ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:21 am #37774

Bottom post of the previous page:

get pap to re add mining pills to the vendor machine so I can buy something useful again, make them like 500-2000 points don't bitch out and add these shitty medipens that blow. I like to be able to run across the asteroid dragging my crate in 2 minutes not half an hour jesus.

ExplosiveCrate · Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:02 pm

Wrong thread

FredNodoor · Post by **FredNodoor** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:20 pm #37823

Saegrimr wrote:
Cipher3 wrote:Make it so that if five drones stand in a cross they transform into a modified Marauder named 'Decepticon' that is player-controlled with auto antag status.
Except control is shared between all 5 players, one moves, one in charge of clicking thing, one chooses modules for the clicker to use, one has voice control, and the last one is the only one who can see so he has to direct the others where to go.

VOLTRON
GOOOOOOO!

THat sounds chaotic

JDemms · Post by **JDemms** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:16 pm #38306

A cargo mech.

We have a RIPLEY mining/basic mech, but I was thinking we could have an actual Power Loading Unit for Cargo, something to make it easier for short-staffed cargo. My idea was just a mech with a 'crate loader', where it can just carry four or five crates in a backpack like thing.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Thu Oct 23, 2014 6:56 pm #38316

Crate loaders are already a thing, I thought. I'm not sure how many crates a ripley can hold but what else are you gonna do with that hydraulic arm?

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Fri Oct 24, 2014 9:07 am #38411

Saegrimr wrote:Crate loaders are already a thing, I thought. I'm not sure how many crates a ripley can hold but what else are you gonna do with that hydraulic arm?

I'm pretty sure it's just one.

But could you imagine how great this would be on metastation where maint is just FULL of crates? Think of the mad points!

FredNodoor · Post by **FredNodoor** » Fri Oct 24, 2014 1:00 pm #38428

Rockem Sockem Robots

Its a mech and when there virtual HP (not there real HP)(aka Help Intent with Duel mode on) gets to 0, there head pops off and ejects the loser.

However when set to harm they are quite strong but run out of power quickly

Miles · Post by **Miles** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 1:41 pm #38620

Cyborgs can have hats placed on them by humans

Wizardjenkins66 · Sat Oct 25, 2014 3:10 pm

Miles wrote:Cyborgs can have hats placed on them by humans

Wrong thread.

ExplosiveCrate · Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:35 pm

Mining is too easy. Remove kinetic accelerators from the starting voucher options for miners and make them irradiate the user for every shot.

What, can't handle mining without MUH GUNS? You should be glad that accelerators still exist, I can't fucking believe how entitled miners are especially when WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ACCELERATORS SEVERAL MONTHS AGO.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:44 pm #38677

ExplosiveCrate wrote:Mining is too easy. Remove kinetic accelerators from the starting voucher options for miners and make them irradiate the user for every shot.

What, can't handle mining without MUH GUNS? You should be glad that accelerators still exist, I can't fucking believe how entitled miners are especially when WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ACCELERATORS SEVERAL MONTHS AGO.

I see what you're doing. And I like it.

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:25 pm #38929

All female characters spawn with pepperspray.

Rolan7 · Post by **Rolan7** » Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:26 am #38961

Haha, I'd love to see that.
(in a theoretical situation where everyone didn't become a woman suddenly)
(Wait that still sounds amusing)

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:45 am #39207

You should be able to weld pAIs onto simple bots like medibots and floor cleaners. They won't have control, but they'll be able to stick to the bot and shout encouraging/demeaning words at people they pass by.

Post by **Jacquerel** » Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:40 pm #39230

Medbay Segways with flashing ambulance lights for use by aspiring paramedics

Arete · Post by **Arete** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:04 am #39319

One day every year, there's a special round that runs 24 hours. During this round, no rules are enforced, but if your character dies, then you're permabanned from the server.

deathhoof · Post by **deathhoof** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 3:36 am #39334

FredNodoor wrote:
Saegrimr wrote:
Cipher3 wrote:Make it so that if five drones stand in a cross they transform into a modified Marauder named 'Decepticon' that is player-controlled with auto antag status.
Except control is shared between all 5 players, one moves, one in charge of clicking thing, one chooses modules for the clicker to use, one has voice control, and the last one is the only one who can see so he has to direct the others where to go.

VOLTRON
GOOOOOOO!
THat sounds chaotic

I actually like this idea a lot. And its an excellant downside to having 5 drones repair the station. Those damned rascalls do need a nerf.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 4:29 am #39341

Arete wrote:One day every year, there's a special round that runs 24 hours. During this round, no rules are enforced, but if your character dies, then you're permabanned from the server.

>everyone tries to kill people they dont like

kosmos · Post by **kosmos** » Fri Oct 31, 2014 11:14 am #39710

Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.

Screemonster · Post by **Screemonster** » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:20 pm #39779

kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.

Wrong thread

RG4 · Post by **RG4** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 5:04 am #39900

kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.

This is an honest to God amazing idea.

Zortn · Post by **Zortn** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 6:28 am #39907

Emagging the emergency shuttle then emagging it again before its 10 second count-down is up initiates Ludicrous Speed. When activated, the shuttle arrives at CentCom in 3 seconds, but gibbs everyone on the shuttle that wasn't buckled in.

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:53 am #39915

Zortn wrote:Emagging the emergency shuttle then emagging it again before its 10 second count-down is up initiates Ludicrous Speed. When activated, the shuttle arrives at CentCom in 3 seconds, but gibbs everyone on the shuttle that wasn't buckled in.

Or adding high speed available to heads as well that halves the time to CenComm, but pushes everyone and everything not buckled up towards the back of the shuttle.

