Memorable Quotes

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:50 am #52742

Bottom post of the previous page:

Paprikastation will never fall

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:20 pm #53039

Ghall Meyy hisses, "The girl iss-s-s alive I think."
Nickolas Roberts says, "Yeah, she'll be our reproduction stock"
Ghall Meyy exclaims, "Yippee!"
Nickolas Roberts says, "We'll repopulate on this here asteroid"

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:26 pm #53041

Earthykiller127 · Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:51 pm

NikNakFlak wrote:Ghall Meyy hisses, "The girl iss-s-s alive I think."
Nickolas Roberts says, "Yeah, she'll be our reproduction stock"
Ghall Meyy exclaims, "Yippee!"
Nickolas Roberts says, "We'll repopulate on this here asteroid"

fuk u doin niknakflak dats erp n' u kno it so ban des nubs

AssassinT90 · Post by **AssassinT90** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:29 am #53443

OOC: Hobobiscuit: 49/10 cap'n, Id follow ye inta themawo'thekraken!
OOC: Turokki: Take a truly demented captain to earn loyalty on this crazy ass station

peoplearestrange · Fri Dec 26, 2014 1:49 am

AssassinT90 wrote:OOC: Hobobiscuit: 49/10 cap'n, Id follow ye inta themawo'thekraken!
OOC: Turokki: Take a truly demented captain to earn loyalty on this crazy ass station

That round was amazing. Esspically the death squad vs station & captain fight on the bridge.
Two phazons are scarey good defenders.

Silavite · Post by **Silavite** » Fri Dec 26, 2014 2:41 am #53479

[Common] Brayan Fryer [Assist] says, "AI"
[Common] Ping [AI] says, "...'"
[Common] Brayan Fryer [Assist] says, "QUICK"
[Common] Brayan Fryer [Assist] asks, "WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF SPACE CANADA?"
[Common] Ping [AI] says, "I don't know. Shut it.'"
[Common] Brayan Fryer [Assist] says, "LAW TWO."
[Common] Ping [AI] says, "I'm trying to.'"
[Common] Schlomo Gaskin [Atmos] asks, "Space Quebec?"
[Common] Brayan Fryer [Assist] says, "I NEED TO KNOOOOOW"
[Common] Ping [AI] says, "...'"

Aleph · Post by **Aleph** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:06 am #53636

Spoiler:

Earthykiller127 · Sat Dec 27, 2014 10:23 pm

Spoiler:

Post by **Dax Dupont** » Sun Dec 28, 2014 3:39 pm #53898

Mends-The-Wounded hisses, "We s-s-ss-should have s-s-ss-someone s-s-ss-scan this-s-ss-s blood."
[Common] Alexander Hogan says, "The guy is propably still in north maint"
[Common] Alexander Hogan says, "Lets look there"
Mends-The-Wounded asks, "...Did the as-s-sshes-s-ss jus-s-sst talk?"
ashes exclaims, "Oy vey!"

Rumpelstiltskin3 · Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:50 am

Stickymayhem: You deep throated your sobbing gf at TGIFridays?

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:11 am #54058

[Common] Aden Mcclymonds says, "AI close all external airlocks and call the emergancy shuddle. after calling the shuddle detstroy anything that could re-call the shuddle and then self-desturct"

To further stories of this fucking legend, he broke into Engineering a few days ago claiming that he was here to "fix the ai it is broken", despite it being alive & well.
When I stunprodded his shit, he dropped... The AI Integrity Restorer board.

Truly, a testament to the autism that lies within us all.

Earthykiller127 · Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:27 am

Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:Stickymayhem: You deep throated your sobbing gf at TGIFridays?

"Yeah, and it sure was a sticky mayhem"

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:51 am #54075

That is so bad I think you're trying to compete.

Vigilare · Post by **Vigilare** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:20 am #54135

Runtime is hit by a heavy laser in the chest!

