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who would win? a million space men or goku

Post by iwishforducks » #772174

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Re: who would win? a million space men or goku

Post by Jacquerel » #772176

goku can do aoe damage however he can only sometimes breathe in space in movies, so if they were fighting on a planet he would win but if they were fighting on the space station they might be able to win if they space the entire place
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Re: who would win? a million space men or goku

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Time to take this seriously

Depends tho, cos he was literally a super sayian with more power than Frieza and still panicked when Namek was about to blow up.

Even in his fight with Beerus he was at the edge of the atmosphere. Granted he should've been way more fatigued but even as a super sayian god they didn't go into actual outer space.

Finally, during their fight with goooOOooOlden Frieza when Frieza (spoilers ahead look the golden frieza movie skip line to skip) blew Earth up, he inaverdently killed super sayian god super sayian Vegeta, who is matched up to Goku at that point (neither can defeat the other).

So adding all these three points together, and assuming the space men have home turf advantage, Goku would die in space. Of a million space men, at least half are assistants in EVA armor with every tool in the game in their pockets and/or toolbelts. They'll simply autistically deconstruct the station and let Goku freeze, decompress and die.
Jacquerel wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 9:26 am if they were fighting on the space station they might be able to win if they space the entire place
I disagree with spacing the station being a workable solution. Goku is too fast, he'll just punch every spaceman before air actually runs out.
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Re: who would win? a million space men or goku

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The combined stupidity of all the spacemen would be so dense it would create a supermassive black hole, thus erasing Goku out of existence.
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Re: who would win? a million space men or goku

Post by nianjiilical » #772207

if this is goku entering the universe of ss13, we know that byond can only render so many atoms before chugging badly

enough space men just have to get near goku to grind the space time continuum down to a halt for long enough to demoralize him and convince him to concede because fighting at 5fps is boring

the rest can build a singularity or summon nar'sie or run the stock market to order dozens of singularity shards to trick him into punching as a backup strat
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