i am angry about bidets again

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:32 am #444896

Bottom post of the previous page:

Grazyn wrote:Ok let me rephrase it in a way you Americans can understand.

Would you eat an ass that you knew was only wiped with TP, even if it looked squeaky clean?

ass eating is a british invention

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:41 am #444898

Grazyn wrote:Would you eat an ass that you knew was only wiped with TP, even if it looked squeaky clean?

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:46 am #444901

Grazyn wrote:Ok let me rephrase it in a way you Americans can understand.

Would you eat an ass that you knew was only wiped with TP, even if it looked squeaky clean?

I think this is less about americans missing the point and more of you missing the point

IkeTG · Post by **IkeTG** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:50 am #444902

what the point is, is that it's not about the shits we take, but the friends we make along the way

Post by **oranges** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:16 am #444906

americans must carry wet wipes around for when they want to eat the ass

teepeepee · Post by **teepeepee** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:03 am #444911

what the fuck is an ass towel???

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:23 am #444913

teepeepee wrote:what the fuck is an ass towel???

Spoiler:

Do you use the same fucking towel for your ass and for the rest of your body???

Lumbermancer · Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:34 am

please stop this thread

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:39 am #444933

Deitus wrote:
Grazyn wrote:Ok let me rephrase it in a way you Americans can understand.

Would you eat an ass that you knew was only wiped with TP, even if it looked squeaky clean?
ass eating is a british invention

Nah, I'm sure it's german what with their whole shit eating fetish.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:53 am #444936

Malkevin wrote:
Deitus wrote:
Grazyn wrote:Ok let me rephrase it in a way you Americans can understand.

Would you eat an ass that you knew was only wiped with TP, even if it looked squeaky clean?
ass eating is a british invention
Nah, I'm sure it's german what with their whole shit eating fetish.

dude I've seen german cooking
and I've seen british cooking
shit itself is a german fetish

but eating shit is more british than this guy here

teepeepee · Post by **teepeepee** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:36 pm #444949

Grazyn wrote:
teepeepee wrote:what the fuck is an ass towel???

Spoiler:
Do you use the same fucking towel for your ass and for the rest of your body???

of course, I use it after I clean it (shower or bidet) so what difference would it make?? lmao ass towels what the fuck hahahaha

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:54 pm #444954

teepeepee wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
teepeepee wrote:what the fuck is an ass towel???

Spoiler:
Do you use the same fucking towel for your ass and for the rest of your body???
of course, I use it after I clean it (shower or bidet) so what difference would it make?? lmao ass towels what the fuck hahahaha

This isn't the point

The point is YOU'RE USING THE SAME FUCKING TOWEL FOR YOUR DUNGHOLE AND YOUR FACE HOLY FUCK

who cares if you've cleaned it, it's your ASS, it's never gonna be completely 100% free of shit bacteria, why would you want to wipe that on your MOUTH

Well I don't remember who asked, here's your answer to the question "why should I care about the state of my ass because it's never gonna come in contact with my food"

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:02 pm #444958

Grazyn wrote: who cares if you've cleaned it, it's your ASS, it's never gonna be completely 100% free of shit bacteria, why would you want to wipe that on your MOUTH

fun fact, there's faeces particles in the beards of most men
unironically because they stroke their beards after wiping but before washing their hands

obscolene · Post by **obscolene** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:57 pm #444966

You needing a separate towel for your ass AFTER you clean it with a bidet proves that your method is not effective in cleaning.

Nabski · Post by **Nabski** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:08 pm #444968

CosmicScientist wrote:Wait isn't a towel just wiping with non-disposable, extra absorbing, extra large toilet paper?

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:11 pm #444969

obscolene wrote:You needing a separate towel for your ass AFTER you clean it with a bidet proves that your method is not effective in cleaning.

I already said more than once that no method will 100% sterilize your ass, why risk it if you can just use an ass towel

Also what I'm trying to get through your thick american skull is that you are already using an inefficient way of cleaning your ass and ON TOP OF THAT you're using the same towel for your face

Post by **MMMiracles** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:22 pm #444970

inferior europoor immune system needs to worry about such things, unlike superior american immune system.

