/tg/station CM (preempting a new subforum)

[factoryman942]

make it planetstation

[DemonFiren]

>xcom
but I don't wanna ply viper

[Davidchan]

The fact that nobody is making this Clown War with each round the opfor being randomly drawn from Xenos, Lizards, Catgirls, Mimes or Cultist is supremely disappointing.

Clowns land on a planet, find a cave just full of fucking monkeys and dead, husked humans. Suddenly a monkey grows an arm blade and flees into the crowd, queue 45 minute struggle of clowns trying to find away to track down and kill the ling(s)

[DemonFiren]

>catgirls
no

[Davidchan]

>catgirls
no

Literally an entire round of valids on anything with a tail.

[DemonFiren]

no

[Alex Crimson]

Replace Marines with Imperial Guard. Xenos with Orks. Much more fun.

[Lumbermancer]

Then it's just shoot shoot bang bang. It has to be asymmetrical.

[Alex Crimson]

Then it's just shoot shoot bang bang. It has to be asymmetrical.

Why? Regardless, Orks also like to chop up da humies. Id say /tg/ is more capable of making a decent WH40k version of CM vs those terrible "total conversion" servers that occasionally come out.

[DemonFiren]

>xcom
but I don't wanna ply viper

Do you want to be overburdened with eggs, play stun combat or play stun combat frost edition?

no

Spoiler:

though viper king was p sexy tbh