LORE:
"IN 1996 AS PART OF A FREAK SCIENCE EXPERIMENT MAD NAZI SCIENTISTS ATTEMPTED TO MIX THE DNA OF A CHUPACABRA WITH AN EGG
THE RESULT? NOWELL PETROV
this FREAK FUCK was deemed TOO UNFIT for living on LAND due to his LIGHT-SENSITIVE BEADY BLACK EYES and sent to space station 13 (CANONICALLY ON MARS)
this GENETICALLY ENHANCED VERSION OF THE HUNGRY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR was met with FIERCE RESISTANCE by the REGIME WHEN eating traitors was BANNED BY bureaucrat SANITATION POLICIES from the BIG MAN ON THE BIG CHAIR KNOWN AS CENTRAL COMMAND (CANONICALLY A DERIVATIVE OF THE 6th REICH, CONFIRMED IN NOWELLVERSE Q&A in SEATTLE CONVENTION CENTER, 2018)
ACCIDENTALLY WENT BACK IN TIME BY ATTEMPTING TO DRINK A TELECRYSTAL AFTER A RADICAL WILL IT BLEND EPISODE, MET WITH DAVID BOWIE ON A QUEST TO ELIMINATE WORLD HUNGER BY BLOWING UP [REDACTED]
likes oranges and also grapes(only green ones) and that coca cola flavor where its 0 sugar but also lemon
speaks 5 languages with the 5th being exclusive to him and stun batons ("kalaka")
has no belly button, still has a soft spot on his head despite being an adult which when pressed makes him read out the Miranda warning in a french accent"