okay sir/madam/preferred pronoun, how would you like your mock meat done?

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 3:06 pm #405449

Bottom post of the previous page:

I went out for a late breakfast on the weekend and got french toast instead of a burger because of this thread

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 3:13 pm #405450

french toast has egg on it lol

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 3:29 pm #405457

Hahaha shit I've never made it

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:36 pm #405497

i actually laughed at that lmfao

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:38 pm #405499

Also milk

The Clowns Pocket · Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:40 pm

hitler was a vegetarian

as such true master racers are vegetarians

checkmate

SpaceInaba · Post by **SpaceInaba** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:40 pm #405501

hitler killed himself

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:32 pm #405513

just had turkey cheese sandwhich with an oatmeal creme pie

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:33 pm #405534

im eating [local brand] potato chips theyre hella tasty

for lunch i had a bottle of strawberry kefir

for breakfast i had vanilla almond granola it was p good i was gonna pour the kefir over it to make like a yogurt cereal but i didnt feel like using it

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:26 pm #405543

Kor wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:lol just my way of life bro back off live and let live
Your way of life is causing direct harm sorry

Rogue AI get the ion

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:55 pm #405546

Why is this thread still going

The Clowns Pocket · Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:10 pm

Qbmax32 wrote:Why is this thread still going

because nigger nigger niggers

ShadowDimentio · Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:16 pm

Doctor Pork wrote:Don't worry shadow I'll send you some of my honey.

Also one of my friends was like "Why don't you make mead?" so I think after I get set up I'll try my hand at that too!

Yiss

ShadowDimentio · Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:17 pm

Qbopper wrote:who tf was like "YO THAT COW IS LEAKING SHIT FROM ITS BOTTOM LETS DRINK THAT"

The same people who thought "hey instead of chasing food all day with spears lets capture them and make them fuck so we can eat them"

The Clowns Pocket · Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:56 pm

I once took a shit

it looked like this thred

Stickymayhem · Tue May 01, 2018 2:10 pm

ShadowDimentio wrote:
Qbopper wrote:who tf was like "YO THAT COW IS LEAKING SHIT FROM ITS BOTTOM LETS DRINK THAT"
The same people who thought "hey instead of chasing food all day with spears lets capture them and make them fuck so we can eat them"

To be fair that's a pretty out of the box idea

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Tue May 01, 2018 2:14 pm #405733

The Clowns Pocket wrote:I once took a shit

it looked like this thred

For once, TCP is right

Stickymayhem · Tue May 01, 2018 2:16 pm

Qbmax32 wrote:
The Clowns Pocket wrote:I once took a shit

it looked like this thred

For once, TCP is right

When you shitpost a hundred times one of them is gonna be good by pure coincidence

The Clowns Pocket · Tue May 01, 2018 2:17 pm

hitler was a vegetarian

as such we should all be pure like him

Stickymayhem · Tue May 01, 2018 2:19 pm

The Clowns Pocket wrote:hitler was a vegetarian

as such we should all be pure like him

I had a shitpost reply to this but forgot to post it and can't be bothered to repost it

It was basically a virgin v chad thing with vegetarians and vegans

veggies are irrational and dont understand the systemic problems with animal agriculture and vegans are rational and amazing and handsome was the gist of it basically

So yeah killing millions of jews sounds like the kind of logical inconsistency vegetarians live with daily :^)

EDIT: In anticipation of people strawmanning me, I'd like to say yes, I am comparing all Hitlers to vegetarians.

