ye flask

GarlicBread · Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:05 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

Rush and touch glow thing

Endure the pain like a man possessed by the need to flask

Doctor Pork · Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:02 am

sprint toward the glow screaming FUCK YOU LONG ASS HALLWAAAAAAAAAAY

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:54 pm #340193

ShadowDimentio wrote:Wonder to yourself if caterpillars can hear

apparently a lot of people wonder this

it's pretty bad that you're asking, though, since you've been talking to this caterpillar and it's been responding this whole time

GarlicBread wrote:Rush and touch glow thing

Endure the pain like a man possessed by the need to flask

Doctor Pork wrote:sprint toward the glow screaming FUCK YOU LONG ASS HALLWAAAAAAAAAAY

you dash towards the glow, because fuck you caterpillar, apparently

the humming grows to a seriously painful wail, even with your hands over your ears

you press on towards the glow

you get about a meter away and the noise stops

the caterpillar is still wiggling his way over here

you take a close look at the light - there's nothing you can see that would be generating the light. if it wasn't there, the only thing that would make you think this room had some significance is that just below the glow is a slightly raised platform

what do you do

naltronix · Post by **naltronix** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:29 pm #340250

pick up the catepillar before armhulen uses his ghost role drone powers to squash it, if you cant pick it up and end up killing it mourn the death and cry

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:59 pm #340263

>put caterpillar on platform

GarlicBread · Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:33 am

Lick whatever object is on or above the platform

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:33 pm #341001

naltronix wrote:pick up the catepillar before armhulen uses his ghost role drone powers to squash it, if you cant pick it up and end up killing it mourn the death and cry

you walk back from the glow to get the caterpillar

you forgot about the noise and are nearly deafened when you walk back into the radius with the loud as fuck hum and fall over

you fall next to the caterpillar, though

Grazyn wrote:>put caterpillar on platform

you pick up the caterpillar and put him on the platform

GarlicBread wrote:Lick whatever object is on or above the platform

thing on/above the platform:

-the caterpillar
-the glow which isn't really a physical object

lick the caterpillar, the glow, or both?

naltronix · Post by **naltronix** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:09 pm #341008

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:31 pm #341440

naltronix wrote:both

you lick the caterpillar

it wiggles in digust

you attempt to lick the ethereal light

there is a loud BANG and suddenly everything is black

the air is much warmer now

you can't even see your hand in front of your face

what do you do

GarlicBread · Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:29 pm

Check to see whether I fuckin blinded myself or if its spoopy darkness

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:12 am #341463

GarlicBread wrote:Check to see whether I fuckin blinded myself or if its spoopy darkness

unsure if you fucked up or not, you fumble around looking for your piece of steel

you drop it on the ground like it's spaghetti

you manage to pick it back up and also get your flint

you make a spark, which you can see

seems pretty spoopy to me

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:46 am #341489

Run the fuck into the fucking glow

John_Oxford · Post by **John_Oxford** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:24 am #341496

run full speed foward in the darkness

if you run into something fleshy scream at the topic of your lungs then pumel it with your fists

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:45 am #341506

bandit wrote:Run the fuck into the fucking glow

did you not read the updates

you're in a pitch black room now that you tried to lick the glow

John_Oxford wrote:run full speed foward in the darkness

if you run into something fleshy scream at the topic of your lungs then pumel it with your fists

you run full tilt ahead

you run into something at waist height and eat shit

the thing falls over with a crash, and you tumble after it

you think you have a nosebleed

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:10 am #341527

spit out the shit you have ingested

GarlicBread · Post by **GarlicBread** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:45 am #341540

Equip > lantern and examine this new fuggin obstacle

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:39 pm #341620

bandit wrote:spit out the shit you have ingested

you think you have literal fecal matter in your mouth and attempt to get it out before realizing you just fell pretty hard

you may have a concussion

GarlicBread wrote:Equip > lantern and examine this new fuggin obstacle

you fumble around for a bit, but you manage to pull out your lantern, flint, and steel

it takes a few tries to light it, but the wick catches

you're in a small room with stone brick walls - it's fairly dry and there's no ambient noise that you can hear

there is a table that has been flipped over

there is 「a n o b j e c t」 that has fallen off the table that's at the edge of the lantern's light

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:58 pm #341732

>pick up ye flask

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:00 pm #341757

Grazyn wrote:>pick up ye flask

you approach the object, wondering to yourself - is this it?

you pick it up

you have gotten ye flask

points: 98/110

that took a while

maybe i should have checked for updates consistently

naltronix · Post by **naltronix** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:53 pm #341804

quickly, check if the caterpillar is safe

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:01 pm #341809

>drink from ye flask

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:04 pm #341811

the game is done but out of the goodness of my heart

naltronix wrote:quickly, check if the caterpillar is safe

you don't see the caterpillar anywhere

you even lift up the table you so rudely knocked over to look for a squashed caterpillar, but there's nothing

you assume it wasn't brought with you when you touched the glowy thing

Grazyn wrote:>drink from ye flask

you lift ye flask to your lips

it's empty

GarlicBread · Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:32 am

Transfer oil from flask to ye flask and drink from ye flask hoping it turns oil into wine

naltronix · Post by **naltronix** » Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:26 pm #342015

>check flask for caterpillar
>if its not in there, scream for your buddy
>he'll come back as a butterfly and shit on your grave