Turns out turrets set to 'shoot unknowns' will shoot pets too

DEMON THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

Aleph · Post by **Aleph** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:42 pm #54153

Cecily wrote:
[Common] Aden Mcclymonds says, "AI close all external airlocks and call the emergancy shuddle. after calling the shuddle detstroy anything that could re-call the shuddle and then self-desturct"
To further stories of this fucking legend, he broke into Engineering a few days ago claiming that he was here to "fix the ai it is broken", despite it being alive & well.
When I stunprodded his shit, he dropped... The AI Integrity Restorer board.

Truly, a testament to the autism that lies within us all.

He went apeshit the following round after a nuke op round where a newbie captain accidently gave them the disc and called out nuke ops in the first ten minutes. The CMO had to be called in to 'ensure' he was right in the head. Ops do attack half an hour later but their borg gets lost and fails to kill the AI, fluking the entire thing up.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 2:17 pm #54172

Josiah Lombardi says, "Why is the christmas tree in the bar planted ontop of gibs?"

danno · Post by **danno** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:20 am #54318

[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "UNH"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "FENEX GREEN ON THE MIC"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "SWOLLOW IT SLUT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "EATING MY OWN CUM, THATS THE ISH THAT I LIKE"
[Common] Johnny English [Assnt] says, "I like jizz in my mouth"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "Lewd"
[Common] Johnny English [Assnt] says, "Said fenix"
[Common] Johnny English [Assnt] says, "Not me"
[Common] Johnny English [Assnt] says, "I don't auto"
[Common] Morrigan De Fey [Sec] says, "You guys are weird as shit."
[Common] Luck [Sec] exclaims, "SWOLLOW IT!"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "ERP'S BANNED SO I SAY IT DONT MATTER, BUT COME UP IN MY KITCHEN IF YOU GOT SOME BABY BATTER"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "AYY"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "DICKJUICE IS MY LIFE BLOOD, MY BREAD AND BUT-TER"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Get my girl to kiss me right after I nut'er"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "HAHAHA"
Morrigan De Fey says, "Oh fuck"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "This is gold"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "OPEN MY MOUTH AND SPIT IN SOME SAILORS"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "BRING A FREAKY BITCH TO ME, YOU KNOW IMMA NAIL HER"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "MY WORDS IS TOUCHIN, JUST LIKE MY UNCLLLE, LIKE LIKE LIL JON BRUH I KEEPS IT CRUNKLEEE"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "WHEN I GET ON THE MIC, I REDEFINE SPIT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "LIKE A TACO BELL TOILET I GOTS THE HOT SHIT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "IM THE KING OF THE WORLD, YOU NIGGAS JUST DREGS"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "I SPREAD MY CHEEKS APART AS I GET READY FOR THE PEG bars"
[Common] Krystal Symers [Miner] says, "What."
[Common] Dave [Engi] says, "BITCH I'LL SEND YOU BACK TO THE DEEPEST PIT, MY RHYMES ARE RUFF SO YOU BETTER SIT"
[Common] Dave [Engi] says, "FOLLOW YOUR MASTER, FETCH ME THE PAPER WHEN THEY CHAT BOUT THIS BATTLE THEY'LL SAY "HE RAPED HER""
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "YOU COULDN'T RESIST MY FLOW WITH A MAXIPAD VEST, POP A squat over me and shit on my chest hahahahahaha"
[Common] Veezara [QM] hisses, "I am not into that."
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Like the steak I rub my dick on, my rhymes is raw, Now hold on, someone's here, I gotta suck on his BAWLS"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "IF YOU NEED SOMETHING TO SIT ON"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "I'LL UNZIP MY DICK"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "CALL ME YUNG EBOLA"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "CAUSE I'M ALWAYS SICK"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "MY DONG'S HANGING OUT SO COME TAKE A SEAT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "AND LISTEN AS MY HOMIE LAYS OUT THE BEAT luck beatbox please"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "Uh"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "Beatboxing noises"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE? YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A POSA"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "SEGREGATION RULES, BITCH, BACK OF THE BUS, ROSA"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "OH SHIT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Lizards are subhuman"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "My raps are about learning."
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Imma drop the mic, but before I go"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "I'm down on my knees and I'm ready to blow"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Repping skeet street mafia for life"

