IRC quotes

Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Tue May 23, 2017 12:26 am #297404

Bottom post of the previous page:

DemonFiren wrote:yes, you are hilarious and your witty one-liners should be preserved for all eternity

the timing of the alphabet spam adds to the joke

Post by **oranges** » Wed May 24, 2017 4:21 am #298112

Can you guys stop getting into offtopic arguments please? this thread is just for funny irc quotes

15:56 < Robustin> Traitor items that should stop existing immediately: Airlock charges, Poison Pen
...
15:56 <%fifty_hz_clock_wave> s/should stop existing immediately/have killed me recently/
15:56 < beerobot> Correction, <Robustin> Traitor items that have killed me recently: Airlock charges, Poison Pen
15:56 < Robustin> Poison pen cant kill shit
15:56 < Robustin> Airlock charges why were they merged
15:57 < Robustin> "Hey what if we gave traitors minibombs that were guaranteed to kill people as soon as they touched a perfectly normal looking door
15:57 < Robustin> I was in nukeop armor at full health and got killed by one just REEEEEE
15:57 <%fifty_hz_clock_wave> hahaha so it is true

Wed May 24, 2017 4:24 am

fifty_hz_clock_wave wrote:Can you guys stop getting into offtopic arguments please? this thread is just for funny irc quotes

15:56 < Robustin> Traitor items that should stop existing immediately: Airlock charges, Poison Pen
...
15:56 <%fifty_hz_clock_wave> s/should stop existing immediately/have killed me recently/
15:56 < beerobot> Correction, <Robustin> Traitor items that have killed me recently: Airlock charges, Poison Pen
15:56 < Robustin> Poison pen cant kill shit
15:56 < Robustin> Airlock charges why were they merged
15:57 < Robustin> "Hey what if we gave traitors minibombs that were guaranteed to kill people as soon as they touched a perfectly normal looking door
15:57 < Robustin> I was in nukeop armor at full health and got killed by one just REEEEEE
15:57 <%fifty_hz_clock_wave> hahaha so it is true

rare good use of the s/ command, nice

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 24, 2017 7:48 am #298207

oldman robustin
more like oldman robusted

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Wed May 24, 2017 9:51 am #298256

fifty_hz_clock_wave wrote:Can you guys stop getting into offtopic arguments please? this thread is just for funny irc quotes

15:56 < Robustin> Traitor items that should stop existing immediately: Airlock charges, Poison Pen
...
15:56 <%fifty_hz_clock_wave> s/should stop existing immediately/have killed me recently/
15:56 < beerobot> Correction, <Robustin> Traitor items that have killed me recently: Airlock charges, Poison Pen
15:56 < Robustin> Poison pen cant kill shit
15:56 < Robustin> Airlock charges why were they merged
15:57 < Robustin> "Hey what if we gave traitors minibombs that were guaranteed to kill people as soon as they touched a perfectly normal looking door
15:57 < Robustin> I was in nukeop armor at full health and got killed by one just REEEEEE
15:57 <%fifty_hz_clock_wave> hahaha so it is true

This is pretty good

captain sawrge · Thu May 25, 2017 2:19 am

vcordie> exactly
22:17 <vcordie> im with sawrge on this one
22:17 <vcordie> i will never say this again but
22:17 <vcordie> sawrge is 100% correct

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Fri May 26, 2017 7:22 am #299142

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Fri May 26, 2017 8:20 am #299154

why do we care?

Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Fri May 26, 2017 10:12 am #299168

He left out the part where oranges was convinced he banned kev.

420weedscopes · Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:56 pm

<oranges> I am completely normal

420weedscopes · Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:42 am

<vcordie> oh for fuck sakes
<vcordie> okay
<vcordie> so
<vcordie> you guys are free to laugh at me
<vcordie> mey keyboard has macro keys
<vcordie> i've set
<vcordie> a macrokey
<vcordie> up
<vcordie> to order kfc
<vcordie> and uh
<vcordie> i just accidentally ordered a 12 pc b ucket
<vcordie> guess im having chicken
<vcordie> i figured you know
<vcordie> you could cancel orders
<vcordie> GUESS WHAT
<vcordie> YOU CAN'T
<vcordie> CANCEL
<vcordie> ORDERS
<vcordie> ld>asldfASOPDGUIASHDG
<vcordie> ASGOKASDHOASDIGPAS
<vcordie> GDSODG8HIAOPSDGI8Y
<vcordie> chicekn
<vcordie> chiken
<LeoZ> take the chicken nwo
<vcordie> like im hungry anyways
<vcordie> so this is fine
<vcordie> but
<vcordie> this is also not fine because its expensive
<ninjanomnom> why would you need a macro to order chicken
<vcordie> BECAUSE
<vcordie> I LIKE CHICKEN
<vcordie> AND THE IDEA OF A CHICKEN BUTTON AMUSED ME
<Chocobro> to be fair
<Chocobro> chicken is really good
<vcordie> thank you
<Chocobro> like i can see myself making that button if anywhere delivered here
<vcordie> anyways
<vcordie> theres a macro switch on my keyboard
<vcordie> i keep it off for this reason
<vcordie> but at some point it fucking swapped on
<Chocobro> i can't believe you have a fucking chicken button

vcordie · Post by **vcordie** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:45 am #302852

the cost incurred by accidental chicken button pressing is not to be joked about.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:07 am #302856

>Never use a macro in my life
>Get by
>Fucking memelord coders have macros to order buckets of chicken
>Accidentally ordering food is a genuine problem for them

This more than anything shows the disconnect between server and codebase. I ask you this: How can we entrust our server to coders who frivolously macro everything?

