is anyone still pissed about bidets

[ThanatosRa]

cuz my new place has them and i am converted


all hail

[Space Panda]

why would someone be pissed at bidets

[Lumbermancer]

ask grazyn

[ThanatosRa]

Panda is that a hairless Raccoon?

[Space Panda]

Panda is that a hairless Raccoon?

yes. unfortunately I couldn't find any pictures of bald red pandas

[Grazyn]

Glad to see someone convert to civilization

[iksyp]

no just take a shower lmao

[Farquaar]

The expectation of pure and total bodily cleanliness is a false idol.
Every inch of your skin is coated in fungal spores and bacteria at this very moment. Unless you're cleaning your buttcrack with 75% alcohol, your butt is contaminated; teeming with microscopic lifeforms, even after a shower or bidet.
If you don't stink, and you don't have any visible filth on your body, then you're sufficiently clean to live and participate in society.

[cacogen]

Imagine having your asshole tickled playfully by a stream of water. I can't imagine a worse sensation

[ThanatosRa]

I keep seeing my avatar and thinking someone else is posting before reading name and the stupid shit I say.