ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

[Davidchan]

Bottom post of the previous page:

Once science is maxed out, RnD can print out a quantum calculator, a pocket sized item. Functions like a normal calculator, with one caveat. If you try to divide by zero with it, a singularity spawns 5 seconds after the attempt on the calculator.

[Gun Hog]

Once science is maxed out, RnD can print out a quantum calculator, a pocket sized item. Functions like a normal calculator, with one caveat. If you try to divide by zero with it, a singularity spawns 5 seconds after the attempt on the calculator.

We already have an on-demand singulo generator. Make it create a tesla ball instead!!

[DemonFiren]

Once science is maxed out, RnD can print out a quantum calculator, a pocket sized item. Functions like a normal calculator, with one caveat. If you try to divide by zero with it, a singularity spawns 5 seconds after the attempt on the calculator.

We already have an on-demand singulo generator. Make it create a tesla ball instead!!

pictured: someone who doesn't get it

[ChefOdDish]

Anarchist Gamemode

A twisted fusion of extended and rev. Everyone who isnt in a security, head, or silicone role is alerted at the start of the round that they are an anarchist. They are encouraged to disrupt work, damage corporate property, and go on strike; but have no objectives and therefore no greentext. Security and heads are alerted to anarchist activity as well and know everybody is valid.

Inumimi
Dog ears! Now you're a Corgi person. Loyal servants of Nanotrasen who are shameless brown nosers sustained by jerky and belly rubs. They have great noses, so can actually sniff who touched an object last. They are restricted from head roles. Their brains are hardwired as if they are loyalty implanted, so they cannot role for antag or be converted by rev. They can however be converted by cult, in which they become hellhounds and gain a resistance to fire.

[Selea]

1. Make ghosts to be able trigger sounds at cost of some kind of witty ectoplasma. List of possible sounds:BOoo!, background laugh, applauses, sad trombone, badum-tss.
2. Make mushrooms , which are growing on floor to grow with density,which depends on yield; make them preserf trait genes. Like slippery skin.

[Screemonster]

Add a gamemode where roundstart/latejoin security are the only antags and they straight-up get objectives that involve going full mecha-hitler like "kill or exile all assistants"

edit: but they have to be subtle to avoid blowing their cover 'cause the captain isn't antag, nor the AI

[DemonFiren]

add a heavy automatic laser weapon
not as heavy as the old gatling laser, more like the nuke ops SAW
you know, a light machine gun

[Screemonster]

add a heavy automatic laser weapon
not as heavy as the old gatling laser, more like the nuke ops SAW
you know, a light machine gun

[Davidchan]

Ginosaji: A randomly selected ghost player will become a Ginosaji, a ghost only visible to their target. Only the victim can see the ginosaji and has limited interaction with it, but the ginosaji can attack the target with impunity, with a 1-10% chance each attack to do .1 brute damage. Dealing lethal damage to the ginosaji simply causes it to reform 30 seconds later, ready to come back and start beating the target with its spoon again. Ginosaji is similarly bonded to their target similiar to holoparas, if the target moves more than 7 tiles away they teleport to them, and if the target dies the ginosaji is shunted back into salt chat. Queue captain cursing on the bridge as a ghost is slowly beating him to death and none of his crew can hope to save him, only prolong his suffering. [youtube]9VDvgL58h_Y[/youtube]

[Anuv]

Make it so each time someone greentexts their chances of rolling antag again goes up by 1%

[Qustinnus]

hamster wheels for in the brig that you can put assistants in and they need to generate a specific amount of power before they're let out. gulag but for power instead.

[DemonFiren]

hamster wheels for in the brig that you can put assistants in and they need to generate a specific amount of power before they're let out. gulag but for power instead.

every couple months this suggestion comes up
and never gets coded

it's like the guillotine, except that eventually made it in

[PKPenguin321]

A PR was up for it a long while ago that added power generating bicycles to the gym but it died

[DemonFiren]

let me guess, because no one gives a fuck about power?

[RobustAndRun]

Tower Defense-esque gamemode. Boxstation only.

