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Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:21 pm #402296

Bottom post of the previous page:

the comfy clock club

Onule · Post by **Onule** » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:38 am #402304

Gigapuddi420 · Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:17 am

pure art, well done Onule.

EvilJackCarver · Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:36 am

Delete this

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:38 am #402498

refer to the signature of the ligga above me

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:10 am #402536

DemonFiren wrote:refer to the signature of the ligga above me

R. Andreas Spitzer or SpitzOS ingame. Usually somewhere in engineering, or pAI.

?????

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:40 am #402538

Xeroxemnas · Post by **Xeroxemnas** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:50 am #402551

Ninja fight in the bar.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:56 am #402552

Me and that ninja had an honourabu duel on the solars, it was close but he won. Was good.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:09 am #403247

not my art

Ayy Lemoh · Post by **Ayy Lemoh** » Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:37 am #403276

"Alright, lads. I just bought the okay finger emoji so we're set"
"Ah, goo- WHAT?!"

EvilJackCarver · Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:48 am

>they bought the OFF-HAND

Dude, the OFF-HAND is the most robust weapon in the game, I'm surprised they lost that round.

Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:36 am

Ayy Lemoh wrote:"Alright, lads. I just bought the okay finger emoji so we're set"
"Ah, goo- WHAT?!"

actually that's the circle hand game
and you looked at it

somerandomguy · Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:40 pm

Ayy Lemoh wrote:"Alright, lads. I just bought the okay finger emoji so we're set"
"Ah, goo- WHAT?!"

"Just make sure not to throw around that SM sword"

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:30 am #403929

when the qm wolf-of-wallstreets his way to hundreds of thousands of credits and orders literal hundreds of drop pods with welding tanks in them to bomb the shit out of the station, forcing the admins to delete the tachyon radar to even begin to mitigate the lag

Spoiler:

still shot of bear trying to fuck bees an instant before they gangbang him instead

Spoiler:

12+ mice invade best boy chef's abode to eat his food stores (notable that minutes before this he killed a bubblegum that had made it onto the station with a single firebomb)

Spoiler:

FUCK THE PO-LICE

Spoiler:

admins try to make an event with making the entire crew monkeys but dont realize this makes them dead in the game's eyes

Spoiler:

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Apr 26, 2018 7:38 am #403933

>drop pods
fuck I missed this I need to play qm again

EvilJackCarver · Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:16 pm

During a nuke ops round, the clown sued Chemistry because they wouldn't let him have space lubricant. The HoP granted us a trial, fully aware that there were nuclear operatives running around, and shortly after an electrical storm knocked out lighting, so I became the court lightbulb.

Proceedings transcript:

Spoiler:

SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Chemist is here for defense (113,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : take your seats boys (114,156,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : alright (114,156,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : We got this clown (111,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : prosecution (114,156,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : make your case (114,156,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Your honor clowns are a noble species (113,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : They come from deep within the dark space of spess (113,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : And are rightfully granted the power of HONK (114,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Along with a great cultural item known as (114,153,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : the clown decided he was going to steal our chemical mixer. (117,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : SPACE LUBE!!!!!!! (114,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : ORDER (114,156,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : LET THE PROSECUTION FINISH (114,156,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : The chemist denied my clients rightful possension of space lube (114,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : We are suing him for 1000000 Space bucks (114,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : And full control over chemistry (114,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : I rest my case (114,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : alright (114,156,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : defense (114,156,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : make your case (114,156,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : Uh.. (117,153,2)
WHISPER: Saltyham/(MC Slipp) : Can we rebuttle? (111,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : I got this clown (111,153,2)
WHISPER: Saltyham/(MC Slipp) : You should mention my wounds (111,152,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : My Client here,Is obviously Innocent.Look at him. He can barely Pick up a French fry without crying about how heavy it is. (115,153,2)
Banjo Haran/Vijoto : OBJECTION!!!!! (111,153,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : whats the issue (114,156,2)
Dante Smit/Dudefff : NO OBJECTION,DIPSHIT! (115,153,2)
Banjo Haran/Vijoto : YOUR CLIENT HARMED MY PEACEFUL CLIENT (113,153,2)
Banjo Haran/Vijoto : yOur honor you can cleary see all of his wounds (113,153,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : sit down prosecution (114,156,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : you will have your chance to talk (114,156,2)
Banjo Haran/Vijoto : He got these wounds due to HATE!! (113,153,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : SIT (114,156,2)
Banjo Haran/Vijoto : THE CHEMIST HATES CLOWN!!!!! (113,153,2)
Dante Smit/Dudefff : SHUT UP. (115,153,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : THATS AN ORDER! (114,156,2)
Dante Smit/Dudefff : Back to mystory. (115,153,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : NO MORE TALK FROM PROSECUTION! (114,156,2)
Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : back to you defense (114,156,2)
Dante Smit/Dudefff : My client has never SEEN this clown a Day in his life. (115,153,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : he had no business breaking into the chemistry lab it obviously means he was up to no good. (117,152,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : So,This clown has been Abused by a different Chemist. And This Clown should be arrested for Tresspassing. (115,153,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : Objection. (113,152,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : Case closed. (115,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : what is your objection (114,156,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : I ask for the chemist to take the stand (113,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : chemist (114,156,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : take the stand (114,156,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : My time yo go (117,154,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : This case is versus the Nanotrasen MEdical Board, which encompasses all medical workers, including the chemist here. (113,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Nevermind the stand is blocked (114,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : we are finishing (118,152,2)

