American Truck Simulator GOTY 2016

[Timbrewolf]

HOLD ON TO YOUR PUSSY FLAPS, YOU CUNTS, IT'S TIME FOR



AMERICAN TRUCK SIMULATOR





http://store.steampowered.com/app/270880/

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NO MORE DRIVING AROUND SHITTY EUROPOOR DELIVERING TEA AND CRUMPETS TO TOSSERS
NO SIRREE BOB
WE'RE REAL AMERICAN TRUCKERS DELIVER BUSCH BEER AND ARMALITE AR15'S TO FUCKING EVERYONE
MARLBORO CIGARETTES AND FOOTBALLS FOR EVERYONE

GOD BLESS

[LiamLime]

Man, you got me all excited! I thought it's been released! 3 February!

[ColonicAcid]

I FINALLY GET TO LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM COUSIN


H Y P E

H O N O U R A R Y
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[mrpain]

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[Timbrewolf]

OH SHIT LOOKS LIKE SOME BOYS GOT TOO EXCITED FOR THE RELEASE AND TOOK OVER A DAMN WILDLIFE SANCTUARY

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/03/us/oregon ... e-protest/

GOT DAMN YALL THAT AINT NO WAY TO TRUCK IT

[Timbrewolf]

IT HAS ARRIVED

AMERICA #1

[Malkevin]

Tag line should've been: "Bigger trucks! Bigger roads! Bigger drivers!"

OH SHIT LOOKS LIKE SOME BOYS GOT TOO EXCITED FOR THE RELEASE AND TOOK OVER A DAMN WILDLIFE SANCTUARY

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/03/us/oregon ... e-protest/

GOT DAMN YALL THAT AINT NO WAY TO TRUCK IT

Is this the same Bundy Ranch the FBI shot up a few decades ago?

[Timbrewolf]

I got a $1000 ticket for going 10 over the speed limit

Game is accurate

[Wyzack]

Can you go on a rampage and try to ram the cops off the road for oppressing your freedom?

[Malkevin]

How good is the prostitute murder side of the simulation?

[Timbrewolf]

>go 7 over the limit
>$1000 ticket
>get t-boned by some asshole while taking a left turn with the right of way
>$900 ticket

I'm never going to make any fucking money holy shit

EDIT: Took out a $130k loan to buy my own truck fuck this
Unlocked explosives certification so I can ship FREEDOM around the country
Eating BBQ chips and listening to FREEDOM RADIO while playing god bless

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EDIT:

>in game Wal Mart wants me to pickup a truck full of ammunition from their warehouse and deliver it to one of their stores
>store is located in Oakland



If you listen to anything but Hammerhead Radio while playing this game you're not American enough and should uninstall this shit right now.

[The Ultimate Chimera]

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