G*lag Users

[8bot]

A pox and a half upon all whose dirty, black-gloved (alternately krav maga gloved) fingers touch the gulag console, you are not my homie, you are not my fellow man, you are a wriggling, festering worm and the reason (may I be forgiven for uttering this word) s*curity """officers""" deserve all misfortune which comes their way from shift to shift.

[Imitates-The-Lizards]

It's extra funny when you only assign a goal of like 50 points and they still dont do it.

Cope, seethe, and mald grayshit.

[Turbonerd]

Shit about it.

[8bot]

It's extra funny when you only assign a goal of like 50 points and they still dont do it.

Cope, seethe, and mald grayshit.

It's the principle of it.
You shall not a single sheet out of me, tyrant.

[blackdav123]

tiders can handle every punishment except for doing actual work for 5 minutes

[TheRex9001]

Bro got 1 point brig and suicided

[chocolate_bickie]

It's extra funny when you only assign a goal of like 50 points and they still dont do it.

Cope, seethe, and mald grayshit.

It's the principle of it.
You shall not a single sheet out of me, tyrant.

Good?

Pretty sure this is the intended goal when gulagging tiders.

[Dax Dupont]

Bro got 1 point brig and suicided

I've had that happen as a warden 4 seperate times, it'll never stop being funny

[iain0]

Imagine a punishment that isn't just a toilet/drink/youtube break. Gulag em all. OP mad their actions had actual consequences.

Also gulag ahelps funny. Well most of the time.

[8bot]

such is why security is, and always will be, the enemy.

[cSeal]

tiders have gotten more violent and entitled, and sec more feeble and self restrictive. the gulag tide is the only solution. im sorry... but it has to be done

[Ermac10108]

The bane of all greyshittoids is doing actual work. Mald harder greyshirt

[Screemonster]

It's extra funny when you only assign a goal of like 50 points and they still dont do it.

Cope, seethe, and mald grayshit.

It's the principle of it.
You shall not a single sheet out of me, tyrant.

Good?

Pretty sure this is the intended goal when gulagging tiders.

round removing people as a nonantag without actually round removing them by way of doing something that immediately makes them suicide will never not be funny
like that cmo that went around cat-earing people
griefy? a bit. does it make them valid for retaliation? hell yeah. Funny as fuck when the dudes wake up and immediately put their airtank in their mouth? You're goddamn right.

[sinfulbliss]

tiders have gotten more violent and entitled, and sec more feeble and self restrictive

WAHHHHHH!! WAHHHHHH!!

The tide is weaker than it's ever been. It has never been an EASIER time to be a security officer. And yet, one will find the seccie never sated, never content at his degree of oppression - for no matter what the officer does, he will always be outmatched, outskilled, and outsmarted by the naked grey man.

No amount of points of gulag will ever make up for your lost batong and lost dignity.

[Armhulen]

Gulag is hated because unlike a jail cell (youtube break) it actually works

[BeeSting12]

crying about gulag is a sign of a weak tider. if youre gonna give licks you gotta take them too

[cSeal]

The tide is weaker than it's ever been. It has never been an EASIER time to be a security officer.

Its easier to be a security officer for you because you IGNORE TIDERS SINFUL

[cSeal]

crying about gulag is a sign of a weak tider. if youre gonna give licks you gotta take them too

many have forgotten this fundamental truth. bob joe didnt get banned for this....

[sinfulbliss]

The tide is weaker than it's ever been. It has never been an EASIER time to be a security officer.

Its easier to be a security officer for you because you IGNORE TIDERS SINFUL

COST OF CHASING TIDERS: TIME, EFFORT, POSSIBLE LOSS OF POSSESSIONS (IF YOU'RE A NOOB LIKE SEAL)
GAIN OF CHASING TIDERS: ???

COST OF CHASING ANTAGONISTS: YOU MIGHT DIE
GAIN OF CHASING ANTAGONISTS: THE SURVIVAL OF THE STATION AND ITS CREW, GAMERGEAR, EPIC BATTLES

Only COWARDS focus on tiders because they're AFRAID of engaging ACTUAL threats.

[cSeal]

The tide is weaker than it's ever been. It has never been an EASIER time to be a security officer.

Its easier to be a security officer for you because you IGNORE TIDERS SINFUL

COST OF CHASING TIDERS: TIME, EFFORT, POSSIBLE LOSS OF POSSESSIONS (IF YOU'RE A NOOB LIKE SEAL)
GAIN OF CHASING TIDERS: ???