The Clowns Pocket · Tue May 01, 2018 2:21 pm

Stickymayhem wrote:
The Clowns Pocket wrote:hitler was a vegetarian

as such we should all be pure like him
I had a shitpost reply to this but forgot to post it and can't be bothered to repost it

It was basically a virgin v chad thing with vegetarians and vegans

veggies are irrational and dont understand the systemic problems with animal agriculture and vegans are rational and amazing and handsome was the gist of it basically

So yeah killing millions of jews sounds like the kind of logical inconsistency vegetarians live with daily :^)

EDIT: In anticipation of people strawmanning me, I'd like to say yes, I am comparing all Hitlers to vegetarians.

jews and niggers arnt people and hitler was a god

Stickymayhem · Tue May 01, 2018 2:24 pm

what are they then? animals?

also hitler wasnt a god he only had one infinity stone

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Tue May 01, 2018 2:40 pm #405745

Animal agriculture can be done right, SIR, not everyone uses the fucked up monstrosity breeds

ohnopigeons · Post by **ohnopigeons** » Tue May 01, 2018 3:17 pm #405746

It's another vegans shitting on vegetarians episode.

Stickymayhem · Tue May 01, 2018 3:21 pm

Lazengann wrote:Animal agriculture can be done right, SIR, not everyone uses the fucked up monstrosity breeds

Cows, chickens and pigs as we know them are the monstrosity breeds lol.

ohnopigeons wrote:It's another vegans shitting on vegetarians episode.

>Hate veal
>Support veal with milk

>Hate dead chickens
>Support dead chickens with eggs

I respect that vegetarians believe they are making a change and genuinely want to try to help, but they're not super logically consistent

ohnopigeons · Post by **ohnopigeons** » Tue May 01, 2018 3:34 pm #405749

Stickymayhem wrote:>Hate veal
>Support veal with milk

>Hate dead chickens
>Support dead chickens with eggs

I respect that vegetarians believe they are making a change and genuinely want to try to help, but they're not super logically consistent

Or maybe they're not overly reductionist and don't subscribe to Kantian "consequences are irrelevant" ethics

ShadowDimentio · Tue May 01, 2018 3:37 pm

Neither are you lmaooo

Any moral ground you might have had with the animals suffering thing evaporates when you go on to try and force everyone to conform to your rabid ideology. Fuck off I'm not giving up shit.

Stickymayhem · Tue May 01, 2018 3:58 pm

ohnopigeons wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:>Hate veal
>Support veal with milk

>Hate dead chickens
>Support dead chickens with eggs

I respect that vegetarians believe they are making a change and genuinely want to try to help, but they're not super logically consistent
Or maybe they're not overly reductionist and don't subscribe to Kantian "consequences are irrelevant" ethics

With any logical consideration your statement is literally opposite of correct.

>Vegetarians act irrationally without understanding the consequences of their behaviour
>Somehow they don't subscribe to "consequences are irrelevant" ethics

I'm a consequentialist. The consequences of a vegan diet are far less damaging than a vegetarian one. Basic research into the manufacture of eggs or dairy supports this. Some would argue dairy and egg production is even more cruel, as the animals are exploited and exhausted throughout their lifetime instead of being fed up for one day of slaughter.

Stickymayhem · Tue May 01, 2018 3:59 pm

ShadowDimentio wrote:Neither are you lmaooo

Any moral ground you might have had with the animals suffering thing evaporates when you go on to try and force everyone to conform to your rabid ideology. Fuck off I'm not giving up shit.

>I think murder is wrong
>Ok cool

>I think other people shouldn't murder people because it's wrong
>REEEE YOU HIGH HORSE FUCKING RABID IDEALOGIST FUCK OFF I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE

ohnopigeons · Post by **ohnopigeons** » Tue May 01, 2018 4:02 pm #405764

All labor is exploitation, human or animal. Conditions can be deplorable but that doesn't mean "Oh let's shut down all factories forever".

somerandomguy · Tue May 01, 2018 4:04 pm

Stickymayhem wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:Neither are you lmaooo

Any moral ground you might have had with the animals suffering thing evaporates when you go on to try and force everyone to conform to your rabid ideology. Fuck off I'm not giving up shit.
>I think murder is wrong
>Ok cool

>I think other people shouldn't murder people because it's wrong
>REEEE YOU HIGH HORSE FUCKING RABID IDEALOGIST FUCK OFF I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE

Murder has a fundamentally more visible effect than killing animals, plus murder has no beneficial effects.

