/tg/station 13 is dying.

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Tue Jun 01, 2021 11:19 pm #601769

Bottom post of the previous page:

oranges wrote:[youtube]Zwk4oEdTmls[/youtube]

So many ancient memes from like 2011. Maybe the server really is dying?

Wed Jun 02, 2021 12:52 am

cacogen wrote:
oranges wrote:[youtube]Zwk4oEdTmls[/youtube]
So many ancient memes from like 2011. Maybe the server really is dying?

we really are at a defecit for talented creatives lately, most recent art is done by commissions from furry artists to draw catgirl OCs and nothing else which honestly is only tangentially ss13-related

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Wed Jun 02, 2021 1:40 am #601788

That's sad it sounds like it's less about funny and relatable scenarios and more about my gay OC nobody will remember unless they kill everyone at every opportunity

Post by **TWATICUS** » Wed Jun 02, 2021 5:12 am #601794

the division 2 is kinda fun did you download it @imsxz you can take swepts spot if youd like

BebeYoshi · Post by **BebeYoshi** » Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:39 am #601798

I don't know what is being discussed here but I feel like leaving a message here...

Hi everyone eat food, drink water, and smash potatoes, life is short but potatoes are eternal hope you all have an amazing day goodbye xoxo

.

Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:40 am

don't smash potatos, 10/10 on the rest of that tho

saprasam · Post by **saprasam** » Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:49 am #601801

BebeYoshi wrote:I don't know what is being discussed here but I feel like leaving a message here...

Hi everyone eat food, drink water, and smash potatoes, life is short but potatoes are eternal hope you all have an amazing day goodbye xoxo .

CLEARLY
you have never heard of the irish potato famine

Rohen_Tahir · Post by **Rohen_Tahir** » Wed Jun 02, 2021 7:16 am #601802

Wed Jun 02, 2021 7:35 am

honestly I'm too new to talk about the really old states of the game and I'm too tired to read the rest of this thread but because general chat is actually just a lower-quality off-topic (they DON'T want you to know this)

uHHHHHHH mashed potatoes > not-mashed potatoes but if you don't mash the potatoes yourself (eg: you buy the pre-mashed mix shit?? idfk why this exists) I will literally cry that shit tastes like fucking ass it's so fucking godawful holy shit how can people eat this crap

imsxz · Post by **imsxz** » Wed Jun 02, 2021 10:18 pm #601830

TWATICUS wrote:the division 2 is kinda fun did you download it @imsxz you can take swepts spot if youd like

i have not downloaded it but thank you for the offer

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Wed Jun 02, 2021 10:48 pm #601837

Omega_DarkPotato wrote:fucking godawful holy shit how can people eat this crap

it takes like three minutes to microwave

Wed Jun 02, 2021 11:25 pm

that's horribly sad

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 2:11 am #601846

there is nothing

BorisvcBorison · Thu Jun 03, 2021 2:31 am

ok, and?

imsxz · Post by **imsxz** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 3:48 am #601855

i feel like i should mention btw i made this thread because i heard zoomers say that the game was dying because of code changes and manuelmins or something along those lines and used a graph showing player count over time as proof or something.

in reality, the game will always be dropping in players over time because people get bored and move on and theres very little advertising for this game.

p.s. when i say "the game" i mostly mean /tg/
p.s.2. this post reflects my feelings for how it was when i played, things might have changed in the past 2 years

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 3:59 am #601857

BorisvcBorison wrote:ok, and?

and you will have to read my posts about it until there is

Bawhoppennn · Post by **Bawhoppennn** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 6:56 am #601864

When I was arrested (narcotics) a few years ago, my life was in shambles. My health was failing, I was deeply in debt, addicted to drugs and cripplingly depressed and lonely. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I was put in chains after a drug deal gone wrong and shipped off to federal prison. My time in prison was brutal, to say the least. I was weaker than everyone else and I had no friends. And inside the walls, it's a dog eat dog world. Worse yet, some of the more "loose" prisoners had taken a liking to me and I eventually found myself having to fend them off every night. I'd like to say that I was successful in driving them back each time they came for me, but the harsh reality is that I was simply outnumbered and outgunned.