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:18 pm #39949

kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.

Sand as a reagent so you can make smoke sand grenades to pocket sand large groups of people at once.

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:53 pm #39977

Ames wrote:How about a gamemode where the roboticist and rd and the ai have to collude to turn everyone into borgs. That would be shitty and funny.

it's called malf

Cipher3 · Post by **Cipher3** » Sat Nov 01, 2014 5:06 pm #39989

WeeYakk wrote:
kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.
Sand as a reagent so you can make smoke sand grenades to pocket sand large groups of people at once.

This is going places.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Sun Nov 02, 2014 6:10 am #40152

Miauw wrote:
Ames wrote:How about a gamemode where the roboticist and rd and the ai have to collude to turn everyone into borgs. That would be shitty and funny.
it's called malf

except humans helping the malf would get them banned

Sven12 · Post by **Sven12** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:14 am #41065

So I figured it'd be fun to add guns to the rage releasing murder fest that is round end. What do you think?

Incomptinence · Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:46 am

The blood must flow.

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:47 am #41079

I disagree, it removes the idea of "preparing" yourself for the shuttle to arrive at CentCom in order to get revenge against that guy who's been annoying you the entire round.

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:18 am #41098

git gud

Screemonster · Wed Nov 05, 2014 12:11 pm

traitor-roboticist "animatronic anthrpomorphic"

like beepsky, only instead of beating criminals with a stun baton and placing cuffs on them, it stabs non-syndie crewmembers repeatedly in the eyes with a screwdriver and stuffs their bleeding corpse into a teddybear suit.

deathhoof · Post by **deathhoof** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 12:33 pm #41108

I take pride in breaking into execution room to load my rapid syringe gun with lethals in preperation for round end. So nah. Summon guns would ruin the fun for me.

specyalic · Post by **specyalic** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 2:41 pm #41130

people opening that giant teddy bear suit should release fresh gibs

Post by **MisterPerson** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:59 pm #41189

Note: I merged the topic "Automatically Summon Guns at Round End" into this one.

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:22 pm #41240

We should try to make admins accountable for the things they do and the feelings they hurt.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:21 am #41309

Raven776 wrote:We should try to make admins accountable for the things they do and the feelings they hurt.

glwt lol

Post by **MisterPerson** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 3:58 am #41356

Violaceus wrote:My god, opinions, opinions everywhere...

It is my OPINION that it belonged here.

It is a FACT I know that.

It is a FACT it won't be implemented.

It is an OPINION that thus it shouldn't have a thread so we can keep the ideas board full of implementable approved ideas and free of unimplementable rejected ones.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:24 am #41360

what is the point of sperging out on organizing the board when most of the time ideas are never implemented anyway

Post by **MisterPerson** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:04 am #41365

miggles wrote:what is the point of sperging out on organizing the board when most of the time ideas are never implemented anyway

The fact ideas was getting clogged up with shitty ideas probably had something to do with it.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:17 am #41368

opinions

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:45 am #41406

miggles wrote:
Raven776 wrote:We should try to make admins accountable for the things they do and the feelings they hurt.
glwt lol

I'm in the right thread, you and the other guys aren't.

specyalic · Post by **specyalic** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:01 am #41422

Add a small cube which can expand into a inflatable life raft + oar. you can board the life raft to protect you from the vacuum of space, while you use the oar to propel yourself using only outdoorsman skills. eating the cube will cause it to expand inside you, gibbing you instantly.

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 4:43 pm #41476

Make "19:41 <%MrPerson> Let me put it this way. If someone is fat, yeah they shouldn't have people laughing at them on the streets or whatever" display in chat along with a picture of MrPerson crying and sad violin music play every time someone uses the word fat ingame.

Cheridan · Post by **Cheridan** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:22 pm #41500

kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.

Your face when I tell you that pocket sand is already a thing

Perakp · Post by **Perakp** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:46 pm #41518

Cheridan wrote:
kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.
Your face when I tell you that pocket sand is already a thing

Pretty sure it isn't a thing, since #1554, #1895 and #1901 all got closed.

Cheridan · Post by **Cheridan** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:53 pm #41526

Perakp wrote:
Cheridan wrote:
kosmos wrote:Sand from the asteroid should be able to be used as POCKET SAND! Instastun anyone/anything within 3 tiles.
Your face when I tell you that pocket sand is already a thing
Pretty sure it isn't a thing, since #1554, #1895 and #1901 all got closed.

Oh, I guess that never got in. Yeah, Kaze kept trying to use it as leverage to nerf screwdrivers.

Thu Nov 06, 2014 10:37 pm

Jacough wrote:Make "19:41 <%MrPerson> Let me put it this way. If someone is fat, yeah they shouldn't have people laughing at them on the streets or whatever" display in chat along with a picture of MrPerson crying and sad violin music play every time someone uses the word fat ingame.

Joke's on you, there are no pictures of me online.

Wait fuck

TheWulfe · Post by **TheWulfe** » Fri Nov 07, 2014 2:21 pm #41780

Due to the influx of newbie Nuke Ops not understanding basic cardinal directions and somehow getting themselves deepspaced within 5 seconds of leaving the shuttle...

I believe Nuke Ops should get a tactical hold-a-ring so that an experienced Nuke Op can tether around their directionally impaired teammates.

Here's some concept art for potential coders:

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Fri Nov 07, 2014 3:23 pm #41789

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

EDIT: oh god this is shitty suggestions, I thought this was a legitimate suggestion and I really considered it for a minute

Random Players · Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:08 pm

The sad thing is... it might actually be a good thing to add.