Crew gets a warning that unidentified spacecraft are about to board the station through arrivals and/or escape. The goal is to prevent these monsters from destroying some sort of beacon in the AI upload.

The crew gets a list of the mobs that will arrive, each of which have different abilities (e.g. breaking down walls, poison gas, resistance/weakness to certain damage types, etc.) There's a break of a few minutes between each wave so the crew can repair and prepare. The mobs get more difficult and dangerous with every wave.
Crew wins when the final wave has been destroyed.

[Davidchan]

Emagging an antag token will give you a 50% chance to get more TC, become a changeling or get some other random antag power, but 100% of the time will randomly select a member of the crew (ignoring mind slaves), give them 10TC and give them the objective (and antag status) to kill you.

[Shadowflame909]

What if it gives them 0 TC and just makes them want to kill me?

[Anonmare]

Give the bluespace reagent some chems that need it in its recipes. It's just sitting in the code not paying taxes and eating all the food out of our fridge.

[DemonFiren]

dubs demand coding it

[Doctor Pork]

Make space law books have a high damage and chance to embed when thrown but only if thrown by a member of security.

THROW THE BOOK AT EM.

[Screemonster]

Make space law books have a high damage and chance to embed when thrown but only if thrown by a member of security.

THROW THE BOOK AT EM.

If the lawyer catches it, display giant red text reading OBJECTION! and gib the sec that threw it

[DemonFiren]

Unless the sec is holding a gavel in his other hand, in which case the OBJECTION! is automatically OVERRULED!

[ComradeNecron]

Add a function for the gateway by using it to Deport catgirls back to Citadel

[DemonFiren]

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[iksyp]

Made of Twigs trait
You have 1 max hp, and you die when you hit -1.
you get 8 points for taking it though.

[ComradeNecron]

WIzards get a new spell which on use causes them to spout some random bullshit that sounds like an inverted version of a slippery slope rant, ended with "dare you enter my magical realm"?

saying anything that could be interpreted vaguely as "yes" sends anyone who hears to Citadel with some fetish shit in their flavourtext.

[The Clowns Pocket]

You can select "Transgender" as your gender.

That way we can be

TG Station!

[DemonFiren]

dam son, that was good

[Davidchan]

Add mentos to the candy machines, each tube having 4-8 wafers. Mix mentos with space cola, makes fizz and foams out based on how much you add. Full tube of mentos into a bluespace beaker covering the whole screen in space cola fizz. Eat a mentos and drink some cola, vomit up fizz. Eat a whole tube and drink 200u or more of cola, and explode in gibs.

Make wearing a cape and walking across a vent or scrubber tile have chance of the cape getting caught and sucked into the vent, particularly when syphoning. If panic syphon is active, it should suck the whole person in and spit out the body parts after a few seconds.

[DemonFiren]

If panic syphon is active, it should suck the whole person in and spit out the body parts after a few seconds.

It should keep their remains in there until the backpressure surge event trips.
Related, you should be able to fill chemicals into siphons. The more siphons are filled, the higher the odds of a surge occurring.

[somerandomguy]

Gigafoam: formed by heating up 300u of foam, makes 5u. When any amount is mixed with water, it makes foam that tries to spread infinitely
Gigasmoke: same as gigafoam, but with smoke

[Screemonster]

cooking a supermatter sliver and some spaghetti should make nuclear pasta

[DemonFiren]

that's really degenerate, man

[Screemonster]

that's really degenerate, man

that actually took me a second

[DemonFiren]

but you got it, and that's all that matters

[Anonmare]

Add shock gloves as an Engineering traitor item.

They're disguised as yellow insulated gloves and their nature can only be determined by examining them, they provide no shock immunity when worn but have a similar ability to the ninja's gloves in a toggleable special interaction action that lets them drain power from any APC/SMES/Powercell/Weapon/Borg/Circuit/Wire. Draining a device like this builds up a charge in the gloves that decays somewhat quickly over time. The gloves hold roughly the same amount of energy as a High-capacity power cell.

