[Un]Official 2K17 /tg/station newspaper

[CitrusGender]

NEW ISSUE, CONGRATULATIONS ARM



(please tell me if there are any spelling errors)

[Armhulen]

the first issue had two pages, but to be fair nothing of note happens after the elections, or really any time there isn't elections

[DemonFiren]

now i understand why they're called issues

[ABearInTheWoods]

The NTR drinking game: Drink every time you read the word "still"

[Qbopper]

retard should have powergamed it, staying alive means playing more rounds of ss13

[CitrusGender]

The NTR drinking game: Drink every time you read the word "still"

less stills expected next article I promise
I just realized that this is how I write when I don't proofread lmao

retard should have powergamed it, staying alive means playing more rounds of ss13

He embraced the part of spessmens that says shit happens; winning isn't everything. And you can't take it away from them now.

10 quid says they had the die gloriously objective!

that was me actually
I tried to powergame it but the power went out so I had no power nor any game