Player Unknowns Battleground

Lumbermancer · Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:38 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

Neck high too.

Lumbermancer · Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:36 pm

The dinners just don't feel the same anymore...

Spoiler:

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:14 pm #311792

That's because you're using the second best gun in the game.

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:26 pm #315103

Got my first win yesterday. Truck of Peace OP

Digdugxx · Post by **Digdugxx** » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:02 pm #315496

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:08 pm #315498

I fucking suck at this shit

I did manage to kill someone by mowing them down with a jeep

Lumbermancer · Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:55 am

That's actually more impressive than killing them with a gun.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 1:59 am #315769

speaking of cars you know what I fucking hate, people who shoot out the tires on cars no one's even touched yet, and don't even camp them, just do it to be a douche

Jarek · Post by **Jarek** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:21 am #315840

Never seen that happen but lmao all the same

Nothing is worse than parachuting into military base and finding literally nothing but clothes that make me look really flashy whilst everyone else is running around with machine guns.

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:55 am #316049

I shoot the tires on cars I pass/see because if you don't have a car to get to the zone you'll die and if you die I'll more likely win.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 5:07 am #316247

but why not use the car yourself

ShadowDimentio · Wed Jul 12, 2017 5:10 am

Because you can only drive one dummy, and if you already have one you don't need another.

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 5:40 am #316251

I'm also decently good at switching seats while driving to shoot at another moving car's tires and then switch back to drive and find a hill to snipe him from when he inevitably gets out.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:10 pm #316906

this game's camera panning (not the first person view, that's fine) is rustling my motion sickness

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Jul 15, 2017 4:44 am #317011

>reading news posts
>this game is getting a first person only mode
>it didn't release (yeah early access) with a first person only mode

literally why

Lumbermancer · Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:50 am

It already has first person only mode, it's just not on public servers. I played it before.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Jul 15, 2017 5:05 pm #317088

Lumbermancer wrote:It already has first person only mode, it's just not on public servers. I played it before.

yeah, but I'm not in any large groups, so i'd only be playing public games

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:52 am #318975

I got #4 today, highlight: hauling ass because I'm way fucking outside the circle, some dude pulls up to me in a jeep and stops, I shoot him in the face

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:40 am #318990

He was offering you a ride.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 1:58 pm #319013

the name's bandit for a reason I guess

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:39 pm #319114

lntigracy wrote:He was offering you a ride.

and a ride I gave him
on the barrel of my gun

actually it was probably a failed attempt to run me over

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 8:55 pm #319131

that's something I can respect about pubg

it's fucking annoying in rust/dayz/whatever when you try to do fun interactions but people just default to shooting eachother but with pubg there's a clear objective and you know you're all there for a deathmatch

it strips away the survival elements in favor of what everybody wants

granted the survival elements are what I like and not the deathmatch parts but hey to each his own

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:21 pm #319136

https://www.reddit.com/r/PUBATTLEGROUND ... am_killer/

https://www.reddit.com/r/PUBATTLEGROUND ... ant_to_be/

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:43 pm #319148

https://www.reddit.com/r/PUBATTLEGROUND ... _rules_to/

Lumbermancer · Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:59 am

>playing with randoms

Also what the hek does that mean? If I squad up with my old steam-friend Bandit and then kill him because he's unpleasant to be around (he kills people who try to give him a ride outside into the circle), will I get banned?

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 2:38 pm #319484

If he's recording and reports you, yes.

If you stream it and someone watches and gets butthurt and reports you, yes.
This is what happened to DrDisRespect when he teamkilled that guy who took his seat on the bike. The guy was in his stream and didn't care enough to report him, but DDR got banned anyway.

Lumbermancer · Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:34 pm

I thought it was automatic, wouldn't recording clearly show foul play?

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 6:07 am #319665

Very few people actively record their games.

The report feature isn't even in-game.