Vote me as the meme candidate for mememin this meme election

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:18 am #305032

this is irc quotes not discord quotes you fruit

bman · Post by **bman** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 7:13 am #305042

Post by **oranges** » Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:56 am #305061

22:54 <+fresh_oranges> why do we persist?
22:54 <+fresh_oranges> why does the server go on?
...
22:54 <+fresh_oranges> we are but motes of dust in a cosmic swirl?
22:54 <+fresh_oranges> our very existence is meaningless
...
22:54 <+fresh_oranges> only one question remains for me now
...
22:54 <+fresh_oranges> the ultimate question
22:55 <+fresh_oranges> are traps gay?
22:55 < Projectile_Sam> goddamn it

420weedscopes · Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:52 am

<Chocobro> chicken button is
<Chocobro> a treasure of the internet seas
<Chocobro> vcordie, summon
<vcordie> I HAVE
<vcordie> BEEN SUMMONED
<vcordie> oh
<Chocobro> hello have you mistakenly hit your chicken button again recently
<vcordie> I killed the chicken button
<vcordie> it was too expensive
<Chocobro> HAHAHAHA
<ninjanomnom> whyyy
<Chocobro> HAHAHA
<vcordie> ill fix it later
<vcordie> i've replaced it though
<vcordie> with a reggies button
<Chocobro> that's the fucking funniest shit ever OH MY GOD
<vcordie> that REQUIRES CONFIRMATION
<ninjanomnom> wait what do- NOOO
<ninjanomnom> NO CONFIRMATION
<vcordie> im hungry
<vcordie> so i'm going to hit the reggies button

420weedscopes · Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:53 am

<vcordie> fucking reggies isnt doing delivery atm
<vcordie> fuck me
<vcordie> ...kfc it is
<Chocobro> HAHAHA

Post by **oranges** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:30 am #307605

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:45 pm #307838

oranges wrote:

That entire discourse was aggressively dumb

Post by **oranges** » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:46 pm #310513

Remie Richards · Wed Jun 21, 2017 7:15 pm

Follow up!

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:14 pm #313388

<ninjanomnom> cars are just bricks we tricked into being a horse

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:21 pm #315021

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:35 pm #315028

Rape scores! Rape scores!

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:44 pm #315077

i read that as "rape scones"
rip scones

Post by **oranges** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:32 am #316210

<%Joan> it's not a very good sprite, even though it's very good

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:42 am #316211

oranges wrote:<%Joan> it's not a very good sprite, even though it's very good

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:50 am #316234

oranges wrote:<%Joan> it's not a very good sprite, even though it's very good

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:42 pm #316653

Does Discord count?

<kevinz000-Cloud> CYBERBOSS
<Cyberboss> wat
<kevinz000-Cloud> WHY DOES THE HIVEBOT SWARM CORE CHAINSAW YOU FROM 2 SCREENS AWAY
<Cyberboss> idk

<Joan> Uncrustables are a form of ravioli debate me

Post by **oranges** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:24 am #319940

14:20 <%LeoZ> i've been playing rs for fun
14:21 < Xhuis> s/fun/hot and sweaty fun
14:21 < beerobot> Correction, <LeoZ> i've been playing rs for hot and sweaty fun
14:21 <%LeoZ> yea
14:21 <%LeoZ> with your mom
14:21 < oranges> oh shit roasted
14:21 < Xhuis> dang ya got me

Post by **oranges** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:25 am #319942

14:14 <%pineapples> oranges what'd you do to mso this time
14:14 < Xhuis> i must flow like water
14:14 < Xhuis> leaf in wind
14:14 < oranges> I ticked all his boxes
14:14 < Xhuis> that sounds painful
14:14 <%pineapples> he doesn't seem happy about the box ticking
14:14 < oranges> https://file.house/Q295.png
14:15 <%pineapples> scared?
14:15 < MrPerson> so he's
14:15 < MrPerson> ticked off?
14:15 < Xhuis> how did I not come up with that augh
14:15 < MrPerson> So when he goes off
14:15 < MrPerson> was he a ticking time bomb?
14:15 < MrPerson> and then we all flea the scene
14:15 < MrPerson> hark hark hark