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:29 pm #444972

CosmicScientist wrote:Yeah, otherwise you'd need vaccines, amirite?

high five

Nabski · Post by **Nabski** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:32 pm #444973

Grazyn wrote:
obscolene wrote:You needing a separate towel for your ass AFTER you clean it with a bidet proves that your method is not effective in cleaning.
I already said more than once that no method will 100% sterilize your ass, why risk it if you can just use an ass towel

Also what I'm trying to get through your thick american skull is that you are already using an inefficient way of cleaning your ass and ON TOP OF THAT you're using the same towel for your face

Motorcycles are already unsafe, so there's no real reason to bother wearing a helmet.

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:53 pm #444975

teepeepee wrote:what the fuck is an ass towel???

DAJKJDASFE Dale boludo, la toalla para después de usar el bidet

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:53 pm #444976

Nabski wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
obscolene wrote:You needing a separate towel for your ass AFTER you clean it with a bidet proves that your method is not effective in cleaning.
I already said more than once that no method will 100% sterilize your ass, why risk it if you can just use an ass towel

Also what I'm trying to get through your thick american skull is that you are already using an inefficient way of cleaning your ass and ON TOP OF THAT you're using the same towel for your face
Motorcycles are already unsafe, so there's no real reason to bother wearing a helmet.

I never said you're gonna fall dead instantly for having an improperly cleaned ass but I see your point, and I think I'm finally starting to understand, you americans just like to live dangerously and constantly on the edge with no regards for your life or anyone else's for that matter. After all, why take care of something so mundane like your own personal hygiene when you could die any moment from a mass shooting, terrorist attack, rioters, asbestos in your food, lead in your water, hurricane, trivial disease not covered by your insurance, or just starve to death because you got randomly fired from your job?

Yes, I think I understand.

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:54 pm #444977

la puta madre son incapaces de aceptar que no se lavan bien el orto y usan una toalla a su favor

>why do you use a towel after cleaning yourself up with water?

do you just fucking get out of the shower and expect the water to dry naturally

teepeepee · Post by **teepeepee** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:07 pm #444978

Grazyn wrote:
teepeepee wrote:
Grazyn wrote:
teepeepee wrote:what the fuck is an ass towel???

Spoiler:
Do you use the same fucking towel for your ass and for the rest of your body???
of course, I use it after I clean it (shower or bidet) so what difference would it make?? lmao ass towels what the fuck hahahaha
This isn't the point

The point is YOU'RE USING THE SAME FUCKING TOWEL FOR YOUR DUNGHOLE AND YOUR FACE HOLY FUCK

who cares if you've cleaned it, it's your ASS, it's never gonna be completely 100% free of shit bacteria, why would you want to wipe that on your MOUTH

Well I don't remember who asked, here's your answer to the question "why should I care about the state of my ass because it's never gonna come in contact with my food"

sounds like you gotta learn how to clean tbh, my ass isn't dirty after I CLEAN IT, the towel is just to dry, I'm not using it as a toilet paper substitute lmfao

teepeepee · Post by **teepeepee** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:09 pm #444979

wubli wrote:la puta madre son incapaces de aceptar que no se lavan bien el orto y usan una toalla a su favor

>why do you use a towel after cleaning yourself up with water?

do you just fucking get out of the shower and expect the water to dry naturally

a veces me quedo boludeando con el celular por media hora después de ducharme y ya estoy seco uwu

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:33 pm #444982

Grazyn wrote: Would you eat an ass that you knew was only wiped with TP, even if it looked squeaky clean?

Still waiting for an answer to this question

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:34 pm #444983

I don't understand people who reuse towels instead of using a fresh one each shower

SaveVatznick · Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:38 pm

Grazyn wrote:
Grazyn wrote: Would you eat an ass that you knew was only wiped with TP, even if it looked squeaky clean?
Still waiting for an answer to this question

why would you eat an ass it's an asshole it's gross.

