What else do you people do in dorms?

[Highway Routine]

Besides selling drugs, murdering people, kidnapping people, and breaking the holy rule. What do you people do in there?

[Shadowflame909]

Shove spam cats and metagangers

[Rohen_Tahir]

crack

[Pandarsenic]

AFK in a locked dorm if you gotta step away for a little bit

[bastardblaster]

buying syndie crates (will end up with a mob of loot-hungry vultures busting down the door the milisecond someone notices a locked dorms room)

[Farquaar]

Holding secret meetings with one's blood brother. Or, I guess, that's what used to happen.

[Jonathan Gupta]

Rev meetings, hiding bodys, hiding shit in the personal locker, hiding myself, hiding your dad.

[Notgonnabreaktherule]

meeting fellow tots, hiding bodies, getting cloths for shivs for funny tick blades

[wesoda25]

[Shadowflame909]

I'm glad that I was the victim there and not the aggressor. Not getting banned because I suck at pvp made that a good memory

[Jonathan Gupta]

bagil my beloved...

[cacogen]

i like to use personal lockers to hide the things i've stolen

[Jonathan Gupta]

i like to use personal lockers to hide the things i've stolen

WE'VE ALL SAID THIS

[cacogen]

i also like to go afk there sometimes

[Kendrickorium]

holy shit am i the only one that takes fucking naps for positive moodlets???

[Jonathan Gupta]

holy shit am i the only one that takes fucking naps for positive moodlets???

yes

[Shadowflame909]

holy shit am i the only one that takes fucking naps for positive moodlets???

Speaking of this, if you sleep in beds at medium damage, (Yellowish health, sligthly yellow body on the mini-doll) you can buckle yourself to a bed and heal your damage! It was supposed to make dorms not entirely for nefarious purposes, but no one knows about the dorms sleep heal.

[Pandarsenic]

holy shit am i the only one that takes fucking naps for positive moodlets???

That's a thing? How the hell does it work?

[Itseasytosee2me]

holy shit am i the only one that takes fucking naps for positive moodlets???

Speaking of this, if you sleep in beds at medium damage, (Yellowish health, sligthly yellow body on the mini-doll) you can buckle yourself to a bed and heal your damage! It was supposed to make dorms not entirely for nefarious purposes, but no one knows about the dorms sleep heal.

This is true and useful but the way it works is kind of janky. Sleeping anywhere will heal damage provided you have less than 20 damage total, and the rate at which you gain health is .2 per tick, .3 if you are sleeping on a table, .5 on a bed, and .6 if you are in a bed with sheets.
You can heal up from as high as 20 damage by sleeping anywhere, but it's quickest in a bed with sheets.

[cacogen]

We used to have a very active thread for interesting niche tidbits like this that never sees any use anymore. It's a shame because I used to like learning about all the little known secrets of the game. This sounds like it would only come in handy in very specific situations though, like being stuck somewhere without access to healing items where you need all the health you can get.

[Jonathan Gupta]

like being stuck somewhere without access to healing items where you need all the health you can get.

I.E Traitor with to much time on your hands? Sleep

[cacogen]

I meant more like you're never going to use that unless you're stuck in space or on mining or something with no healing items and the more health you have the less likely you are to die there

[Itseasytosee2me]

I meant more like you're never going to use that unless you're stuck in space or on mining or something with no healing items and the more health you have the less likely you are to die there

That's why the survival pod has a bed, pretty redundant with the donk-pockets though. Sleep overhaul plus donk pocket removal from survival pods when?

[Jonathan Gupta]

me as chaplain when I find you in dorms 4(you're sleeping)

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[cacogen]

the sheen of consummate professionalism around his head on the close-ups

[confused rock]

I meant more like you're never going to use that unless you're stuck in space or on mining or something with no healing items and the more health you have the less likely you are to die there

That's why the survival pod has a bed, pretty redundant with the donk-pockets though. Sleep overhaul plus donk pocket removal from survival pods when?

Sleeping in beds did absolutely nothing when the pods were added.