(SHUTTLE LAUNCHED)

SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : this trial (118,152,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : Well shit. (113,152,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : woah woah woah (117,155,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : take the stand (118,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Its the stand (116,156,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : YOU PRICKS! (118,155,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : I think you won, clown. (113,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Alright chemist (114,154,2)
WHISPER: Saltyham/(MC Slipp) : Hopefully (111,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Do you like (114,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Clowns (114,154,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : i dont mind them (117,155,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : And the trial. (112,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Was it your childhood that denied you dream (114,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : OF BECOMING A CLOWN YOURSELF!!!!! (114,154,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : no not really (117,155,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : YOU HATE MY CLIENT DUE TO HIM BEING WHAT YOU NEVER WWERE (114,154,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : Speculation (114,156,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : thats identity politics (117,155,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Looking for his place in the galaxy (114,153,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : they have no place in a court of law (117,155,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : While you denied his natural right to lube (114,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : Its apart of his culture (114,153,2)
EMOTE: Saltyham/(MC Slipp) : <b>MC Slipp</b> Cries (111,152,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : And that should never be denied (114,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : SEE (113,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : HES CRYING (113,153,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : Oh, Boo Hoo bitch. (117,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : CLOWNS NEVER CRY (114,153,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : woah (117,155,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : Lies. (117,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : Defense you may redirect if the prosecution is done (114,156,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : YOU BROUGHT THIS CLOWN TO TEARS OF BLOOD (114,153,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : the clown assaulted me (117,155,2)

(ROUND HAS ENDED)

SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF\ (114,153,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : we aint done yet boys (114,156,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : TIME TO BEAT YOUR SHIT CHEMISt (114,153,2)
SAY: Dante Smit/Dudefff : OVERRULED! (116,154,2)
SAY: MC Slipp/Saltyham : Honk (112,154,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : ORDER (114,156,2)
SAY: MC Slipp/Saltyham : Honk (112,154,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : ORDER! (114,156,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : Objection! This unit cannot perform acts of violence! That's unfair! (113,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : oof (118,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : GET EM CLOWN (118,154,2)
SAY: Frank A. Giles/TheBroTosser : I DEMAND ORDER IN MY COURT! (115,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : oof (118,153,2)
SAY: Vincent Vaylor/Vincentvaylor : the clown assaulted me fowhy must we fight (117,155,2)
WHISPER: Dudefff/(Dante Smit) : Someone....Help me (116,154,2)
SAY: SpitzOS/EvilJackCarver : Think you're getting those space bucks, clown. (113,153,2)
WHISPER: Dudefff/(Dante Smit) : Before I die (114,154,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : im sorry (117,153,2)
WHISPER: Dudefff/(Dante Smit) : Help (113,153,2)
SAY: Banjo Haran/Vijoto : I didnt go to law school for this (117,153,2)

Ayy Lemoh · Post by **Ayy Lemoh** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 2:37 am #404669

Debrief

this happened after an away mission and 1 hour 30 minutes.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Tue May 01, 2018 4:32 pm #405813

Spent a good minute deciding if I really wanted to join or not. It wasn't that bad.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 01, 2018 7:31 pm #405986

>joining an evacuating station

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue May 01, 2018 7:48 pm #405990

>not just observing and shitposting in deadchat while ahelping pickup lines to see how fast you get muted from everything

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 01, 2018 7:52 pm #405994

Deitus wrote:>not just observing and shitposting in deadchat while ahelping pickup lines to see how fast you get muted from everything

hey, are you a carbon sample?

