CosmicScientist wrote:Super Aggro Crag wrote:Salty anglo mad that ouiabros teamed up with the colonies to boot him out of America. We'll be here enjoying our statues of liberty while you flick your bean to your glorious contribution in world war 2: running away and abandoning your allies to hide out on your island, leaving all the shit we gave you to motivate you to shoot jerry behins for the krauts to capture and cry until Tojo decided to tick us off enough to finish the job you could not.
>couldn't fight own independence war
>had to have France and Spain on Danish coin to make Britain decide a backwater that doesn't want cheap tea because smugglers don't want to be undercut by an honest day's work, is utterly worthless
>only won wars solo against Spain 2: this time with more civil wars and secessions, because somehow Mexico was worse than Spain, it's like picking on a retarded child
>sold weapons to both sides in WWI & WWII, joined late, didn't provide more effort than the French
>joined in the first time because you were worried about Mexico, being in a civil war, would fight you
>joined in the second time because you forgot how AA worked in a harbour
>invented spray and pray: yank the machine gun left and right whilst praying you don't shoot your own men
>painted WWII recruitment posters as direct copies of British WWI ones
>couldn't invent a turret to penetrate German armour so we had to fix them to your tanks
>couldn't beat armies with one gun to every three men and tractors for tanks to Berlin
>bombed British troops and supplied the Japanese, in the same aerial operation
>nuked the Japanese because lol we've already won but my K/D is too low for joining in late and doing less than the Ruskies
>shot own president over slavery
>had a civil war over slavery
>shot own president over people being black
>still can't get over people being black
>can't beat rice farmers
>can't beat sand people
>can't even beat the Russians
>stereotype is internationally recognised as fat, anti-vax, school shooting, loud, ignorant, stupid, nationalist, racist, unhygienic, drug wastrel, ghetto encouraging, penny pinching, internationally interventionist, selfish and worst of all,
American
Oh and that's really something, your statue of liberty. French made, because you couldn't. Your buildings are made out of asbestos and cardboard, hence why tornadoes fuck them up. Your home made monuments include a few faces, the world's largest croquet hoop, and a small stone pillar. Great work, you really one upped Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, Saint Basil's Cathedral, the Colosseum, the Hagia Sophia, the Sistine Chapel, the leaning tower of Pisa, the Brandenburg Gate, Parthenon. You have to export your shit culture to try and bring others down to your level because you can't crawl out of your own hole.
Your national identity is stolen from better cultures and you never updated it to get with the times, your iconography is stolen from the Romans, your national bird is bald, you have a choice of two people in elections: "The other one's racist" and "The other one's a pussy". You and your nation aren't worthless, Crag, you're a net drain on existence. An embarrassment.