MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
Back when I played Dalton, he carried a Peacemaker named Alice. I made a gimmick out of always referring to them as a couple over the radio. "Alice and I will take a look at it." etc. Made for an amusing variation on the constant vocal monologue gimmick some detectives do.
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Panther needs some SLIGHT adjustments. Dirty Harry's 29 had dark brown grips, not black, and you should trim a pixel off that corner of the frame to make it a little more angled.
DemonFiren wrote:Panther. And either "corgi meat" (so people freak out when they only see the message of me putting it in my bag) or "Wrath of Sithis", because...well.
An0n3 wrote:Panther needs some SLIGHT adjustments. Dirty Harry's 29 had dark brown grips, not black, and you should trim a pixel off that corner of the frame to make it a little more angled.
is that what it's supposed to be? i thought it was supposed to be some shitty french gun or something
peacemaker is the best one
name is "Judge" or "The Judge"
it's supposed to be like guzzle's gun from Last Stand of the Wreckers because i have no better names
Hornygranny wrote:
wtf i like danno now
I don't even play ss13 anymore, pretty much due to dannos stupid bullshit
Vekter wrote:You should be reporting problems because you're wanting to keep the game fair/server healthy, not because you want to see the people who wronged you punished.
An0n3 wrote:Panther needs some SLIGHT adjustments. Dirty Harry's 29 had dark brown grips, not black, and you should trim a pixel off that corner of the frame to make it a little more angled.
Oh. That's a pretty good similarity but honestly I wasn't using it as a reference. IIRC, Cael just asked me for a black revolver with a long barrel and I came up with that.
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Violaceus wrote:
Mining smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to man- and lizard-kind. Katanas are thrice as sharp as eswords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything an esword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a durand mech with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why Syndicate never bothered conquering Mining? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined miners and their katanas of destruction.