my thoughts on pineapple on pizza:

what's your favorite store
i like papa john's but i know all of you are gonna be like "nah that's over-greased shit i eat at this superior family restaurant"
and i will tell you to go back to starbucks you fucking hipster
i pretty much never eat cheese anymore, always at least pepperoni or sausage
i don't like veggies on pizza, that's weird
my uncle puts peanut butter cups on his pizza like a freak
favorite sauce? i like garlic or normal pizza tomato sauce
who else eats the crust first? its good, but you know, save the best for last and all and the actual pizza part is definitely the best