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Remie Richards · Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:32 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

it uses less power to shoot, and shoots quicker.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:33 pm #329870

FantasticFwoosh wrote:Emitter's parts can also be upgraded, im not sure what effect this has on its performance but it would be useful non the less for engineering in the same way its useful for boosting the freezer machine coolants also.

Better manipulators increase firing rate.
Better lasers make the emitters more power efficient.

Remie Richards · Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:36 pm

haha looks like someone needs to up your posting rate
#2slow
#zing
#bonk

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:37 pm #329872

Remie Richards wrote:haha looks like someone needs to up your posting rate
#2slow
#zing
#bonk

bazinga

FantasticFwoosh · Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:28 am

To finalise a rare round where i rolled as QM i completed my pet project, the Cucker Legacy Vault.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 8:52 am #330462

I mean... we could stay here and be stranded with our 100 year old technology, or...

bman · Post by **bman** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 7:18 pm #330633

i became the media

Post by **Armhulen** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 7:19 pm #330634

make newspapers able to be read in the round end when

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:57 pm #330711

also what happened to cross server news

Limski · Post by **Limski** » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:59 pm #331390

I made a small infinite loop of emitter beams because I thought they looked pretty

It had the unexpected consequence of shooting up time dilation to 140% but luckily it was dealt with before it became a problem.

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:59 pm #331391

Limski wrote:I made a small infinite loop of emitter beams because I thought they looked pretty

It had the unexpected consequence of shooting up time dilation to 140% but luckily it was dealt with before it became a problem.

so it was you >:(

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:02 am #331446

Armhulen wrote:
Limski wrote:I made a small infinite loop of emitter beams because I thought they looked pretty

It had the unexpected consequence of shooting up time dilation to 140% but luckily it was dealt with before it became a problem.
so it was you >:(

i remember when reflected walls first came out and some greyshirt set up an emitter in escape and had it bounce all the way to arrivals and back. IIRC the captain gave him the medal of captaincy for it, even though the vast majority of fired beams ended up hitting people before making the round trip.

never really see them outside of the engine these days though.

kevinz000 · Post by **kevinz000** » Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:25 am #331496

wait that caused 140 time dilation i used to regularly do this with 28 admin emitters and a shitload of mirrors...

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Aug 29, 2017 12:17 pm #331520

2 hours of isolation does better things to a 3-man 116-year-old crew than an up-to-date station filled with people

bman · Post by **bman** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:12 am #331801

More news.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 7:11 pm #333547

caution: admins hard at work

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 7:23 pm #333548

Is that loss?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:23 pm #333597

I'm at a loss.

bman · Post by **bman** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 2:26 pm #333793

Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:09 pm

>get turned into lizard during wizard round
>end up getting the healing staff
>ride polymorphed syndie borg around the station healing people
>leave on the security pod, get turned into pig by syndie borg with BARNYARD MAGIC
>end up flying into space as this god damn abomination

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:12 pm #333886

At least we had a lizard head this round.

bman · Post by **bman** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:13 pm #333898

>when bman joins as a drone

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:28 pm #333902

bman wrote:>when bman joins as a drone

Banned for disrupting the natural order of life and death as a drone.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:59 am #333939

isnt that actually bannable? i remember ahelping once if i could make an autocloner and was told that it would be against drone laws

AnonymousNow · Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:17 am

Deitus wrote:isnt that actually bannable? i remember ahelping once if i could make an autocloner and was told that it would be against drone laws

Seems nonsensical, since creating an autocloner improves the station without interacting with any organic beings.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:33 am #333956

Making an autocloner is perfectly kosher. Putting bodies in it is no bueno.

bman · Post by **bman** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:36 am #333959

on certain round in the past i'd put autocloners in the brig, hallway, bridge, arrivals shuttle, and escape shuttle all on the same fucking round

if it was bannable i'd have already been banned.

FantasticFwoosh · Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:09 am

Admins usually dont act on drones until someone complains about them.

Auxillary public cloners/Autocloners could be argued to be seen against the intent of a antagonist to kill people, so generally it makes drones valid as fuck to ahelp.

Dr_bee · Post by **Dr_bee** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:41 pm #334054

FantasticFwoosh wrote:Admins usually dont act on drones until someone complains about them.

Auxillary public cloners/Autocloners could be argued to be seen against the intent of a antagonist to kill people, so generally it makes drones valid as fuck to ahelp.

I know drone rules are vauge as fuck but this sounds like BS, drones are literally supposed to improve the station via construction, machine building, decoration, and power generation.

If you bitch about a drone building public machines that literally anyone can use even antags you need to lighten up, and maybe just, I dont know, destroy the machines if it becomes a problem.

FantasticFwoosh · Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:21 pm

"Sounds like BS" you say. Up until the point a admin agrees with me/a antag that drones are cloning people or salty now dead people are trying to undermine the antagonists effort by making a cloning rig.

Well its well taken advice that if its not guranteed extended mode you probably should not play drones at all unless you decide on very specific lists of activities with 0 chance of messing with situational antagonists present, and actively observe antags as a ghost to determine their intent first.

