ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Screemonster · Post by **Screemonster** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:58 am #47774

Wearing a clown outfit should allow you to carry items of any size in the pockets.

fleure · Post by **fleure** » Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:32 am #47861

deathhoof wrote:
fleure wrote:
Ahammer18 wrote: Convert that little maintainance room above HoPs office into a doggy room, complete with food/water dish, bath and some toys. Make it out of rWalls too, for extra protection.
At last, the kitty ears will have an auxiliary use
Im pretty sure hop doesnt need kitty ears to erp with ian

I was more thinking just some stuttering medbay nurse.

Wizardjenkins66 · Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:23 pm

Screemonster wrote:Wearing a clown outfit should allow you to carry items of any size in the pockets.

All clown shoes should be no slips

Fragnostic · Post by **Fragnostic** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:11 am #48038

Screemonster wrote:Wearing a clown outfit should allow you to carry items of any size in the pockets.

Wrong thread. His jumpsuit should have a level 2 bluespace tech origin, because that right there is straight up bluespace wizardry.

Wizardjenkins66 · Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:03 am

The odds of rev should increase the more assistants there are.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 6:17 am #48087

Make it so explosions destroy random objects of people caught in them, even on the edges of the explosion!

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:52 pm #48181

Wyzack wrote:Make it so explosions destroy random objects of people caught in them, even on the edges of the explosion!

dang watch out guys or you're going to cut yourself on this edge.

qwert · Post by **qwert** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:56 pm #48185

Give emag opportunity to sabotage every machine in medbay for lethal consequences.

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 9:25 am #49016

Add a 10 TC traitor item that removes antag status from the person it injects.

Double traitor round? Suddenly it's become 'don't get murdered by your hunter' round as the person you just went to assassinate slipped you and pricked you!

Get caught by security, beg for them to open up your PDA and make you one of them instead of throwing you out an airlock!

Screemonster · Thu Dec 11, 2014 12:19 am

Reskin all juggernauts as the kool-aid man.

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:39 am #49741

Screemonster wrote:Reskin all juggernauts as the kool-aid man.

wrong thread

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:06 pm #51305

when borgs are locked down make force a cuban pete arcade game thing to pop up for them. If they manage to beat cuban pete they are unlocked and shorts out the RD console for a minute or two. If you fail you explode destroying your body and or mmi. You can still choose not to play and wait to be released/deconstructed/robusted. The choice is yours

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:02 pm #51626

Make plasma cutters emag- or moddable to work like the Dead Space originals.

Because fuck that xeno, I want to lop some arms off!

Post by **lumipharon** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:04 am #51766

Tacticool knives. Small knife, and a sheath. Click the sheath with the knife to put it in, click the sheath with an open hand to draw it out. The real TACTICOOL part however, would be having the sheath as an accessory to exosuits. So you can stick it on armor or something, for maximum tacticool, then draw the knife either with an action button or clicking/dragging the exosuit.

Wizardjenkins66 · Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:41 am

lumipharon wrote:Tacticool knives. Small knife, and a sheath. Click the sheath with the knife to put it in, click the sheath with an open hand to draw it out. The real TACTICOOL part however, would be having the sheath as an accessory to exosuits. So you can stick it on armor or something, for maximum tacticool, then draw the knife either with an action button or clicking/dragging the exosuit.

Wrong thread.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:55 am #51827

Bay has shoulder holsters that work kinda like that, but for the jumpsuit slot. Click the jumpsuit with a gun to holster, click again with an empty hand to draw. It is actually really fuggin cool

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:12 am #51830

Yes, it is.

Detective and HoS get one at roundstart. I don't think any new ones can be made.

Peble · Post by **Peble** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:11 pm #51992

Can the Emergency Response Team PLEASE instead be called the Emergency Response Party

RG4 · Post by **RG4** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:18 pm #51997

Peble wrote:Can the Emergency Response Team PLEASE instead be called the Emergency Response Party

This will be merged.

Pybro · Post by **Pybro** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 10:37 pm #52256

Syndicate Kung-Fu implant. Stick it in yourself, then activate with the usual implant button to turn on KUNG-FU mode.

You and everyone on screen talk like a stereotypical Asian person (like how the Luchador mask makes you Mexican). Whenever you get hit by a projectile you dodge it and do a flip or spin. You occasionally flip/spin while running. You dodge melee attacks of everything but fists. You take 100% extra damage from fists.

Thus the station descends into a Karate movie of everyone throwing themselves at the Kung-Fu Traitor while screaming HIYAAAAA ARIGATOU GOZAMAISU!

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 2:04 am #52294

Pybro wrote:Syndicate Kung-Fu implant. Stick it in yourself, then activate with the usual implant button to turn on KUNG-FU mode.

You and everyone on screen talk like a stereotypical Asian person (like how the Luchador mask makes you Mexican). Whenever you get hit by a projectile you dodge it and do a flip or spin. You occasionally flip/spin while running. You dodge melee attacks of everything but fists. You take 100% extra damage from fists.

Thus the station descends into a Karate movie of everyone throwing themselves at the Kung-Fu Traitor while screaming HIYAAAAA ARIGATOU GOZAMAISU!

Wrong thread.

