ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

[PKPenguin321]

Bottom post of the previous page:

if you are connected to the servers, the wiki blocks you from viewing it
instead, to access a wiki page, you must order it as a book from the librarian

[DemonFiren]

tor for telecrystals when?

[kevinz000]

Giving golems BoHs.

[Davidchan]

Change Sling ascended form into being an actual shadow that jumps from thrall to thrall, losing their physical form almost entirely. All their powers now revolve around the shadow swallowing up people, lashing out like a holoparasite at short range or other Darkness related shit. If the thrall dies, Sling can hop to another thrall that isn't occupied by a fellow sling. Entire sling mode revolves around buffing thralls till ascension can happen and draw the station into the shadowrealm.

[DemonFiren]

as long as you get a high-level power that lets you just barely survive without a thrall in pitch fucking blackness this actually sounds kinda neat

[Alexch2]

being a lizard should deal brain damage every second up to a maximum of 180 so it doesn't just kill people
does not affect ash walkers or antags

[DemonFiren]

here's your (You)

[Screemonster]

as long as you get a high-level power that lets you just barely survive without a thrall in pitch fucking blackness this actually sounds kinda neat

someone goes into an almost completely dark area, then their PDA light starts flickering. They swear they just felt something brush past them, then suddenly they feel a rough hand grip their ankles and tug, their screams sharply cut off as they simply vanish into their own fucking shadow.

Fund it.

[Doctor Pork]

cursed stomach: lets you use your own stomach as storage equivalent to a dufflebag but you have to click a button for it constantly or you puke and all your stuff goes flying everywhere

[Davidchan]

Variable clown and assistant spawns. Clown gets a 1 in 10 chance to spawn in a brig cell with a timer running, 1 in 100 chance to start in perma, and of the remaining chances he has 50/50 of being a regular clown and the rest divided up being some form of Clown-Departmental job hybrid with appropriate access and comms. One round the clown is auto assigned as surgeon with honk related tools, another round he's a security honkficer with a loyalty implant honking them valids.

Late join assistants just spawn in the perma brig.

[barbedwireqtip]

replace nuke sound with earrape despacito

[iksyp]

virtual reality is actually just the station except everyone has all access and opening doors in VR opens them in the real world

[somerandomguy]

virtual reality is actually just the station except everyone has all access and opening doors in VR opens them in the real world

Virtual reality is actually actually the station and everyone spawns with AA in arrivals

[JStheguy]

Remove cat girls.
Replace with squid girls.

[BeeSting12]

VR porn

[huehuehue]

vr mini station
complete with all the disasters that can happen on the ordinary station

[oranges]

Remove cat girls.
Replace with squid girls.

wrong thread

[somerandomguy]

Solution to all drone policy confusion: make all drones free

[Davidchan]

Replace MMIs and Posibrains with hamster wheels. To make new borgs Robotics must capture a mouse from main, bring it back to their lab and do surgery to install a computer chip or something into their brain to make them sentient. When ever a borg is destroyed the hatch opens up and the player then can run away as the mouse, though unable to use their radio.

[Doctor Pork]

Replace MMIs and Posibrains with hamster wheels. To make new borgs Robotics must capture a mouse from main, bring it back to their lab and do surgery to install a computer chip or something into their brain to make them sentient. When ever a borg is destroyed the hatch opens up and the player then can run away as the mouse, though unable to use their radio.

That sounds hilarious tbh.

[DemonFiren]

that would open up the whole ugly can of worms of mouse configuration, connectivity and sensitivity problems

[RobustAndRun]

Spraying water on anyone with cat ears/a tail makes them flip out and drop anything they're holding

[JStheguy]

If a shuttle has no engines it can't move, so you can sabotage the escape shuttle by blowing off the engines, thus ensuring the round may never end.

[Screemonster]

If a shuttle has no engines it can't move, so you can sabotage the escape shuttle by blowing off the engines, thus ensuring the round may never end.

this but make it specifically escape pods that will spiral off into the fucking void if someone sabotages the engines before they launch

[Davidchan]

Make an unupgraded cloner randomly grab a ghost to put into fresh clones regardless of original ckey. You retain the original's notes but are free to play as you want. Pre-scans have a small percentage per minute to just autoclone a new person even if the original is still alive, and emagging the cloner control panel will continue creating new clones as long as ghosts are in dsay to control them.

[BokehSynapsid]

new instrument: ocarina of mime
you try and play it but no sound comes out

[ComradeNecron]

new antag: quack the ripper

he's a duck

he rips people's lung's out

that's it

[GarlicBread]

Make sparks cause a temperature increase and make everything use this effect

[Screemonster]

Add a virus symptom called "protagonist syndrome" that gives you an obnoxious compass on your hud that points at a progressive series of randomly chosen objectives that you have to pick up, hug, or fight and it constantly bothers you by restating your objective in front of your screen every few minutes regardless of whether you actually want to do it or not

it does NOT confer antag status

[DemonFiren]

but does it confer protag status?

