cloning rework

[Super Aggro Crag]

in real life when you clone a mans he doesn't pop out as a full grown retard with melty skin disease in real life when you clone a mans he is a baby

so cloning should grow a baby in the tank and poop out a baby (resprited monkey) that can't talk and just runs around and causes trouble crawling through the vents and looting the armory, but you gotta stun the baby and shove it in the cryo and inject the cryo with a new chemical (Time Juice) to make them grow up

but if you overdose them on time juice they become a super old mummyman like howard hughes and walk slow and you gotta young them up by injecting them with Fountain of Youth Water which you can find on lavaland surrounded by skeletal baby spaniards

[Saegrimr]

Every single one of your threads is a fucking rollercoaster of hilarity.

[ThanatosRa]

This is great. Also I think crag drinks too much.

[Lumbermancer]

I will need some visual aid before I approve this.

[Armhulen]

in real life when you clone a mans he doesn't pop out as a full grown retard with melty skin disease in real life when you clone a mans he is a baby

what, cloning hasn't been invented yet as far as i'm concerned
yet for some reason i want this really badly, even though your ideas have been a slippery slope of memes
Minigun, cool idea dude>Bubblegum, okay sure i like it> Big foot, what the fuck, alright sure why not>this, "when you clone a mans he is a baby"

[Lumbermancer]

what, cloning hasn't been invented yet as far as i'm concerned

We've been cloning animals since 90's if not earlier, and Koreans probably already cloned humans.

[Super Aggro Crag]

yeah why do you think they're all named "kim"

[Lumbermancer]

That's racist and culturally insensitive.

[PKPenguin321]

itty bitty baby clowns scooting around

[Cobby]

Now the lifeweb population will soon attempt to appeal their bans, for no apparent reason ofc :^)

[Super Aggro Crag]

I will need some visual aid before I approve this.

recently cloned man raids armory


official uniform of greytide after cloning



Not-The-Mama returns to work at the bar after getting dunked in a brawl

[Super Aggro Crag]

atmos tech in natural state during gas leak

[EndgamerAzari]

Goddammit dude stop daydrinking

[Super Aggro Crag]

its seven o'clock shitholio



newton gang has claimed medbay as their turf

[Saegrimr]

im fucking dieing

[MMMiracles]

if this isn't added i'll be genuinely disappointed

[Super Aggro Crag]

bump so mmmiracles doesn't get disappointed

[paprika]

This is crag's compromise for not having fat sprites anymore

Make it happen coderbus

[Alipheese]

Make an aging system with it, then that makes a use out of the longevity symptom in virology.

[RedMcCloud]

this

we need this

[Davidchan]

Fuck the feature freeze. We need this.

Lizard clones pop out as eggs the chef can use for cooking. Also speaking of chef cannibalism: baby back ribs.

[Anonmare]

Fuck the feature freeze. We need this.

Lizard clones pop out as eggs the chef can use for cooking. Also speaking of chef cannibalism: baby back ribs.

Why only use the back ribs when you have a whole other side to use as well

[Armhulen]

This HAS to happen right?

[RedMcCloud]

This HAS to happen right?

if it doesnt, we riot, take down down coderbus, forge a new empire

an empire
of infants

Spoiler:

but isnt that what the server is already, judging by how some people are

[kevinz000]

Please no.

[Bombadil]

Has shitposting gone too far?

[MrEousTranger]

bump to shine light on the only good post on this fucking website.

[Saegrimr]

Season 3 Crag was really the highlight of the show.

[Lumbermancer]

Now that cloning has been removed, don't you think baby clones would have been a better alternative to outright removal of the whole system?

[wesoda25]

No

[Tlaltecuhtli]

we got growing vats...... blood with dna..... flesh chems requirement....

[Armhulen]

God, this thread makes me miss all the old forumposters...

[Super Aggro Crag]

God, this thread makes me miss all the old forumposters...

*rattles walker at u* feh!

[Kassori]

baby moff
baby lizard
oh no

[cacogen]

You don't expect him to say baby but then he says it. Also this was season 6

[RG4ORDR]

God, this thread makes me miss all the old forumposters...

*rattles walker at u* feh!

When are you gonna force merge this you fucking coward

[nianjiilical]

i mean we have vatgrowing now

just make it possible to vatgrow a shitty little deformed goblin man that auto-sentiences itself from someone's blood like replica pods