As long as the special interaction is active and you are on harm intent, you can select a turf/object/structure/mob and fire a bolt of electricity at them for a set energy cost - the damage the bolt does decays with distance, 1-2 tile away is full damage, 3-4 tiles away is 3/5 damage, 5-6 tiles is 1/2 damage and 7 tiles away is 1/4 damage. The bolt does not stun and nor does it jump from target to target.

[ComradeNecron]

move every department inside cargo and give the QM all access

[Davidchan]

Let Cargo export dead bodies, organs and even cuffed players for $$$ Rimworld 13

[JStheguy]

Well, you CAN sell human leather if you do some hacking, can't see why you couldn't sell the precursor materials and byproducts of that trade.

[iksyp]

Add the Luty as a makeshift weapon.

[Davidchan]

Luftwaffle - (Chef/Bartender/Botanist?) Tator item; Comes in a fancy box with one waffle shaped drone, on remote control and one naz--- Luftwaffle swag hoodie and armband. Drone can fly around the station and shoot bullets at people to do strafing runs and drop IED bombs. Uses power cell charge to fly and attack. Batteries not included. Or deluxe edition to make the engine sound like screaming hitler.

[ComradeNecron]

Luftwaffle - (Chef/Bartender/Botanist?) Tator item; Comes in a fancy box with one waffle shaped drone, on remote control and one naz--- Luftwaffle swag hoodie and armband. Drone can fly around the station and shoot bullets at people to do strafing runs and drop IED bombs. Uses power cell charge to fly and attack. Batteries not included. Or deluxe edition to make the engine sound like screaming hitler.

If anyone screams the name of any allied fighter during the war in its general vicinity it just gets deleted.

[Screemonster]

Ultimate catcher's mitt, allows you to catch anything and throw it back. Yes, including lasers. Especially lasers.

[PKPenguin321]

Ultimate catcher's mitt, allows you to catch anything and throw it back. Yes, including lasers. Especially lasers.

would go well with the metal baseball bat that's already in the game

[BeeSting12]

alright yall this is gonna sound crazy but listen up

what if we build ss13 within ss13

like you get to do stuff within the round but theres no actual consequences.

[barbedwireqtip]

a bullet that shoots guns

[DemonFiren]

Four new diseases:

HIV as a virologist traitor item. Only shows up in the Pandemic machine, has no obvious symptoms, and significantly increases stage speed and symptom intensity of all other viruses within the patient. However, it is only transmissible through blood and it only affects humans and monkeys.
Feline Immunodeficiency Virus is the same, but only affects catpeople.

Next, feline panleukopenia. Also only affects cats and spreads on touch and through blood. Causes fever, vomiting and blood loss, can be fatal.

Finally and most obviously, toxoplasmosis. Infects humans, monkeys and catpeople, but only causes symptoms in the former two, namely the inability to directly attack catpeople.

[EvilJackCarver]

a bullet that shoots guns

You would be surprised by how simple this would be to make

You'd just need to sprite a gun like a bullet and vice versa, then make a new ammo type that uses the gun sprite

[Doctor Pork]

a bullet that shoots guns

You would be surprised by how simple this would be to make

You'd just need to sprite a gun like a bullet and vice versa, then make a new ammo type that uses the gun sprite

honestly you could do this as an admin

[Doctor Pork]

Build-able ramps that you can jump vehicles off of that make you considered "airborne" for several tiles so you could jump over things like, holes in space, acid, other people, and lava.

Different materials could change your jump distance too:
Wood: One space
Metal: Two space
Glass: You crash through and get embedded by several shards
Plasteel: 3 space
Plasma: 3 space and also your wheels make a sick afterburn trail
Titanium: 4 space
Plastitanium: 4 space and you do a crazy syndiflip
High-Traction: 5 space and you go blurry
Bluespace: You teleport when you jump and appear on the other side of a different bluespace ramp with severe nausea

Suddenly miners are the fucking ill-est job again.

[PKPenguin321]

if you are connected to the servers, the wiki blocks you from viewing it
instead, to access a wiki page, you must order it as a book from the librarian