> For instance, i've seen drones cleaning floors & walls in the middle of a gang round, not only is slipping important areas like brig with wet water a MAJOR issue, removing gang signs as graffiti is majorly fucking with how the gang operates. Same goes for removing blood trails. Drones cleaning is usually a major thumbs down.

tacolizard · Post by **tacolizard** » Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:08 pm #334104

Dr_bee wrote:
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Admins usually dont act on drones until someone complains about them.

Auxillary public cloners/Autocloners could be argued to be seen against the intent of a antagonist to kill people, so generally it makes drones valid as fuck to ahelp.
I know drone rules are vauge as fuck but this sounds like BS, drones are literally supposed to improve the station via construction, machine building, decoration, and power generation.

If you bitch about a drone building public machines that literally anyone can use even antags you need to lighten up, and maybe just, I dont know, destroy the machines if it becomes a problem.

Don't argue with Fwoosh. Nobody takes him seriously, so you don't have to worry about defending yourself

bman · Post by **bman** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:33 pm #334360

i represented Madra Tossilan's defense in this court hearing, i'm the lawyer exactly one tile west of the scrubber.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:17 am #334491

no you're not

Qbmax32 · Post by **Qbmax32** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:30 pm #334516

NO I AM THE LAWYER

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:50 pm #334560

A scrub next to a scrubber

bman · Post by **bman** » Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:03 pm #334566

calzilla1 wrote:A scrub next to a scrubber

AnonymousNow · Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:03 am

>Lifebringer vault
>One of the other lifebringers makes a gorillion exploding lemons and just leaves them on the floor
>As I'm moving lemons around, one is triggered
>I shit you not, things are still exploding ten minutes later.
>Changelingrain sends me this cap, tells me that's not all of it by a long shot.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:27 am #335932

any op worth his salt would have just spaced it and kept looking for the respawn.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:27 am #335933

Emags should still not work on secure containers

Which to be fair, is literally the one thing they should be good at.

Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:44 am

https://feen.us/7p2lyvbo.mp4

very good

Featherfield · Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:12 pm

TFW you are AFK roundstart and miss that are you are traitor and end up signing up as the only security officer on station and proceed to become literally the worst ever traitor there ever be.

Spoiler:

Dr_bee · Post by **Dr_bee** » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:55 pm #336508

Featherfield wrote:
TFW you are AFK roundstart and miss that are you are traitor and end up signing up as the only security officer on station and proceed to become literally the worst ever traitor there ever be.
Spoiler:
https://i.imgur.com/iHhPMx6.png Also this fucking thing happened on the same round... apparently Bryce pissed off poly and killed the poor thing or something.

Pity you didnt use the sweet, sweet TCs to dick over other traitors.

Playing antagcurity is the most fun ive ever had. The tears of the other antags is sweet.

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:14 am #336564

Dr_bee wrote:
Featherfield wrote:
TFW you are AFK roundstart and miss that are you are traitor and end up signing up as the only security officer on station and proceed to become literally the worst ever traitor there ever be.
Spoiler:
https://i.imgur.com/iHhPMx6.png Also this fucking thing happened on the same round... apparently Bryce pissed off poly and killed the poor thing or something.
Pity you didnt use the sweet, sweet TCs to dick over other traitors.

Playing antagcurity is the most fun ive ever had. The tears of the other antags is sweet.

Back when antag detective was a thing I liked framing my target and watching as they got executed. One time I subverted the AI and communicated with it on the sec channel because there was no other sec

bman · Post by **bman** » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:31 pm #336864

Featherfield wrote: https://i.imgur.com/iHhPMx6.png Also this fucking thing happened on the same round... apparently Bryce pissed off poly and killed the poor thing or something.

hate to break it to you but that's the syndie comms agent, you can tell because the say verb is "says" and not "squawks"

AnonymousNow · Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:12 am

This monkey was walking up and down for much of the shift. Once a second, it'd walk onto the glass shard, making a noise which would be annoying if you heard it for twenty minutes straight. A troll, pissing off the virologist; I came back to it shortly afterwards to find its cell just filled with blood, five bottles full of it on the table as well.

It was AI controlled.

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:37 pm #338396

We need to do this with catatonic humans!!

Featherfield · Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:44 pm

bman wrote:
Featherfield wrote: https://i.imgur.com/iHhPMx6.png Also this fucking thing happened on the same round... apparently Bryce pissed off poly and killed the poor thing or something.
hate to break it to you but that's the syndie comms agent, you can tell because the say verb is "says" and not "squawks"

Hahaha alright that explains a lot but... well I guess he just pissed of the syndies or someone felt like being a troll instead.

AnonymousNow · Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:20 pm

Gun Hog wrote:We need to do this with catatonic humans!!

Make it so that catatonic humans can, with some encouragement, start walking dizzily in circles (four-tile squares) forever at a slow pace (and also stopped with similar encouragement).

Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:05 am

>be wizard
>set my name to rick and morty copypasta
>this happens

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:10 pm #339253

CitrusGender wrote:>be wizard
>set my name to rick and morty copypasta
>this happens

Funnly enough Jan's name is taken from R&M

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:16 pm #340333

Catpeople are, just like their feral counterparts, extremely claustrophobic