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:58 am #54332

danno wrote:
Spoiler:
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "UNH"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "FENEX GREEN ON THE MIC"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "SWOLLOW IT SLUT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "EATING MY OWN CUM, THATS THE ISH THAT I LIKE"
[Common] Johnny English [Assnt] says, "I like jizz in my mouth"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "Lewd"
[Common] Johnny English [Assnt] says, "Said fenix"
[Common] Johnny English [Assnt] says, "Not me"
[Common] Johnny English [Assnt] says, "I don't auto"
[Common] Morrigan De Fey [Sec] says, "You guys are weird as shit."
[Common] Luck [Sec] exclaims, "SWOLLOW IT!"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "ERP'S BANNED SO I SAY IT DONT MATTER, BUT COME UP IN MY KITCHEN IF YOU GOT SOME BABY BATTER"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "AYY"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "DICKJUICE IS MY LIFE BLOOD, MY BREAD AND BUT-TER"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Get my girl to kiss me right after I nut'er"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "HAHAHA"
Morrigan De Fey says, "Oh fuck"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "This is gold"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "OPEN MY MOUTH AND SPIT IN SOME SAILORS"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "BRING A FREAKY BITCH TO ME, YOU KNOW IMMA NAIL HER"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "MY WORDS IS TOUCHIN, JUST LIKE MY UNCLLLE, LIKE LIKE LIL JON BRUH I KEEPS IT CRUNKLEEE"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "WHEN I GET ON THE MIC, I REDEFINE SPIT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "LIKE A TACO BELL TOILET I GOTS THE HOT SHIT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "IM THE KING OF THE WORLD, YOU NIGGAS JUST DREGS"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "I SPREAD MY CHEEKS APART AS I GET READY FOR THE PEG bars"
[Common] Krystal Symers [Miner] says, "What."
[Common] Dave [Engi] says, "BITCH I'LL SEND YOU BACK TO THE DEEPEST PIT, MY RHYMES ARE RUFF SO YOU BETTER SIT"
[Common] Dave [Engi] says, "FOLLOW YOUR MASTER, FETCH ME THE PAPER WHEN THEY CHAT BOUT THIS BATTLE THEY'LL SAY "HE RAPED HER""
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "YOU COULDN'T RESIST MY FLOW WITH A MAXIPAD VEST, POP A squat over me and shit on my chest hahahahahaha"
[Common] Veezara [QM] hisses, "I am not into that."
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Like the steak I rub my dick on, my rhymes is raw, Now hold on, someone's here, I gotta suck on his BAWLS"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "IF YOU NEED SOMETHING TO SIT ON"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "I'LL UNZIP MY DICK"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "CALL ME YUNG EBOLA"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "CAUSE I'M ALWAYS SICK"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "MY DONG'S HANGING OUT SO COME TAKE A SEAT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "AND LISTEN AS MY HOMIE LAYS OUT THE BEAT luck beatbox please"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "Uh"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "Beatboxing noises"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE? YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A POSA"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "SEGREGATION RULES, BITCH, BACK OF THE BUS, ROSA"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "OH SHIT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Lizards are subhuman"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "My raps are about learning."
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Imma drop the mic, but before I go"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "I'm down on my knees and I'm ready to blow"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Repping skeet street mafia for life"

My sides. They're all gone. They've exploded through my body.

peoplearestrange · Tue Dec 30, 2014 4:52 am

Attention:
There once was a man from Nantucket; with a dick so long he could suck it; he wiped off his chin as he said with a grin; "If your suit sensors are on we can find your body after you get yourself horribly murdered"

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 5:01 am #54373

From the SS13 subreddit (*tip tip*) a while back. Thought it was actually pretty fucking funny.

