2 truths 1 lie general

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Sat May 24, 2014 9:34 pm #8723

everyone post your subtle brags and attention grabbing here

1. i stole a Cadillac and got away with it once
2. i am a card carrying member of mensa
3. i am a former getaway driver

Mr Wondrous · Post by **Mr Wondrous** » Sat May 24, 2014 9:59 pm #8725

I thought you went to prison
What did you steal
I use Arch Linux

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sat May 24, 2014 10:09 pm #8726

lol #2 is the lie terbs

Stickymayhem · Post by **Stickymayhem** » Sat May 24, 2014 10:45 pm #8732

1. I once punched a girl in the head while we were making out so hard that she required hospitilization
2. I have spin thrown a four year old boy at a wall
3. I was hit by a car and the driver was far more injured than I.

Questions?

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sat May 24, 2014 10:56 pm #8735

1. I paint my toenails
2. I've never shitposted on 4chan
3. I made no mistakes on my DMV written or driving test (for both cars and motorcycles) and have never been stopped by the police

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Sun May 25, 2014 12:18 am #8756

paprika wrote:1. I paint my toenails
2. I've never shitposted on 4chan
3. I made no mistakes on my DMV written or driving test (for both cars and motorcycles) and have never been stopped by the police

3 is the lie

no one has ever gotten a perfect score on that

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sun May 25, 2014 12:58 am #8758

My older brother did, and he taught me to drive and ride, but you're right. Also I've been pulled over for speeding because LE CHP FACE

Also I've posted on 4chan a total of 3-4 times in the past year, I'm a lurkfag and I personally hate posting unless it's contact info in /vg/ stuff like I did for warbros.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun May 25, 2014 1:51 am #8771

>you paint your toenails
disgusting

Lovecraft · Post by **Lovecraft** » Sun May 25, 2014 2:18 am #8777

miggles wrote:>you paint your toenails
disgusting

Sometimes they look good painted thou

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun May 25, 2014 5:02 am #8795

LITERALLY NO
NAIL POLISH IS FUCKING DISGUSTING ALWAYS

Subtle · Post by **Subtle** » Sun May 25, 2014 5:08 am #8797

I don't know, a little color isn't always bad. Might as well if you've got decent nails.

And, because these are always fun...

Spoiler:

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sun May 25, 2014 5:11 am #8798

FUCK THOSE ARE GOOD I CAN'T TELL

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun May 25, 2014 5:24 am #8801

no, a little color is always bad

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sun May 25, 2014 5:44 am #8803

real footage of miggles being racist

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun May 25, 2014 6:35 am #8808

nigga you paint your goddamn toenails

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sun May 25, 2014 7:01 am #8810

Girls think it's cute.

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Sun May 25, 2014 7:49 am #8813

yeah painted toe nails are qt on a grill but on a guy its weird dude

like we;re supposed to have hairy caveman feet man gurks are lucky i even cut my toe nails

Post by **Vekter** » Sun May 25, 2014 7:55 am #8815

1) I scored a 30 out of 32 on the ACT.
2) I have been involved in a porno shoot (wasnt the actor).
3) I have done a round of shots with two CCP employees.

Any guesses?

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Sun May 25, 2014 5:55 pm #8878

Vekter wrote:1) I scored a 30 out of 32 on the ACT.
2) I have been involved in a porno shoot (wasnt the actor).
3) I have done a round of shots with two CCP employees.

Any guesses?

im gonna say

1 is a lie

Post by **Vekter** » Sun May 25, 2014 9:07 pm #8919

TheTerbs wrote:
Vekter wrote:1) I scored a 30 out of 32 on the ACT.
2) I have been involved in a porno shoot (wasnt the actor).
3) I have done a round of shots with two CCP employees.

Any guesses?
im gonna say

1 is a lie

Spoiler:

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun May 25, 2014 9:08 pm #8920

3 is the lie

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Sun May 25, 2014 9:25 pm #8926

Vekter wrote:
TheTerbs wrote:
Vekter wrote:1) I scored a 30 out of 32 on the ACT.
2) I have been involved in a porno shoot (wasnt the actor).
3) I have done a round of shots with two CCP employees.

