I drank this yesterday and I still gotta go any advice?

[Swept]

Only constructive criticism allowed.

[terranaut]

drink a laxative to flush it out

[cacogen]

call the midwife

[Swept]

I went to the bathroom and had a truly soul-cleansing poo. Thanks for all the support.

[remanseptim]

not gonna lie there's no greater feeling than right after you relieve your constipation
you remember what it's like not to be in agony and the next few days are heavenly

[Swept]

not gonna lie there's no greater feeling than right after you relieve your constipation
you remember what it's like not to be in agony and the next few days are heavenly

I drank a ton of protein shakes and alcohol for Christmas and now I want death.

[cacogen]

the sense of calm and contentment that sets in after taking a particularly difficult shit is nice

[Farquaar]

Swept I just realized that your avatar is a cat wearing a baseball cap.

I thought it was some weird eyeless brown fuzzball creature. The fold in the neck was the mouth.

[Swept]

Swept I just realized that your avatar is a cat wearing a baseball cap.

I thought it was some weird eyeless brown fuzzball creature. The fold in the neck was the mouth.

Yah someone else thought it was a peanut wearing a baseball cap. This was the source image I gave aspev.