WE'VE REACHED THE APEX OF HUMANITY EVERYONE GO HOME

[Deitus]

WE NOW HAVE WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR

THE RICK & MORTY PORN PARODY

AKA "DICK AND MORTY"

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FEATURING SUCH KINO WRITING AS
>SPRAY ME WITH YOUR TESTICLE-MADE SZECHUAN SAUCE
AND
>IM PICKLE DIIIICK!

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE "DIAMOND DONGS" METAL GEAR PARODY

WHO /UNIRONICALLY FAPPING/ HERE

[calzilla1]

Is that a rule 63 memey?

[D&B]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Dick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from ShindoL literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Shadbase’s Russian epic Mothers and Daughters. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Pornhub’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Dick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies(male) eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 inches of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

[Takeguru]

I'M PICKLE DICK

Wait is that Morty a girl
Oh no

[Anonmare]

I want to die

[celau]

the peak of human evolution has come, will you be ready?

[Deitus]

now we need a live-action ss13 porno
there are so many possibilities

>"HOP (head of penises), i want all access"
>"do you have papers?"
>"no but perhaps there's some...other way to convince you"
>"mmm ill give you all access to this dick, baby"

>nuke cocks
>charge into cap's office
>they're masturbating
>orgy with the disk as a dildo

>narsie cult: tentacle dicks
>ratvar cult: robodicks

i could go on and on, there's so much material to work with

[DemonFiren]

and they say lizards are excessively lewd

[Takeguru]

UNCUT VERSION WITH PICKLE DICK SCENE AVAILABLE ONLY ON PORNHUB DOT COM

God I just
want to die


Can Mr.Meesex take two strokes off Jerry's golf game?

[Malkevin]

*cough*

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[Anonmare]

I want to remind everyone that this exists.

I can't forget, you won't forget.

[Anonmare]

I want to remind everyone that this exists.

I can't forget, you won't forget.