To me at that time, it felt like there was no hope to be found. This was it. I planned to get a slot in the woodworking shop and take a circular saw to my neck. Gruesome and painful, sure, but at least it was going to be quick. And then relief forever. I was sitting in the cafeteria by myself, as usual, thinking about my plan while eating the slop the penal system called food. To my utter surprise and fear, a burly white man with a swastika on his forehead sat down across from me and began to eat with me. I remember anxiously eyeing him as he and I ate in silence. The thoughts that were running through my head were, "What did I do to piss off the Brotherhood?" and, "It isn't going to be easy to fight this one off". When we finished our meals, the man looked at me in the eyes and told me to come find him during rec time. Then he got up and left.

I still don't know why I actually did it when the time came. For all I knew, a group of Aryans were going to turn me into a bloody pulp. When I got there, though, instead of angry gangsters intent on eviscerating me, I found a family. One of which the likes I've never had before in my life. Over my time in prison, I became one with the Brotherhood and the Brotherhood became one with me. When I finally got out, the reason I made it out alive was due to the Brotherhood. They fixed everything for me and even set up my future as a free man. Sure it wasn't perfect, and I had to do many things I wasn't proud of, but it was what was for the best. That is why I created a character named "Sieg Heil", as a tribute to the Aryan Brotherhood in thanks for what they did for me. It seemed so insignificant at the time..
---------------------------------------------------------------
i didnt knwo what masters were and i just voluntered to be master out of boredom and i actually got it but i didnt know how to do anything so the cult failed lol sorry my bad

Why you think you should be unbanned: Shortly after I left prison, I was struggling to make ends meet and I turned back to my life of crime. I broke into a house one night out of desperation. I had a gun on me - I wasn't looking to kill, but I wanted to make it clear that I wasn't looking for a fight either. As I was stuffing some silver decanters into my duffle bag, the lights came on and when I turned around there was an old woman looking at me. I recall growling for her to stay back, that I would kill her if she called the police or tried something. She wasn't afraid at all, though, and in fact, I remember her smiling at me. She just told me to take the silver decanters. Confused, but nonetheless accepting of the situation, I took the stolen goods with me and left the premises.

After the robbery, I was kept up all night by the way the old woman had treated me. The next day, knowing full well what could happen, I went back to the house I had broken into with what I stole. I knocked on the door, and the same old woman came to respond. I was so bewildered by what had occurred the previous night that I came back to return what I took. The lady smiled at me again, and this time, invited me into her home on friendly terms. Not knowing what else to do, I obliged her. She served me tea, and after a long time she asked me if I went to church. Church was a completely foreign concept to me. I had pondered the existence of God sometimes, but I was never a believer. So I simply shook my head. She asked me if I wanted to come to church with her sometime. At first, I refused, but the old woman asked me to come visit her again every week afterward and I did. At the end of our meetings, she would always ask if I wanted to church and I would always decline.

One fateful day, though, I finally accepted. Coming to church in the closest approximation of good clothes that I had, I was uncomfortable and pessimistic. Something completely unexpected occurred when I entered the building, however. I was touched by the Holy Spirit. I tearfully accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior and baptized on the spot. From that point on, I changed my ways and severed all the ties I had to my previous life of crime; nay, my previous life of sin. I finally felt what it was like to have a true family, to know the feeling of salvation. So I want to share with you all this verse: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life (John 3:16). I thank God every day for what he did for me and you can experience his miracles too if you just accept Christ as your lord and savior and repent.

Now that I'm a Christian, I deplore evil organizations like the Aryan Brotherhood and evil ideologies like Nazism. I promise, that from here on out, that if I were to be unbanned from making custom characters, I will make only wholesome characters suitable for even the strictest of Christian Minecraft servers. No more "Sieg Heil(s)" from this Halorocks22.

