Ye catgirl

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:05 pm #341055

you must pet ye catgirl

the room is dimly lit and there is a small table in front of you with ye catgirl on it

what do you do

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:06 pm #341056

Fug the dark. Get eatted by grue

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:07 pm #341057

the room is dimly lit enough for the grue to be repelled

Post by **oranges** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:10 pm #341060

I pet the catgirl

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:10 pm #341061

you try to pet the catgirl

you realize its just a hologram of ye catgirl

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:11 pm #341063

you pull out ye incendiary grenade and try to burn ye catgirl

you just confirmed that its indeed a hologram

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:22 pm #341069

you try to use ye hacking skills to disable the hologram

the projector is mounted on the ceiling which your spessmen brain is incapable of processing

Post by **oranges** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:41 pm #341080

I lewd the catgirl

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:48 pm #341081

you try to lewd the hologram

fortunately for the catgirl its not a two way hologram

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:06 pm #341089

Look for exits

Xhagi · Post by **Xhagi** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:13 am #341153

Realize you are ye catgirl.

NoH8OnlyLove · Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:35 am

Commit suicide

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:17 am #341183

I pull out my laser pointer and cast the beam across the catgirl-hologram's field of vision.

Post by **oranges** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 5:29 am #341205

I lewd the catgirl to satisfaction

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:55 am #341228

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:56 am #341230

bandit wrote:*wag

*scream

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:53 pm #341254

BeeSting12 wrote:Look for exits

There is one red door to your right
And one blue door to your left

Xhagi wrote:Realize you are ye catgirl.

You try to convince yourself that you're indeed ye catgirl

you don't know if it worked or not

NoH8OnlyLove wrote:Commit suicide

You try to commit suicide but you can't find the hopline

Gun Hog wrote:I pull out my laser pointer and cast the beam across the catgirl-hologram's field of vision.

you try to play with ye catgirl

but the hologram is still one way only

oranges wrote:I lewd the catgirl to satisfaction

thankfully the hologram is still one way only

bandit wrote:*wag

you wag your tail

calzilla1 wrote:*scream

you scream

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:48 pm #341285

I attempt to set the gravity plating to "invert" as a way of turning the ceiling into a floor, thus granting me access to the holopad.

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:07 pm #341289

Go through the eed door, and thus, the red pill

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 5:25 pm #341309

Gun Hog wrote:I attempt to set the gravity plating to "invert" as a way of turning the ceiling into a floor, thus granting me access to the holopad.

You attempt to find gravity controls

But you can't find any in this room

calzilla1 wrote:Go through the red door, and thus, the red pill

You go outside

It smells like sewers. The sky is filled with clouds, trash lies all around the horizon. You don't like staying here.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:09 pm #341430

identify ye catgirl
ye handy chart

Spoiler:

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:56 pm #341446

DemonFiren wrote:identify ye catgirl
ye handy chart
Spoiler:

ye catgirl is not a furry

its ye catgirl

J_Madison · Post by **J_Madison** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 11:01 pm #341448

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:47 am #341559

Shezza wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:identify ye catgirl
ye handy chart
Spoiler:
ye catgirl is not a furry

its ye catgirl

what you mean to say is
it's not a girl cat

Post by **oranges** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:59 am #341562

lewd the cat girl a third time

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:01 am #341564

oranges wrote:lewd the cat girl a third time

you try to lewd the hologram for the third time

but you can't get it up

Post by **oranges** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:03 am #341565

It's been at least 24 hours

Post by **oranges** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:07 am #341569

DM let me reroll I have a die of fate

GarlicBread · Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:47 am

Go back through the red door and rifle through the trash like a degenerate

imblyings · Post by **imblyings** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:22 pm #341589

yell that if ye cattegyrl gets its ass to where i am right now there is fancy feast waiting for it

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:43 pm #341596

Start nyaa-ing

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:51 pm #341601

Start reciting Woody Got Wood

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:54 pm #341604

GarlicBread wrote:Go back through the red door and rifle through the trash like a degenerate

You find a RED KEY

You put it in your inventory

imblyings wrote:yell that if ye cattegyrl gets its ass to where i am right now there is fancy feast waiting for it

You yell at the hologram

It doesn't respond

bandit wrote:Start nyaa-ing

You start nyaa-ing

Nothing interesting happens.

calzilla1 wrote:Start reciting Woody Got Wood

You recite woody got wood

Nothing interesting happens.

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:51 pm #341630

pr removal ye catgirl

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:08 pm #341635

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:14 pm #341642

Nilons wrote:pr removal ye catgirl

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:41 pm #341652

Nilons wrote:pr removal ye catgirl

You PR the removal of catgirls

It gets closed

iamgoofball wrote:
Nilons wrote:pr removal ye catgirl

You PR the removal of catgirls

It gets closed but maintainers are even more salty than the last time

Sligneris wrote:mew

mew

iamgoofball · Post by **iamgoofball** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:00 pm #341756

Reopen and merge the pr removal

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:03 pm #341760

make a super autistic thread about how theyre ruining the game

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:38 pm #341775

try going through the blue door

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:07 pm #341782

iamgoofball wrote:Reopen and merge the pr removal

You try to reopen the PR

You are not a maintainer

Nilons wrote:make a super autistic thread about how theyre ruining the game

You make a super autistic thread about how theyre ruining the game

Some people get upset

BeeSting12 wrote:try going through the blue door

You go through the blue door, ye catgirl is there

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:09 pm #341784

I mew at ye catgirl

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:11 pm #341789

Sligneris wrote:I mew at ye catgirl

you mew at ye catgirl

it mews back

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:18 pm #341793

I pet ye catgirl

Post by **oranges** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:21 pm #341796

I lewd the catgirl in the blue door room

naltronix · Post by **naltronix** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:52 pm #341803

>find welder
>find fueltank
>welderbomb

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:38 pm #341840

BeeSting12 wrote:I pet ye catgirl

You reach out to pet ye catgirl

But you cannot pet ye strongest catgirl, you must find ye weaker catgirl to pet

oranges wrote:I lewd the catgirl in the blue door room

You try to lewd ye catgirl in the blue door room

But you cannot lewd ye strongest catgirl, you must find ye weaker catgirl to lewd

naltronix wrote:>find welder
>find fueltank
>welderbomb

You get banned by icepax for welderbombing

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:50 pm #341882

Write complaint against Icepacks after making a successful ban appeal

GarlicBread · Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:23 am

I dunno search trashworld for tutorial catgrille

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » Wed Oct 04, 2017 6:12 am #343636

calzilla1 wrote:Write complaint against Icepacks after making a successful ban appeal

You write a complaint and icepacks gets deadmined

GarlicBread wrote:I dunno search trashworld for tutorial catgrille

You search the world for tutorial catgrille

But your combat level is too low.