Also if you make this thread and support anything less than full AI rights (see other thread) then you're a massive hypocrite.

SpaceInaba · Post by **SpaceInaba** » Tue May 01, 2018 5:14 pm #405905

armhulen's childish antics will not kill this thread

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue May 01, 2018 5:15 pm #405907

SpaceInaba wrote:armhulen's childish antics will not kill this thread

Explain?

somerandomguy · Tue May 01, 2018 5:16 pm

Armhulen wrote:
SpaceInaba wrote:armhulen's childish antics will not kill this thread
Explain?

T H R E A D F L O O D

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue May 01, 2018 5:17 pm #405910

somerandomguy wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
SpaceInaba wrote:armhulen's childish antics will not kill this thread
Explain?
T H R E A D F L O O D

The term is called Mindflood

Tue May 01, 2018 5:21 pm

I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Stickymayhem · Tue May 01, 2018 6:04 pm

somerandomguy wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:Neither are you lmaooo

Any moral ground you might have had with the animals suffering thing evaporates when you go on to try and force everyone to conform to your rabid ideology. Fuck off I'm not giving up shit.
>I think murder is wrong
>Ok cool

>I think other people shouldn't murder people because it's wrong
>REEEE YOU HIGH HORSE FUCKING RABID IDEALOGIST FUCK OFF I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE
Murder has a fundamentally more visible effect than killing animals, plus murder has no beneficial effects.

Also if you make this thread and support anything less than full AI rights (see other thread) then you're a massive hypocrite.

The benefit of murder to a serial killer is physical pleasure

The benefit of killing animals to a meat eater is physical pleasure

!?

I think if an AI can suffer it should be treated with ethical consideration, but practically, an intelligent AI is capable of wiping out humanity, whereas a cow is not. We do need to protect life from AI as much as we protect the AI from inhumane treatment.

Tue May 01, 2018 6:06 pm

Stickymayhem wrote:
somerandomguy wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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Rustledjimm · Post by **Rustledjimm** » Tue May 01, 2018 6:07 pm #405957

CitrusGender wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
somerandomguy wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
>I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
>I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

>I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
>I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Post by **Togopal** » Tue May 01, 2018 6:08 pm #405958

Rustledjimm wrote:
CitrusGender wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
somerandomguy wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
>I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
>I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

>I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
>I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

I am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

SpaceInaba · Post by **SpaceInaba** » Tue May 01, 2018 6:09 pm #405959

I am your pots and pans. I have a long handle and I cook food w/ my water. if you dont repost this comment on 15 other pages i will fly into your heron tonight and make a mess of his fish and water

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Tue May 01, 2018 6:44 pm #405968

Three posts to 800 replies

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Tue May 01, 2018 6:45 pm #405969

Two posts to 800 replies

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Tue May 01, 2018 6:45 pm #405970

ur maths all fucked up fam

Tue May 01, 2018 6:53 pm

existence_success · Tue May 01, 2018 8:27 pm

okay wrap it up folks lets go home

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue May 01, 2018 8:31 pm #406016

HOW IS THIS THREAD STILL GOING WITH THIS MANY REPLIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

PUT IT IN THE RESERVES ALREADY

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Tue May 01, 2018 8:32 pm #406017

Murder is OK sometimes. If a dad murders a man who molested his daughter I'm not going to get upset.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 01, 2018 8:37 pm #406021

it's understandable but still morally wrong

The Clowns Pocket · Tue May 01, 2018 8:45 pm

Jews go in ovens

Stickymayhem · Tue May 01, 2018 9:09 pm

DemonFiren wrote:it's understandable but still morally wrong

this

Also this is clearly the most successful bait thread in our history sticky it so that it may bait for years to come