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 7:30 am #601865

>it's real
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 5&p=362693
>he played earlier this year
https://scrubby.melonmesa.com/ckey/halorocks22

Rohen_Tahir · Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:08 am

Armhulen wrote:no, i'm not unbanning you because of a ((fake)) prison story, or any story relating to something that isn't space station 13

Holy shit Armhauler antisemiatic lynch Armhauler

Post by **oranges** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:16 am #601869

dude imsxz is ddosing tg

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:33 pm #601889

Rohen_Tahir wrote:
Armhulen wrote:no, i'm not unbanning you because of a ((fake)) prison story, or any story relating to something that isn't space station 13
Holy shit Armhauler antisemiatic lynch Armhauler

armholes are holocaust deny

Lumbermancer · Sun Jun 06, 2021 12:04 pm

just revive badger on codebase from ~2016 (before clock cult)

Post by **TWATICUS** » Sun Jun 06, 2021 12:20 pm #602062

imsxz wrote:
TWATICUS wrote:the division 2 is kinda fun did you download it @imsxz you can take swepts spot if youd like
i have not downloaded it but thank you for the offer

download it ok? its only 80 gigs you can delete your ss13 recordings folder to make room

Post by **dragomagol** » Sun Jun 06, 2021 3:30 pm #602071

Omega_DarkPotato wrote:honestly I'm too new to talk about the really old states of the game and I'm too tired to read the rest of this thread but because general chat is actually just a lower-quality off-topic (they DON'T want you to know this)

uHHHHHHH mashed potatoes > not-mashed potatoes but if you don't mash the potatoes yourself (eg: you buy the pre-mashed mix shit?? idfk why this exists) I will literally cry that shit tastes like fucking ass it's so fucking godawful holy shit how can people eat this crap

Mashed potatoes are indeed better than baked potatoes

Post by **gum disease** » Sun Jun 06, 2021 8:31 pm #602091

i want to kiss, uh i mean kill lexia black

simple as

Jonathan Gupta · Sun Jun 06, 2021 8:34 pm

gum disease wrote:i want to kiss, uh i mean kill Jonathan Gupta

simple as

Kiss me?

UrsoTheLobster · Sun Jun 06, 2021 9:26 pm

TWATICUS wrote:the division 2 is kinda fun did you download it @imsxz you can take swepts spot if youd like

wake up mf god damn i wanna play

Post by **gum disease** » Mon Jun 07, 2021 3:03 pm #602208

Jonathan Gupta wrote:
gum disease wrote:i want to kiss, uh i mean kill Jonathan Gupta

simple as
Kiss me?

i only kiss girls in ss13

sorry bye

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:24 pm #602326

gum disease wrote:i only kiss girls in ss13

sorry bye

[youtube]Kw8nI-qO0t8[/youtube]

bobbahbrown · Post by **bobbahbrown** » Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:30 pm #602327

pick up,
bobbah 'bee' brown

imsxz · Post by **imsxz** » Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:11 pm #602346

gum disease wrote:i want to kiss, uh i mean kill lexia black

simple as

MortoSasye · Post by **MortoSasye** » Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:13 pm #602347

bro I can't believe we're dying bro

Rohen_Tahir · Tue Jun 08, 2021 10:36 pm

MortoSasye wrote:bro I can't believe we're dying bro

You have three days to live.

Shadowflame909 · Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:07 am

Just uise the healing magicarp on it....

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:47 am #602627

this is what the discord is like

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Mon Jun 14, 2021 7:47 pm #602941

the only thing that died is your play time

Post by **Naloac** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:19 am #602958

Ever think about how american food is just cursed euro food?

Tue Jun 15, 2021 1:58 am

Naloac wrote:Ever think about how american food is just cursed euro food?

this man has never had a papa johns pizza

Flatulent · Post by **Flatulent** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 6:45 pm #603070

papa johns causes gigashits in me so their assessment is still accurate

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:13 am #603096

Flatulent wrote:papa johns causes gigashits in me so their assessment is still accurate

Can I see one

Flatulent · Post by **Flatulent** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:39 pm #603180

Timonk wrote:
Flatulent wrote:papa johns causes gigashits in me so their assessment is still accurate
Can I see one

Log on Terry and seek out one “Nilla Steele”
actually any jannie is sufficient honestly

legoscape · Post by **legoscape** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 9:24 pm #603190

imsxz wrote:
gum disease wrote:i want to kiss, uh i mean kill lexia black

simple as

I want to robust lexia black.

sinfulbliss · Thu Jun 24, 2021 10:18 am

tgstation may be dying but imsxz is coming back and i cant wait to robust them while they're still rusty
(in 39 days)