Any guesses?
im gonna say

1 is a lie

Spoiler:
fucking wrong

so none of them are a lie then

danno · Post by **danno** » Sun May 25, 2014 10:10 pm #8943

1. i have recurring nightmares about trying to choke the life out of a dog but never being able to fully kill it
2. i have recurring nightmares (debatable) about being a girl with a dick
3. i have recurring nightmares about a time I saw someone get hit by a train

i'll never tell

also nail polish is grossnasty

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun May 25, 2014 10:11 pm #8944

3 is the lie

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Sun May 25, 2014 10:30 pm #8950

1. I was arrested on my 18th birthday for being completely wasted and stabbing someone.
2. At the age of 4 I got my foot mangled in a machinery accident in an airport, and now have a hardly noticeable prosthetic foot.
3. My stepfather is a maori tribalist, and wants me to cover around 25% of my body in tattoos as part of a tradition.

go.

danno · Post by **danno** » Sun May 25, 2014 10:34 pm #8954

fuckin nice
subtle and bluespace are wrecking this

Post by **Vekter** » Mon May 26, 2014 2:53 am #9012

TheTerbs wrote:
Vekter wrote:
TheTerbs wrote:
Vekter wrote:1) I scored a 30 out of 32 on the ACT.
2) I have been involved in a porno shoot (wasnt the actor).
3) I have done a round of shots with two CCP employees.

Any guesses?
im gonna say

1 is a lie

Spoiler:
fucking wrong
so none of them are a lie then

Spoiler:

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Mon May 26, 2014 3:02 am #9015

yeah good because math is fucking stupid, retarded, and gay

fuck math

the fuck is algebra

the fuck is it

Helios127 · Post by **Helios127** » Mon May 26, 2014 3:21 am #9023

No lies. All truth.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Mon May 26, 2014 3:57 am #9038

1. I have met, spoken with, and shook hands with Steve Blum.
2. As a baby, I was incorrectly diagnosed with a serious disease and had to have oral surgery to deal with it.
3. I have not ever broken a bone in my body.

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Mon May 26, 2014 4:26 am #9048

miggles wrote:1. I have met, spoken with, and shook hands with Steve Blum.
2. As a baby, I was incorrectly diagnosed with a serious disease and had to have oral surgery to deal with it.
3. I have not ever broken a bone in my body.

1 is lie, steve blum isnt real

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Mon May 26, 2014 12:27 pm #9141

yes he is

Remie Richards · Mon May 26, 2014 8:09 pm

miggles wrote:1. I have met, spoken with, and shook hands with Steve Blum.
2. As a baby, I was incorrectly diagnosed with a serious disease and had to have oral surgery to deal with it.
3. I have not ever broken a bone in my body.

I'll say 2 is the lie.

1. seems like its possible for you, considering the kind of things you're into.
and 3. is true for me so I can see it being true for others.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Mon May 26, 2014 10:38 pm #9224

mine is too hard I think.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Tue May 27, 2014 7:37 am #9334

Remie Richards wrote:
miggles wrote:1. I have met, spoken with, and shook hands with Steve Blum.
2. As a baby, I was incorrectly diagnosed with a serious disease and had to have oral surgery to deal with it.
3. I have not ever broken a bone in my body.
I'll say 2 is the lie.

1. seems like its possible for you, considering the kind of things you're into.
and 3. is true for me so I can see it being true for others.

Spoiler:

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Tue May 27, 2014 12:52 pm #9375

1. i broke a vertebrae skateboarding when i was 10
2. my writing has already been published in a short story anthology
3. i'm only 5'7

420goslingboy69 · Thu May 29, 2014 4:45 am

1. I've had back surgery for a severely herniated disk.
2. I have 3 governor's awards in acting.
3. My IQ ranged at 1 out of every 13,000 people.
protip: I'm 19.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Thu May 29, 2014 4:58 am #9682

3 is lie

420goslingboy69 · Thu May 29, 2014 5:00 am

is that an insult miggles but no, 2 is the wrong one. that's my friend. i couldnt act on stage. i'd freeze up

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Thu May 29, 2014 5:00 am #9685

youre supposed to tell me if im wrong or not

420goslingboy69 · Thu May 29, 2014 5:01 am

miggles wrote:youre supposed to tell me if im wrong or not

i edited it are you happy

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Thu May 29, 2014 5:08 am #9690

fuck i was going to pick 2 and insult your acting skills

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:57 am #14170

1. I'm 5'6, 145 pounds, in great conditioning along with 11 years of martial arts
2. I have a college degree of vidya game design.
3. I've been suspended and sued at work for pepper spraying, take down and zip tieing two assholes while on the job.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:46 pm #14174

TheTerbs · Post by **TheTerbs** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:22 pm #14206

1 is the lie

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:41 pm #14215

2 is the lie

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:18 pm #14371

Going for my Bachelors at the art institute right now babe-bee

danno · Post by **danno** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:20 pm #14372

1 is the lie then

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:29 pm #14377

Spoiler:

You'd figure due to my murder boning nature I'm shitcurity in real life but i'm not!

danno · Post by **danno** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:32 pm #14380

the lie is every time you say that you are robust