How to Facilitate Tajaran Genocide 101

Good thing you have that spray bottle of lube in your pocket, because you are robust and you play SS13 to win. Utilize your ancient knowldge of Clownjutsu's tricky slippy left right bowling alley technique and slip those fuckers to get away to chem to make a beaker of thermite. Grab an extra beaker and take the space suit out of your bag of holding and go EVA to the north of the station. Thermite through to armory and nab all the laser guns, eguns, flashbangs and smoke bombs. Get to genetics and use the mem exploit to find the xray genetics block.
Now go raid the bridge or atmosia for dat fukken fireaxe. Go get a red space suit from space for minmaxing brute resistance coverage. Now find the nearest catbeast and cut his fucking head off, but not so quickly that he can't scream for help. When the pack of unrobust furries swarm at you pop some smoke for cover, then throw flashbangs. Laser two to death, then whip out an egun and hit the other catbeasts so they stay down. If you are robust you can empty two full laser pistols on a downed target before a flashbang's stun wears off. If not, just alternate lasering them to death and hitting them with more stuns.
Now shitcurity and the rest of the crew will either be laughing their asses off (like they should) or will get upset. Be sure to pop smoke so you have a continual shroud. If you run out of ammo just use up the rest of your flashbangs for stun and your fireaxe to cut their heads off.
Cut off the heads of the husked catbeasts you should have made when you lasered them to death and put them in the backpack you should have in your bag of holding. Evade the inevitable tasers from sec who should just be arriving on scene now. Change your clothes and put back on your ID (you should have taken it off so you can't be identified) and make your way to engineering. Toss the backpack(s) full of catbeast heads into the singulo to make sure they can't get back into the round. Destroy all positronic brains.
You will have just left whatever furryloving badmins who are metafriends with the catbeasts for ERP purposes online so enraged they will be physically unable to click any buttons for the remainder of the round. All the goodmins will bwoink you for your service and probably reward you with trophies and medals and whatever your heart desires. Hell they'll brobably ask you each round to do another purge of the furries and give you an energy axe to assist you in this goal.

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Tue Dec 30, 2014 11:39 am #54424

danno wrote:
Spoiler:
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "UNH"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "FENEX GREEN ON THE MIC"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "SWOLLOW IT SLUT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "EATING MY OWN CUM, THATS THE ISH THAT I LIKE"
[Common] Johnny English [Assnt] says, "I like jizz in my mouth"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "Lewd"
[Common] Johnny English [Assnt] says, "Said fenix"
[Common] Johnny English [Assnt] says, "Not me"
[Common] Johnny English [Assnt] says, "I don't auto"
[Common] Morrigan De Fey [Sec] says, "You guys are weird as shit."
[Common] Luck [Sec] exclaims, "SWOLLOW IT!"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "ERP'S BANNED SO I SAY IT DONT MATTER, BUT COME UP IN MY KITCHEN IF YOU GOT SOME BABY BATTER"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "AYY"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "DICKJUICE IS MY LIFE BLOOD, MY BREAD AND BUT-TER"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Get my girl to kiss me right after I nut'er"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "HAHAHA"
Morrigan De Fey says, "Oh fuck"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "This is gold"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "OPEN MY MOUTH AND SPIT IN SOME SAILORS"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "BRING A FREAKY BITCH TO ME, YOU KNOW IMMA NAIL HER"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "MY WORDS IS TOUCHIN, JUST LIKE MY UNCLLLE, LIKE LIKE LIL JON BRUH I KEEPS IT CRUNKLEEE"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "WHEN I GET ON THE MIC, I REDEFINE SPIT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "LIKE A TACO BELL TOILET I GOTS THE HOT SHIT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "IM THE KING OF THE WORLD, YOU NIGGAS JUST DREGS"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "I SPREAD MY CHEEKS APART AS I GET READY FOR THE PEG bars"
[Common] Krystal Symers [Miner] says, "What."
[Common] Dave [Engi] says, "BITCH I'LL SEND YOU BACK TO THE DEEPEST PIT, MY RHYMES ARE RUFF SO YOU BETTER SIT"
[Common] Dave [Engi] says, "FOLLOW YOUR MASTER, FETCH ME THE PAPER WHEN THEY CHAT BOUT THIS BATTLE THEY'LL SAY "HE RAPED HER""
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "YOU COULDN'T RESIST MY FLOW WITH A MAXIPAD VEST, POP A squat over me and shit on my chest hahahahahaha"
[Common] Veezara [QM] hisses, "I am not into that."
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Like the steak I rub my dick on, my rhymes is raw, Now hold on, someone's here, I gotta suck on his BAWLS"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "IF YOU NEED SOMETHING TO SIT ON"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "I'LL UNZIP MY DICK"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "CALL ME YUNG EBOLA"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "CAUSE I'M ALWAYS SICK"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "MY DONG'S HANGING OUT SO COME TAKE A SEAT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "AND LISTEN AS MY HOMIE LAYS OUT THE BEAT luck beatbox please"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "Uh"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "Beatboxing noises"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE? YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A POSA"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "SEGREGATION RULES, BITCH, BACK OF THE BUS, ROSA"
[Common] Luck [Sec] says, "OH SHIT"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Lizards are subhuman"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "My raps are about learning."
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Imma drop the mic, but before I go"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "I'm down on my knees and I'm ready to blow"
[Common] Jane West [Assnt] says, "Repping skeet street mafia for life"