Fragnostic · Post by **Fragnostic** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 2:18 am #52298

^^^
Upon implanting it, it asks you what you combat skill you wish to manifest.
Randy Orton: dragging your sprite to someone else's slams them and give them a 2 second stun. Doing that to someone who is downed deals double damage. Comes with a catch phrase before every slam/pound
Kung Fu: barehanded attacks have higher chance of knockdown, kicks can dealt without your opponent downed, every other punch is a "HuWAHHHH"
modern Karate: same as Kung Fu, only the attacks deal double damage, but you can't hurt a downed opponent, every knockdown you say "iiiiiiiiyah!"
MMA: your punches are normal, but you make a lot of noise and brag a lot when you punch, and you have a chance of dodging melee attacks
UFC: you can throw people with a single click with GRAB, you kick every other punch, you can choke with a second click of GRAB, but when you kill someone you run in circles if you are in a big enough space and pound your chest for 30 seconds straight, unable to fight
mauy thai: you can catch melee attacks and counter them for double damage, you can knee people in the face of you are targeting the head and drag your sprite to it, which has increased knockdown
Brazilian Jujitsu: you can punch, kick, grab, and choke while on the ground and push people to the ground, but being attacked on the ground delays getting up

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:48 pm #52587

Judo. 100% knockdown chance on Disarm intent, but no punches or kicks.

Also, Mechs need an upgraded incendiary weapon. Think Hades carbine, except instead of firing incendiary shotshells it fires Dragon's Breath.
And for the love of all that is holy, name it Fafnir.

Post by **PKPenguin321** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:56 am #52930

in relation to this in case it gets merged: https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/6498
make all humans have 50 blood in their reagent containers by default so that when you're put in cryo if someone loaded in clonex you suddenly poop out 10000 synthiflesh :^)

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:29 am #52953

Give miners a magic ball of yarn that trails behind them to lead the way back home.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:04 pm #52974

Sounds like a goof 5000 points idea, instead of that spesscash.

specyalic · Post by **specyalic** » Wed Dec 24, 2014 3:06 pm #53208

Add fruitcake, made from flour, sugar, dried fruit, and rum. It is completely bomb-proof, and has 30 throw force. throwing it at the singulo will cause it to be spat out at high speeds and cause instant death. Ian will refuse to eat it, and brutally savage anyone who drops any around him. eating it causes you to heal damage, and reduces stun times, but makes you valid and spams your chatbox with "why would you eat that, its disgusting"

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:15 pm #53252

specyalic wrote:Add fruitcake, made from flour, sugar, dried fruit, and rum. It is completely bomb-proof, and has 30 throw force. throwing it at the singulo will cause it to be spat out at high speeds and cause instant death. Ian will refuse to eat it, and brutally savage anyone who drops any around him. eating it causes you to heal damage, and reduces stun times, but makes you valid and spams your chatbox with "why would you eat that, its disgusting"

Wrong thread.

Balut · Post by **Balut** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 2:28 am #53476

Forcefeeding it to people makes them sob.

FrostFenex · Post by **FrostFenex** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:19 am #55727

Emergency Shuttle starts with a irremovable singulo beacon on it.

Vigilare · Post by **Vigilare** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:56 pm #55938

Rolan7 wrote: was going to add affection mechanics for cats/Runtime

do it

please

cmo will love you forever

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:00 pm #55940

Make lizards produce hyperzine in warm environments.

Vigilare · Post by **Vigilare** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:09 pm #55941

DemonFiren wrote:Make lizards produce hyperzine in warm environments.

lizard + hacked space heater + stimulant viro = sanic

Post by **MMMiracles** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:42 pm #55962

Wearing socks and sandals makes you valid.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:59 pm #55967

Wrong thread.

MedicInDisquise · Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:29 am

Crayon can be used to obscure windows, so the only thing people see is a purple splotch on the window. Doesn't work on Windoors.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:05 am #56037

MisterPerson wrote:Just remove rest, then. Simple solution to a simple problem.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:28 am #56044

We need bath tubs. I think we all know why, it's for ERP this:

Reimoo · Post by **Reimoo** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 2:42 am #56065

If you emag the cloner clones are created with missing limbs.

Loonikus · Post by **Loonikus** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:51 am #56163

BRING BACK ROROS 2015

Hellafied · Post by **Hellafied** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:57 am #57002

Xhuis wrote:Give miners a magic ball of yarn that trails behind them to lead the way back home.

This actualy neeeds to be added.

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:51 pm #57176

Hellafied wrote:
Xhuis wrote:Give miners a magic ball of yarn that trails behind them to lead the way back home.
This actualy neeeds to be added.

You can do this with a heavily beaten corpse!

iRazgriz · Post by **iRazgriz** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:43 pm #57183

Add piping stuff to Hydro and let people connect water tanks to hydro trays with a bit of work.

Balut · Post by **Balut** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 2:00 am #57368

Man I would fucking love an auto-drip automatic irrigation thing.

On that note, give the Virologist a FLUDD watertank backpack like the botanist has. Let him fill it up with his viro-blood and hose people down with it.

It'd be like a flamethrower. Except instead of fire it's blood. Also the blood has diseases in it. Which may or may not make you run faster and never need to breathe again.

On the same note, give the janitor a wakizashi, so he can commit ritual suicide.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 2:05 am #57371

Replace Singuloth with a RUST.

JJRcop · Post by **JJRcop** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:38 am #57405

A tiny bug that spawns runtimes if you touch it.

Loonikus · Post by **Loonikus** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:20 am #57473

Every round, the clown should start with half the code for the on-station nuke, and the mime should have the other half.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:16 pm #57500

That isn't actually a bad idea...

...so long they get the numbers scrambled.

AnonymousNow · Post by **AnonymousNow** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:54 pm #57525

Gun Hog wrote:
Hellafied wrote:
Xhuis wrote:Give miners a magic ball of yarn that trails behind them to lead the way back home.
This actualy neeeds to be added.
You can do this with a heavily beaten corpse!

If you have a mining drill or better instrument of diggin', you can do this with sand.