NSFW:

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue May 01, 2018 8:01 pm #405999

hey baby why dont you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Tue May 01, 2018 8:04 pm

benis in bagina :DDD

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue May 01, 2018 8:15 pm #406003

hey girl you from Tennessee? cuz you're the only ten i see.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue May 01, 2018 8:15 pm #406004

hey girl you wanna fuck

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue May 01, 2018 8:16 pm #406005

A skeleton walks into a bar.

He asks for a beer and a mop.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue May 01, 2018 8:30 pm #406015

hey girl, here i am. what are your other two wishes?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 01, 2018 8:35 pm #406019

PKPenguin321 wrote:benis in bagina :DDD

u mean bloggola :DDDDD

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue May 01, 2018 8:39 pm #406023

are you a parking ticket? cuz you've got fine written all over you.

Mark9013100 · Post by **Mark9013100** » Thu May 03, 2018 8:11 am #406614

greentext format because lazy
>syndicate battle cruiser operative
>chill out for a good ten minutes, shoot shit with the others
>station starts prepping a boarding party, plus a BSA cannon
>know that the station will use the BSA if the party gets killed
>they arrive, the leader of the party is killed, everyone else taken hostage
>take the crew's backpacks, snatch the only gps they had and turn it off
>we make ransom demands for the disk and 1000 credits
>prisoners seem chill, so we let them walk around uncuffed
>they stage a breakout, kill us, albeit two hostages die during it
>everyone in dsay knows the BSA will be used
>hostage meets with the captain who got autocloned, turns on her gps.
>it'scoming.png

only two hostages survived and escaped

Post by **JusticeGoat** » Thu May 03, 2018 8:39 am #406622

Spoiler:

The two hour round! Being the admin I was bored and it was extended so i figured a event where people had to come to the syndicate rather then the other way around would give the players a chance to enjoy a quiet shift and people who wanted action to have fun. Also the end round betrayal was brutal! Had so many people asking me questions it was hard to run it and deal with ahelps, but it worked out.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Thu May 03, 2018 9:37 am #406644

HEHE THEY NEVA SAW IT COMIN

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu May 03, 2018 10:58 am #406662

>posting that without storytime

EvilJackCarver · Thu May 03, 2018 4:10 pm

(they then proceeded to push away from the station and throw another extinguisher to propel themselves back to the station)

1980s spy movie night on Bagil.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu May 03, 2018 4:40 pm #406760

all those typos reeee

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Wed May 09, 2018 12:42 pm #408491

Sat May 12, 2018 10:02 am

First and only time I was a pirate. Pirate leader told us to raid the armoury and then murderbone before stealing booty. We messed up bad and all 3 of us ending up floating in space. Eventually I found the station and tried to break in through the window and door and shocked myself twice before dying. I didn't realise how close I was to the armoury until I ghosted. Kind of sums up me as an antag in general. REEEEEEEEEEE:

AI said something about the clown which led to all these people rushing to kill them. I know honkicide happens daily, but this was so bizarre:

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed May 16, 2018 3:10 am #410728

top 10 ayy pranks gone wrong

admins forcing their inflation fetish on me

an otherwise normal shift had this sealed building right outside the lavaland base me and liggerbro busted the door to reveal fucking nars'ian just chillin among a bunch of gibs. he exploded before we could figure out what to do

Ayy Lemoh · Post by **Ayy Lemoh** » Sun May 20, 2018 9:57 pm #411827

I love the goon seal sprite.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed May 23, 2018 7:18 am #412369

some new screenshots and oldies i found in my folder

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Wed May 23, 2018 11:41 am #412402

hey look it's me as the alt sprite alien

Post by **Togopal** » Wed May 23, 2018 3:28 pm #412436

[youtube]Y3Qh8F65QG4[/youtube]

EvilJackCarver · Thu May 24, 2018 4:21 am

An engi went over my usual figure-4 wire job and added a single redundant wire to each intersection.

I took that as a challenge and spent the next half hour or so adding to the layers of redundancy in the solars.

Shadowflame909 · Thu May 24, 2018 6:49 am

Me and kor were chilling one round. Then the end game admemes dosed us all on skewium. True story.

Post by **JusticeGoat** » Fri May 25, 2018 3:02 am #412882

The beach was a hit with the crew.

Post by **JusticeGoat** » Tue May 29, 2018 1:51 am #413746

Grinoldy · Post by **Grinoldy** » Wed May 30, 2018 2:32 am #413956

Who did this

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Wed May 30, 2018 1:11 pm #414026

cinder1992 · Post by **cinder1992** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:03 am #416216

We rebuilt the engine, only to realize the central reflectors had been stolen at some point.
We swear they were there when we started...

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:51 am #416230

How were you gonna shoot the SM shard with an R wall in the way?