Of all the fags I have seen try to rap in this community this is the first one that is actually good.

peoplearestrange · Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:38 am

Security Cyborg-933 queries, "HELLO VALUABLE CREWMEMBER?"
Telephone whispers, "I dont trus-sst that guy"
Security Cyborg-933 states, "HES PROBABLY A TRAITOR."
Security Cyborg-933 states, "BUT I CANT DO SHIT WITH SHACKLE LAWS."
Telephone whispers, "Right..."
Telephone whispers, "S-s-s-ss-s-s-sorry to hear that"
Security Cyborg-933 states, "THEY SAID I WOULD GET A NAME."

>Security Cyborg-933 states, "THEY SAID I WOULD GET A NAME."
;-;7

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:30 pm #55085

Harvester (83) hisses, "O bidai nabora se`sma!"
Harvester (83) hisses, "XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL WE NOSCOPES THOSE NOOBS LOL FAGGOTS"
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL WE NOSCOPES THOSE NOOBS LOL FAGGOTS

Skorvold · Post by **Skorvold** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:23 am #55156

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:53 am #55163

Cool beans?

Sum Ting Wong · Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:51 am

Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): hello please explain why you are attacking and jailing people
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): im dont no :S him actac my :S
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): what
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): whait plz
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): i dont understand what you just said
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): i see youve attacked two people, jailed one and attempted to jail the other
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): one of which was the HoS who outranks you and had just arrived, so he couldnt have done anything
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): ok
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): so why did you do it
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): He sloch VÃ¶rg me in the game so I take it back
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): what??
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): hij wouw mijn dood maken
Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): he kill my kite
Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): oh my god

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:57 am #55217

Someone must have been high as a dead kite.

Sum Ting Wong · Sat Jan 03, 2015 4:11 am

Yeah, got it from their wiki. Never fails to make me laugh.

Post by **Vekter** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:18 am #55276

[Common] Anne Arky says, "Captain"
[Common] Anne Arky says, "You're a gay bitch and I hate you"
[Common] Daman Caperton says, "Ok"
[Common] Delaron Ereborn says, "Lol"
[Common] Anne Arky says, "I hope you get cancer"

Attention:
medical teams to the bridge with ointment, the captain is suffering life-threatening burns thanks to Anne

E: FYI http://wiki.ss13.co/Dumb_Pubbies if you've never seen it.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:13 pm #55298

He's speaking either Dutch or Flemish in one of those lines, and manages to make a spelling error even there. Probably someone who was too young to play on the server anyway.