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:08 pm #342034

GarlicBread wrote:Transfer oil from flask to ye flask and drink from ye flask hoping it turns oil into wine

you pour some of the oil into ye flask and drink it

you nearly vomit

it tastes like oil

that was probably a mistake

naltronix wrote:>check flask for caterpillar
>if its not in there, scream for your buddy
>he'll come back as a butterfly and shit on your grave

you probably should have checked before pouring oil in there

he's not in there

you can't confirm or deny that he'll come back and shit on your grave so you just let out a mild "oh no!" instead

ye flask begins to glow

John_Oxford · Post by **John_Oxford** » Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:16 pm #342065

throw ye flask as hard as you can into the darkness

the search begins

naltronix · Post by **naltronix** » Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:51 pm #342076

realise that wasnt ye flask
hunt for ye tasty whisky that was in ye flask

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:04 pm #342083

Find the caterpillar >:(

naltronix · Post by **naltronix** » Fri Sep 29, 2017 7:21 pm #342093

find the damn caterpillar or im gonna start dropping memes in your head you little shit

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:10 pm #342108

John_Oxford wrote:throw ye flask as hard as you can into the darkness

the search begins

you try to throw ye flask, for some reason

you hurl it into the dar-

you forgot to let go of it?

you hurl it into-

okay it's stuck to your hand

naltronix wrote:realise that wasnt ye flask
hunt for ye tasty whisky that was in ye flask

this is ye flask, dude

Armhulen wrote:Find the caterpillar >:(

you scan the room

it's a pretty small area with solid stone walls all around you

you don't see the caterpillar anywhere and there are no obvious exits

naltronix wrote:find the damn caterpillar or im gonna start dropping memes in your head you little shit

ye flask is starting to hurt your hand

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:20 pm #342111

>break ye flask

John_Oxford · Post by **John_Oxford** » Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:40 pm #342140

find ye caterpillar

naltronix · Post by **naltronix** » Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:09 pm #342147

>you've heard of elf on the shelf, now theres ye flask in your ye hand
i fucking told you, get that damn caterpillar

GarlicBread · Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:39 pm

LICK YE FLASK

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Sep 30, 2017 3:08 pm #342293

Grazyn wrote:>break ye flask

you attempt to smash the object which you've searched for for like 9 pages now

it bounces off the wall harmlessly and the force of the blow jolts down your arm

John_Oxford wrote:find ye caterpillar

this seems like a bad time to do this because ye flask is starting to burn your hand

you'd have to be more specific anyways, the caterpillar isn't under the table and there isn't really anywhere else it could be hiding that you can see

naltronix wrote:>you've heard of elf on the shelf, now theres ye flask in your ye hand
i fucking told you, get that damn caterpillar

see above

if you have any specific suggestions beyond "search the empty room you already examined" use that

GarlicBread wrote:LICK YE FLASK

for some godforsaken reason you lick ye fucking flask

your tongue is now attached to ye flask

naltronix · Post by **naltronix** » Sat Sep 30, 2017 3:16 pm #342302

try to touch the flask with every part of your body, including pubic hairs

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Sep 30, 2017 3:29 pm #342308

be content that ye flask exists in proximity to you and live happily ever after

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:23 pm #342366

TAKE REMAINING 12 POINTS

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:27 pm #342367

>look up

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:44 pm #342372

naltronix wrote:try to touch the flask with every part of your body, including pubic hairs

you manage to stick your other hand and a leg to ye flask before realizing this is a. dumb and b. all you can really do now that it's stuck to your leg

DemonFiren wrote:be content that ye flask exists in proximity to you and live happily ever after

yeah pretty much

bandit wrote:TAKE REMAINING 12 POINTS

you don't understand what this voice is saying

Grazyn wrote:>look up

you look directly above you

there's a wooden ceiling

no sign of caterpillar

ye flask is beginning to feel like it's melting your flesh

naltronix · Post by **naltronix** » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:23 pm #342389

forget that this was a bad idea
touch the flask with every bit of your body

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:29 pm #342391

naltronix wrote:forget that this was a bad idea
touch the flask with every bit of your body

you literally can't

ye flask is currently attached to both your hands, your left thigh, and your tongue

ye flask begins to shine brightly

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Sep 30, 2017 8:57 pm #342400

ye nuclear flask

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 12:12 am #342457

assume the caterpillar died and accept your flasky death

Screemonster · Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:39 am

is ye flask what you get by licking the supermatter

duly noted

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:35 am #342515

>cry for help

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:12 pm #342657

Grazyn wrote:>cry for help

you let out a muffled "hyaaaagthh" since you have a burning ye flask stuck to your tongue

everything goes white

then everything turns to nothing

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:13 pm #342659

...

you awaken

everything is very bright and the ground is soft

as your eyes adjust, you decide that you;re hallucinating, because all you can see is the sky, clouds, and what appears to be a large caterpillar dressed in a flowing robe

ShadowDimentio · Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:19 pm

Laugh because the caterpillar looks ridiculous in clothes

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:51 pm #342676

ShadowDimentio wrote:Laugh because the caterpillar looks ridiculous in clothes

you burst out laughing at the sight of a caterpillar dressing itself up as jesus

it wiggles a little bit and says "what's so funny?"

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:55 pm #342678

YOU HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF KILL IT

you cant change polls?