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:40 pm #444988

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:41 pm #444989

SaveVatznick wrote:why would you eat an ass it's an asshole it's gross.

Nabski · Post by **Nabski** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:41 pm #444990

wubli wrote:la puta madre son incapaces de aceptar que no se lavan bien el orto y usan una toalla a su favor

>why do you use a towel after cleaning yourself up with water?

do you just fucking get out of the shower and expect the water to dry naturally

Yes. I just dry my hair, spend a minute or two brushing my teeth/doing whatever wandering around naked until I've dripped off enough to put on clothing. I'll do my upper body if I'm in more of a hurry but never below my chest.

I have three towels. Hair Towel, Body Towel, Dog Towel. As they get dirtier and more used they go from hair to body to dog.

Post by **MMMiracles** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:42 pm #444991

maybe if you actually cleaned your ass while in the shower instead of relying on a spritz of water from your toilet you wouldn't need to worry as much tbh

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:48 pm #444994

i think the point is you don't take a shower every time you go to the toilet

Post by **MMMiracles** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:50 pm #444995

why are you wiping your ass with a towel after using the toilet

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:52 pm #444996

because it's wet after cleaning yourself with the bidet, just like you're wet after a shower

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:54 pm #444997

wubli wrote:i think the point is you don't take a shower every time you go to the toilet

No, you see, american bodies are such a marvel of biological engineering that they only take perfectly timed dumps right before their daily showers. In the extremely rare case something malfunctions and they have to shit away from home, they only use toilet paper because wet wipes are bad for the environment. And we all know how deeply americans care for the environment.

DrPillzRedux · Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:57 pm

just like anyones wet when they see qbopper the panty dropper

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:03 pm #445001

I poop one time every day at about six(am) o clock sharp

Sometimes disaster strikes and I poop at 5:30 am

I shower right after

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:11 pm #445006

Lazengann wrote:I poop one time every day at about six(am) o clock sharp

Sometimes disaster strikes and I poop at 5:30 am

I shower right after

Captain America right here everyone

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:17 pm #445008

Coffee makes me poop so that's the trick

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:29 pm #445009

ay no hay que llorar
que la vida es un carnaval
y es más bello vivir cantando
oooh ay no hay que llorar
que la vida es un carnaval
y las penas se van cantando

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:50 pm #445012

man get's increasingly assblasted and rants incoherently in a hut thread about cleaning your tushie and links most people in the world not doing it the proper way on the americans (FREEDOM USA YEAH) because most people in the world don't own the same luxury as him

obscolene · Post by **obscolene** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:22 pm #445019

>grazyn asks if you would eat an ass if it was only wiped with TP (implying it would be okay if you used a bidet + ass towel)
>later states that NO METHOD is 100% effective
>literally admitting to eating shit

iksyp · Post by **iksyp** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:34 pm #445022

obscolene wrote:>eating ass

ftfy fellow redditor

CreationPro · Post by **CreationPro** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:11 pm #445028

tbqh eating ass is disgusting it's really unsanitary

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:14 pm #445030

obscolene wrote:>grazyn asks if you would eat an ass if it was only wiped with TP (implying it would be okay if you used a bidet + ass towel)
>later states that NO METHOD is 100% effective
>literally admitting to eating shit

You didn't answer my question

Would you eat it?

wubli · Post by **wubli** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:44 pm #445056

bold of you to think any of us has any chances of having intercourse

Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:47 pm

I really need to exorcise this thread.

Post by **oranges** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:47 pm #445070

wubli wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:why would you eat an ass it's an asshole it's gross.

Post by **oranges** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:53 pm #445072

Local americans, defeated by grazyn's obvious logical arguments retreat to their shit mountains to shout freedom while letting fox news tell them what to think

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:44 pm

Local orange doubleposts like a gosh damned idiot

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 3:17 am #445167

Water contains fluorine and I don't want my asshole calcifying shut