Rumpelstiltskin3 · Sat Jan 03, 2015 2:11 pm

OOC: Earthykiller127: we were about to erp bdsm with the larva

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 6:34 pm #55369

Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:OOC: Earthykiller127: we were about to erp bdsm with the larva

oh shit I forgot to post this

Jim Dandy hisses, "I jus-ss-s-s-st wanted to hug it"
Jim Dandy hisses, "And it ate me"
PHOENIX states, "I assume it thought you very pretty."
PHOENIX states, "It wanted to have you deep inside."
Jim Dandy hisses, "Is-ss-s that how xenomorphs-ss-s s-ss-show attraction?"
Jim Dandy hisses, "Eating people?"
Jim Dandy hisses, "That can't be right"

and then they went on on a 15-minute long discussion about vore fetishes

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 7:25 pm #55383

I am so proud I got quoted.

UNWARRANTED SELF IMPORTANCE IS GO.

fleure · Post by **fleure** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:12 pm #55411

OOC: Burninate: what does telescience do?
OOC: Earthykiller127: nothing
OOC: Ergovisavi: Breaks the game

peoplearestrange · Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:47 pm

^ Both valid answers

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:16 pm #55425

peoplearestrange wrote:^ Both valid answers

Sorry the correct answers were "Produces fun" and "causes the bus to go into fits comprehending such quantities of fun"

danno · Post by **danno** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:06 am #55518

OOC: WeeYakk: >You will never coat Krystal Symer's dark thighs in your pearly white baby batter

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:07 am #55530

HELP:(Derrick Cobb): Need an appropriate conclusion to this situation. Guy kills butterflies, gets locked up in butterfly-filled room by upset crewman - what next?
PM: NikNakflak>(Derrick Cobb): hahahaha
PM:(Derrick Cobb)->NikNakflak: Go on, he's in science.
PM: NikNakflak->(Derrick Cobb): Leland?
PM: NikNakflak->(Derrick Cobb): I can't stop laughing
Cedarbridge : oh god

AnonymousNow · Post by **AnonymousNow** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:12 am #55537

NikNakFlak wrote:(Evil I orchestrated)

Derrick Cobb whispers, "Take up lepidoptery."

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:14 am #55538

danno wrote:OOC: WeeYakk: >You will never coat Krystal Symer's dark thighs in your pearly white baby batter

>BABBY BATTER
fuck
im a big fat gay baby tbh

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 12:40 pm #55577

<fleure> So what is AGPLv3 exactly
<sawu> a gay penis lover v3

peoplearestrange · Sun Jan 04, 2015 2:51 pm

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 7:24 pm #55641

danno wrote:OOC: WeeYakk: >You will never coat Krystal Symer's dark thighs in your pearly white baby batter

Why live?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:02 pm #55657

The name Krystal alone implies otherwise.

Post by **MMMiracles** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:12 pm #55674

DemonFiren wrote:The name Krystal alone implies otherwise.

coming from the lizard Im not sure how to feel about this.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:16 pm #55690

I feel inclined to quote a furry submeme that is absolutely apropos to the situation.

I think better of it.

danno · Post by **danno** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:25 am #55729

Zango Zett says, "I will now roll"
Jane West says, "You've been through too much"
Jane West says, "You have a bond"
Zango Zett says, "To seduce Jane and Lindsay"
Zango Zett has thrown the d20. It lands on 20. Nat 20!
Zango Zett says, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Jane West says, "Oh god"
Jane West says, "I'm"
Jane West says, "So"
Zango Zett says, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Jane West says, "Attracted"
Jane West says, "To you"
Jane West says, "Right now"
Zango Zett says, "YES"
Jane West says, "Take me"
Zango Zett puts the d20 into the bag of dice.
Zango Zett says, "I WILL"
Jane West says, "Take us both"

and that's the story of how Zango started his harem

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 1:02 pm #55872

cedarbridge wrote:
Cuboos wrote:https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/965 ... elcome.wav

Played around a bit, how would this sound for an AI personality?
What exactly is a station poo? An assistant?

Overheard on the "AI Voice Overhaul" thread.

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 7:09 pm #56250

/vg/station earlier today:
Bryce Pax is the captain!