to the playerbase.
Nepotism has always been and always will be very prominent in selecting people for ...
- Sat Jun 13, 2015 5:32 am
- Forum: Coding
- Topic: Dismemberment & Organs
- Replies: 162
- Views: 47220
Re: Dismemberment & Organs
Fixed.NikNakFlak wrote:Please copy everything from lifeweb, lifeweb is the shit
- Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:50 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Gang War feedback
- Replies: 345
- Views: 89709
Re: Gang War feedback
Doubt it. 3 gangs? How much MURDERING do you think would happen as a result?Incoming wrote: stalemates would probably be more likely too.
- Mon Jun 08, 2015 11:11 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: How lethal should SS13 be?
- Replies: 151
- Views: 38771
Re: How lethal should SS13 be?
BaaaayMeeeeed
Seriously, the system is good, and values can be tweaked from "stubbed toe = shattered bones" to "Shrug off LMG to face".
The main thing is it opens up actually interesting consequences from damage.
Pretty sure about 90% of the posts arguing against this didn't read it fully.
The ...
Seriously, the system is good, and values can be tweaked from "stubbed toe = shattered bones" to "Shrug off LMG to face".
The main thing is it opens up actually interesting consequences from damage.
Pretty sure about 90% of the posts arguing against this didn't read it fully.
The ...
- Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:38 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: AI Feedback: Constructive Edition
- Replies: 224
- Views: 59415
Re: AI Feedback: Constructive Edition
Why don't we just ditch Asimov? Its a lawset from a time when people didn't pull bullshit like "Letting someone have magnetic boots is possibly harmful." It was put in so silicons would be slaves to humans, not to be Mr. Valid Hunter the Cunt Punter.
We could full the exact same goals as Asimov ...
We could full the exact same goals as Asimov ...
Re: Events...
Toward the end of a highpop round with a lot of dead players, instead of sending a deathsquad, send a massive wave of 1 objective assistants.
Objective: Complete operation greytide.
E: Pre-arm them all with pneumatic cannons full of glass shards, cablecuffs and stunprods.
Objective: Complete operation greytide.
E: Pre-arm them all with pneumatic cannons full of glass shards, cablecuffs and stunprods.
- Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:55 pm
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: Fallout 4 - It's Happening
- Replies: 456
- Views: 122695
Re: Fallout 4 - It's Happening
Could be another New Vegas-ish type game
- Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:57 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Minor Suggestions
- Replies: 3792
- Views: 1126302
Re: Minor Suggestions
Call it prediterRemie Richards wrote:Can't, Goon got rekt by 20th century fox and made to remove them, it's what sparked the "WE CANT REFERENCE ANYTHING EVER BECAUSE COPYRIGHT" scares.
or puh-reddit-er
and use faggy reddit memes
- Sun May 24, 2015 1:16 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: The "UnbanTerbs" poll.
- Replies: 77
- Views: 23531
Re: The "UnbanTerbs" poll.
Terb
"A burp caused by massive inhaling of foul(turky) without breathing. We've all had one."
If he's as robust as everyone says I'd like to play a few rounds with him.
Plus he seems funny.
FREE TERBS
"A burp caused by massive inhaling of foul(turky) without breathing. We've all had one."
If he's as robust as everyone says I'd like to play a few rounds with him.
Plus he seems funny.
FREE TERBS
- Wed May 13, 2015 9:29 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: GOONCHEM FEEDBACK 2.0
- Replies: 130
- Views: 36372
Re: GOONCHEM FEEDBACK 2.0
Up yours.iyaerP wrote:It is a suppository.
- Mon May 11, 2015 4:12 am
- Forum: Successful Complaints
- Topic: [Stickymayhem] Another amazingly awful event
- Replies: 48
- Views: 14168
Re: [Stickymayhem] Another amazingly awful event
I controlled Steve (who was dressed up in ERT gear) and fired some shots, he was promptly killed. Bluespace was chewed out by Sticky for injecting hellwater into a person and promptly healed him after.
I wish I could just have the admin tell me to cut it out and heal the guy after I killed him ...
- Mon May 11, 2015 3:55 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Little things you do for your fellow crewmates
- Replies: 46
- Views: 14247
Re: Little things you do for your fellow crewmates
As sec, I have a tendency to not arrest people for little petty bullshit which isn't hurting anyone. If an assistant has gear he isn't really supposed to but could have feasibly gotten it without B&E I usually let him keep it. Unless he's a shitter, then I'm bound by the law to be a doucheweed.
- Mon May 11, 2015 3:47 am
- Forum: Town Hall
- Topic: TRIALMIN REVIEW: ThatSlyFox
- Replies: 33
- Views: 10594
Re: TRIALMIN REVIEW: ThatSlyFox
Does not appear to understand silicon policy as per https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3545
This means you disagree with his interpretation... plus, I'm sure this was discussed by admans and corrected for the future if necessary.
so salt
I've seen Fox demonstrate a strong working ...
This means you disagree with his interpretation... plus, I'm sure this was discussed by admans and corrected for the future if necessary.
so salt
I've seen Fox demonstrate a strong working ...