tapeworm Anteg idea

[Capsandi]

Okay so there's this guy who has like an interdimensional tapeworm and he needs to feed it cause the tapeworm is a funny little guy whos a bit hungy and to feed it this guy needs to send pairs of fellas to the shadow realm through like tagging them(IDK what the process for that would be but it would be like amongussing someone without the death part) for future shadow realm delivery, so sec needs to figure out who both of these vanished fellas were in contact with.
So the cool part is that the two victim fellas are in some sort of mud dimension and on the mud is some fashion of derelict. Maybe all the lights are deep yellow cause sodium bulb mud dimension. These two guys need to fight cause only one can ascend back to normie spacetime with LED bulbs but they're in no rush so they can talk it out, tell each other how they've been or who they think the tapeworm's bro is. The guy who fucks up and dies is round removed because stories work like that.
So maybe one of these guys is like a total bro and is like "bro its over for me anyways" and the other guy is like "Ill never forget you bro"
Or maybe one of the guys is like a traitor esword ebow type beat but the other guy is god's strongest assistant and they're clearly at an impasse but mr tider thinks of the dickass thief douche who stole his toolbelt while he was swapping into grey early into the round and who he had been feuding with and he's like "You can kill me, but you better avenge me by adding that dude's expiration to your todo list"
Or maybe one of the guys is like the captain and he's like "chain of command lol" and the other guy just kneels cause he's the captain's most loyal lackey
yea sub 10 minute post new wr any%

[ju45he]

We don't deserve antags this good.

[Jamarkus]

tapeworm contractor heretic dimension room 1v1 gulag like antag.


i cried tears of joy today.

[Xkallubar]

add this now

[Capsandi]

okay so theres this guy who is like a hit man and he gets a name of a guy and he round removes that guy and green types but the hit-ee is in the know he gets an antag panel that just says "ur hunted, good luck" and he has no hard evidence that hes being hunted which is fucked up cause then he's gonna go paranoia death trap type beat not an antag btw only rolling at media pop once at round start

[Capsandi]

Okay so theres this guy who needs to twist tie the captain or RD's noggin in order to steal company sekrits but this guy just shows up on the shuttle which is like mega lame EXCEPT at any time they can call in a new guy with a radio instead of a brain to remotely control so its basically that one slime species except the first guy is the lynch pin, and the rest of em have the access coordinates on their radio brain, and once the crew realises one of these fellas is sending in fake people who arent real and are fake they set up a security checkpoint at arrivals. Also maybe the fake bodies bleed purple so that you can show up late and be like "Woah, theres fake radio people about" which is something more antags should do. Also when they brain blast their target the target should be blasted from their OG bod into a dwarf on the arrivals shuttle.

[Capsandi]

okay so theres this tot item called spine mounted gun rack and its like a backpack that is really loud smelling and spacemen look at you and they say oh hes got a bak rak spine gun thing and it only set_holdable()s guns(no wands xd xe) and you can put any gun in any of its 6 slots its 6 slots cause your meant to break into armory with it and go pew pew and the sec is like "stop there, evildoer, for I am the hand of THE LAW and THE LAW works through me and its works are good and its mercy is like the dead miner's mineral output" but i digg.com ress, so basically all it is is a big evil looking backpack that holds guns and the armory was designed around raids but armory raiding is useless after the big gun shifting and sometimes a story needs a walking arsenal of guns also it costs like a holoparasite type debt and its a trait item cause no other antags really need to steal guns

also maybe if it is spinal tapped mounted then when its taken off by someone else it rips your lower spine out leaving your legs paralyzed xd