The current rules and reporting stuff only benefits griefers.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:13 am #325266

>see friends playing
>say "hey if I buy this will you play with me cause I wont bother otherwose"
>they say yes, buy and install it
>confused because store page says 30gb minimum but game dl is 6.6gb
>join party
>there's no first person mode for squad games
>what the fuck is wrong with them
>start anyways
>drop in
>walk into a warehouse and find a supressed sniper
>some fuckboy walks in right in front of me
>execute him
>psu fries itself

I don't know what to think

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:31 am #325269

>made $190 from $10 worth of key purchases
lmao

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:57 am #325318

Qbopper wrote: I don't know what to think

Early access
Optimization will be done whenever, they say

It's a very limited game, but if you enjoy it and have a really good computer to handle it, it's probably going to be the game for you
If you don't, probably not.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:14 am #325319

you misunderstood me

I'm such a god tier player that my psu committed suicide in order to spare the lives of everyone else on the server

Fucking 2 day shipping my ass it better get here tomorrow

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:16 am #325325

In that case, yeah
Enjoy wrecking everyone, the average player is absolutely terrible like with all popular games.
Don't tell them though, they think they're great

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 5:32 pm #325524

XSI wrote:Enjoy wrecking everyone, the average player is absolutely terrible like with all popular games.

i've always been historically shit at games like dayz because I like to give people the benefit of the doubt and get that one in a million interesting interaction, but I always just get shot

so hopefully I'll actually enjoy playing a game where it's lightning fast in comparison and it's very very clear that the express goal is to shoot people dead

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:20 pm #325553

You can hear footsteps if they're close to you/on the floor above/below you in a building.

I suggest wearing headphones to play this game.

Lumbermancer · Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:13 pm

what the fuck are people playing this game without headphones get the fuck out of here

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:11 pm #325609

>speakers
>current year

lmfao

GarlicBread · Post by **GarlicBread** » Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:48 am #325716

I don't think I have a toaster but I have to run the game in toaster mode to stop it eating all my fucking memory

It has its moments tho

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:19 am #325870

I played a lot yesterday with friends and had a really good time, I was right in that it removes the anti fun elements of dayz/etc. where you build up over hours and get shot because you wanted to rsi khaving a fun interaction

it's just straight loot and shoot, it's a good time

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:54 am #326094

me and my pal chicken dinner'd

literal god of pubg right here

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:12 pm #326594

I got my second pair of camo hotpants today.

That's another $190 once the price goes up after the crate goes away.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:54 pm #326653

it blows my mind how expensive the clothes in this game are

I'm gonna buy some gamescom crates and keep them in the hopes that the price goes up in the future or some shit

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:01 pm #326660

It will.

Lumbermancer · Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:51 pm

Fog is an amazing addition. Just keep crawling during the last 3 or so circles and watch the fuckers run around like a headless chickens as you drop them.

Spoiler:

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:57 pm #340301

Gameplay is solid but devs are shitheads who ban people for killing streamers. I refunded it after sniping some dude who was streaming, he proceeded to cry to the devs about "stream sniping" and I was given a two week ban.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:15 pm #340306

this is a joke
right

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:24 pm #340309

I wish he were joking.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:44 pm #340312

how can people be so unbelievably shit

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:55 pm #340322

PewDiePie is nice though.

He says nigger and doesn't afraid of anything.

Lumbermancer · Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:18 pm

DemonFiren wrote:how can people be so unbelievably shit

that's not all my nigga

they will ban you if you don't shoot everyone on sight (in solo mode) and instead "team up", even if it means simply giving someone a ride in car out of the death zone.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:42 pm #340338

lntigracy wrote:PewDiePie is nice though.

He says nigger and doesn't afraid of anything.

dude nigger XD upvoted!

Lumbermancer wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:how can people be so unbelievably shit
that's not all my nigga

they will ban you if you don't shoot everyone on sight (in solo mode) and instead "team up", even if it means simply giving someone a ride in car out of the death zone.

i mean that's not really "teaming" but it is kinda memey to help people like that, it's not like this is dayz or something where you have a reason - your express goal is to murder people