COST OF CHASING ANTAGONISTS: YOU MIGHT DIE
GAIN OF CHASING ANTAGONISTS: THE SURVIVAL OF THE STATION AND ITS CREW, GAMERGEAR, EPIC BATTLES

Only COWARDS focus on tiders because they're AFRAID of engaging ACTUAL threats.

shifting goalposts + ad hominem + appeal to emotion + you have bad breath and im gulagging you for 6000 points

[Jacquerel]

One PR occasionally being testmerged right now causes the gulag teleporter to first remove all of the organs from everyone it sends to lavaland, which we should elevate into a feature I think

[Armhulen]

One PR occasionally being testmerged right now causes the gulag teleporter to first remove all of the organs from everyone it sends to lavaland, which we should elevate into a feature I think

I said the gulag works to correct bad behavior and did i stutter

[Longestarmlonglaw]

One PR occasionally being testmerged right now causes the gulag teleporter to first remove all of the organs from everyone it sends to lavaland, which we should elevate into a feature I think

I said the gulag works to correct bad behavior and did i stutter

On tram, im too lazy to figure out how genpop works, so i use the gulag

[Ermac10108]

One PR occasionally being testmerged right now causes the gulag teleporter to first remove all of the organs from everyone it sends to lavaland, which we should elevate into a feature I think

If they wanted to keep their organs they shouldn't have committed a felony (accidentally stepping on my recently polished shoes)

[Timonk]

i liked to assign the maximum sentence back when that wasnt bannable for normal people

[celularLAmp]

Sociallly acceptable:
- Executing
- Perma
Fucking freaks:
- Gulag
- Straight Jacket

[Diasyl]

The great thing about Gulag is that it's a great shitters filter.

A just Tider would mine their petty 100 points, but a shitter Tider will just ghost 1 nanosecond after being shoved into the teleporter.
Double points if he makes a Forum post, and quadruple the points if he also opens a PR removing Gulag.

[Timonk]

Sociallly acceptable:
- Executing
- Perma
Fucking freaks:
- Gulag
- Straight Jacket

perish vile necromantic creacher

[Vekter]

Skill issue. Mine harder.

[Higgin]

since arcmining, I have heard and been suggesting halving point totals when people are considering gulag sentences. It takes a bit longer than it used to now.

[Timonk]

since arcmining, I have heard and been suggesting halving point totals when people are considering gulag sentences. It takes a bit longer than it used to now.

mine harder

[PapaMichael]

since arcmining, I have heard and been suggesting halving point totals when people are considering gulag sentences. It takes a bit longer than it used to now.

It feels like spamming glass and completely ignoring the boulders is the quickest way out of the gulag now, I think the point values for non-glass minerals should be drastically increased instead if something about the gulag is tweaked

[nianjiilical]

i got gulagged as a syndicate monkey agent last night and it didnt give me a points card so i couldnt mine so i had to escape via ventcrawling and the hos refused to give me back my cool turtleneck because i didnt mine

[Imitates-The-Lizards]

i got gulagged as a syndicate monkey agent last night and it didnt give me a points card so i couldnt mine so i had to escape via ventcrawling and the hos refused to give me back my cool turtleneck because i didnt mine

That was you?

That shit was funny. The engiborg was so paranoid about you escaping he took a trip to lavaland to patch up the fake wall in the gulag.

[nianjiilical]

i got gulagged as a syndicate monkey agent last night and it didnt give me a points card so i couldnt mine so i had to escape via ventcrawling and the hos refused to give me back my cool turtleneck because i didnt mine

That was you?

That shit was funny. The engiborg was so paranoid about you escaping he took a trip to lavaland to patch up the fake wall in the gulag.

i didnt even know the gulag had a false wall, i would have mined legit if i could have

the other guy that was gulagged was the person who summoned me but they just told me to go do whatever so i faffed around until the borg randomly started flashing me and dragging me toward space, i tried to get my revenge but got gulagged, ventcrawled out, a third antag killed hos so i helped my summoner steal shit and somehow survived the entire round

by the end i had like 5-6 sec guns on me and when the mime tried to axe me to death i dragnetted and fed them baccus blessing until their broke their vow to call me an antag and everyone around me killed them and i hit the griddy on their corpse