[Screemonster]

good point

any antag that catches it becomes a protagonist and thus ceases to be an antag

[Davidchan]

If the nuke disk gets inserted into a borg, that borg becomes a walking nuke and if destroyed blows up the entire station with it.

[DemonFiren]

if destroyed it only causes a massive radiation pulse
now blown via console, that's a different story

[Davidchan]

Admin Triggerd 'After Hours' Roundtype, disables all standard roles and randomly assigns on joining. Aka Reverse Nuke ops.

A random Antag type is selected to control the station, be it Revolution, Gang, Cult, Blob or Xenos, placing anywhere from half to two-thirds of round start players as a member of that faction with a random job. 1-5 players are given a 'survivor' role and spawn somewhere randomly on the station with a weapon, set of tools and random assortment of gear that could have been looted. All remaining players spawn at CC as ERT, Deathsquad or other heavy response unit. CC players must assault the station and retake control, killing the antag players or nuking the station entirely. If all assaulters die, admins can opt to send another wave or declare defender victory, alternatively if station defenders can get to CC and nuke it or otherwise take over they win.

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Add Gateway-lite missions to VR, allowing co-op shooter action, and make them resetable or automatically reset if all players in the VR area die. Or just add a VR master controller that can spawn in additional NPC characters for players to fight and give one player a GM/Psuedo AI role in the VR.

[huehuehue]

whenever you are struck in the head there's a 10-15% chance you'll get amnesia and forget everything said and done in the past 2-4 minutes

[NanookoftheNorth]

Bluespace dimension

It's like regular space, but blue. Using uncalibrated bluespace items (tomatoes, handtele random etc.) has a 0.5% chance of teleporting you into bluespace. Bluespace is a dimension identical to ours, but blue. Teleporting into this dimension you are in the same location as you left our dimension. You can walk through walls, talk to the dead, and interact with bluespace objects. You die if you touch the SM or Singularity. Basically it's like being a ghost, but blue. There is a 0.5% chance of escaping bluespace when any bluespace objects are used.

[Screemonster]

teleportitis virus symptom that just makes the victim randomly teleport a short distance every so often as if struck while wearing reactive teleport armour

edit: well shit I just looked up the wiki and it's been a while since I saw wizarditis

[Davidchan]

Force a .5 second delay on all lizard actions, as their under evolved brains take longer to process and react. This also applies to lizard brains in MMI/AI/Borgs. To counter, they can not get brain damage, because once you're that stupid hitting you would probably make you smarter.

[ComradeNecron]

using 100u of beepsky smash, a welder, two normal secbots, and beepsky himself you should be able to create THE LAW

[huehuehue]

you can't see what's not in front of you

[iksyp]

when an admin bans someone, they lose access to their admin tools for the length of the ban

[somerandomguy]

when an admin bans someone, they lose access to their admin tools for the length of the ban

BREAKING NEWS: RSHOE SINGLEHANDEDLY REMOVES ADMIN TEAM

[Ayy Lemoh]

when an admin bans someone, they lose access to their admin tools for the length of the ban

BREAKING NEWS: RSHOE SINGLEHANDEDLY REMOVES ADMIN TEAM

who is gonna admin the admins, though

[iksyp]

when an admin bans someone, they lose access to their admin tools for the length of the ban

BREAKING NEWS: RSHOE SINGLEHANDEDLY REMOVES ADMIN TEAM

who is gonna admin the admins, though

it's a scheme to get more admins

[PKPenguin321]

when an admin bans someone, they lose access to their admin tools for the length of the ban

BREAKING NEWS: RSHOE SINGLEHANDEDLY REMOVES ADMIN TEAM

who is gonna admin the admins, though

it's a scheme to get more admins

if everybody's an admin, nobody is

[Shadowflame909]

this is the benefit of sandbox being in rotation. we can ahelp each other

[Davidchan]

If you get the killing blow on a tator and take their PDA and/or their most expensive TC item, you get their objectives and token. If you were the kill target, you just have to ensure they can't get cloned.

[Davidchan]

Bluespace Fire extinguishers.

[Arcanecarrot]

Allow people with the pacifism trait to attack clowns.

[huehuehue]

when becoming the mini ash drake using that one item i can't be bothered to remember there's a 5% chance you'll be ghosted as the mini ash drake goes feral

[Screemonster]

people with no legs can be put in your backpack. They retain the ability to act normally with their hands.