Shadowlight213 · Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:30 am

<Joan> "I am important look at how important I am"
<LeoZ> i do that every day

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:22 pm #324248

<Shadowmobile> Mrs_sybil status
<Mrs_Sybil> Admins: 4 (Active: Kevinz000, Gouty, Feemjmeem and Qbopper AFK: nothing Stealth: nothing Skipped: nothing). Players: 74 (Active: 63). Mode: clockwork cult.
<Shadowmobile> Must be broken
<Shadowmobile> Doesn't show Kevinz as afk

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:24 pm #327867

Delet this now

Post by **oranges** » Thu Aug 24, 2017 11:27 pm #330038

11:24 < MRTY> you can't constantly have it in your system, else you die from
retardation
11:24 < kevinz000-Cloud> what
11:24 < kevinz000-Cloud> you can't die of brain damage.
11:24 < MRTY> wait what
11:24 < oranges> you can try
11:24 < MRTY> I thought too much brain damage could slowly kill you
11:24 < kevinz000-Cloud> no...
11:25 < kevinz000-Cloud> i mean brain damage just inhibits shit like using
airlocks and machines
11:25 < atlanta_ned> fwoosh is a good example of brain damage not being lethal
11:25 < kevinz000-Cloud> KEK

420weedscopes · Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:00 pm

* Received a CTCP VERSION from MrStonedOne (to #coderbus)
<Aranclanos> help
<LeoZ> get out of here with your hacks mso
<Aranclanos> mrstonedone is touching me
<LeoZ> literally trying to hack me
<Chocobro> ctcp is built into every client don't worry all it does is reply back instantly with your version ID
>LeoZ< CTCP HEY
<LeoZ> help
>LeoZ< CTCP YOU LIKE MILKSHAKE?
<LeoZ> now chocobro is trying to hack me
<Chocobro> already hacked now tell me if you like milkshake
* Received a CTCP NO from LeoZ
<Chocobro> ban LeoZ
<Chocobro> fucking kill him

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:21 pm #343783

Kevinz confirmed for "coming" to cats.

Post by **oranges** » Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:34 am #344012

Post by **oranges** » Mon Oct 09, 2017 12:36 am #345052

13:32 <%LeoZ> im rolling in gold pieces bby
13:32 < veb> spare us
13:32 < QualityVan> sounds unpleasant
13:33 < veb> QualityVan: reminds me of that guy who had sex on a bed of moon
rocks
13:33 < veb> how unpleasant would that be
13:33 <%thot_slayer> veb: hey but at least the sex would be
13:33 * thot_slayer puts on sunglasses
13:33 <%thot_slayer> out of this world
13:33 <%thot_slayer> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Oct 09, 2017 12:37 am #345054

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:23 am #345081

self quoting zzz

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Mon Oct 30, 2017 8:44 pm #352314

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:49 am #352461

Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:52 am

Qbopper wrote:

PIECE

OF

SHIT

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:53 am #352463

CitrusGender wrote:
Qbopper wrote:

PIECE

OF

SHIT

doctored image, it was fucking qbmax that asked that and you know it

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:53 am #352464

i guess this is discord quotes now haha whyt

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:54 am #352465

Armhulen wrote:i guess this is discord quotes now haha whyt

go croak elsewhere freg

420weedscopes · Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:13 pm

<Rockdtben> Website looks like it is formatted for a cell phone
<Antur> ?
<Rockdtben> tgstation13.org
<Antur> You mean the centering or ?
<Antur> Looks pretty standard to me.
<Rockdtben> https://imgur.com/Xf8ZOrB
<Antur> oh rip
<Antur> yeah that's something wrong
<Rockdtben> As the CEO of TGStation13 that needs to get addressed.
<Antur> what browser
<Rockdtben> Our outward facing site is our first line on contact with the press.
<Rockdtben> Chrome.
<Antur> Hmm
<Antur> bleh i don't have chrome on this one
<Antur> and looks fine in firefox
<ninjanomnom> works fine for me on chrome
<LeoZ> fine on opera
<Rockdtben> Version 61.0.3163.100
<Rockdtben> Updated to Version 62.0.3202.75
<Rockdtben> Same problem
<Rockdtben> CTRL F5
<Antur> weird
<ninjanomnom> I'm on same version
<Antur> it's standard bootstrap so should be working fine
<ninjanomnom> so it's not chrome
<Rockdtben> Wow
<Rockdtben> How the hell does that even happen
<Rockdtben> 1 website on my entire browser has 500% zoom.
<Rockdtben> False alarm.

420weedscopes · Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:13 pm

Post by **oranges** » Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:37 pm #359924

11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> .kick Hatterhat
11:34 -!- Hatterhat was kicked from #supportbus by [^_^] [Requested]
11:34 < oranges> thanks
11:34 -!- kevinz000-clock changed the topic of #supportbus to: help
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> uh
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> shit
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> ... fuck that's not how you use
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> ......
11:34 <%kevinz000-clock> fuck.
11:35 < oranges> nice