Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Super Aggro Crag · Wed May 17, 2017 1:45 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

Weedscopes looks like a cool guy

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Wed May 17, 2017 2:17 pm #294993

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Weedscopes looks like a cool guy

He's pretty cool but aside from his homestuck cosplay he's no handsome boy

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed May 17, 2017 2:48 pm #295013

Nilon talking shit

post the maid dress pic

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Wed May 17, 2017 2:57 pm #295020

Wyzack wrote:Nilon talking shit

post the maid dress pic

Henk, maid dress pic of Klara is in the art thread

Remie Richards · Wed May 17, 2017 2:58 pm

No, the pic of choco/weedscopes in the maid dress.

420weedscopes · Wed May 17, 2017 3:09 pm

DemonFiren wrote:Christ, Weedscopes. Is that you?

yes you'd know this if you had ever looked in the WHAT DO YOU FAGGOTS LOOK LIKE thread or literally any of my fucking Changelog videos
ALSO AT MY GOD DAMN PROFILE PICTURE IT'S RIGHT THERE DUDE
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Nilons wrote:O yea bud he's an uggo

at least i have a better nose
and name

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Weedscopes looks like a cool guy

thank you ♥

Nilons wrote:He's pretty cool but aside from his homestuck cosplay he's no handsome boy

i could say the same about you mister NGE cosplayer

Wyzack wrote:post the maid dress pic

it is below

NSFW:

also while i have your attentions please check out this game it is super dope: https://deconstructeam.itch.io/zen-and- ... nshumanism

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Wed May 17, 2017 3:59 pm #295056

420weedscopes wrote:
Nilons wrote:He's pretty cool but aside from his homestuck cosplay he's no handsome boy
i could say the same about you mister NGE cosplayer

Wyzack wrote:post the maid dress pic
it is below
NSFW:
http://i.imgur.com/uc3YECp.jpg

Im sending that picture to cojax and also Ive never cosplayed SENIOR (edit: Unless you count the white kid from karate kid cause I wore a number one headband a few years back at a con and I kinda looked like him at the time)

420weedscopes · Wed May 17, 2017 4:26 pm

Nilons wrote:Im sending that picture to cojax and also Ive never cosplayed SENIOR (edit: Unless you count the white kid from karate kid cause I wore a number one headband a few years back at a con and I kinda looked like him at the time)

go ahead

CosmicScientist wrote:It looks like a fun little relaxing game! Although I wasn't sure how I felt about what you do for the clients,
Spoiler:
and what you were supposed to do.
Is there a mode just dedicated to the game?

it is very relaxing and also not at the same time i don't know how to explain it so i'll just say the word Terse and hope that works
also yes it is the game

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed May 17, 2017 5:49 pm #295109

the only cosplay i play is the one where i pretend i like eating ass.

in reality i fucking hate its disgusting who even decided that this si a good idea smh

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Wed May 17, 2017 11:38 pm #295276

420weedscopes wrote: also while i have your attentions please check out this game it is super dope: https://deconstructeam.itch.io/zen-and- ... nshumanism

I guess it's true what they say

You get what you pay for

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu May 18, 2017 2:18 pm #295486

Chris Cornell of Soundgarden and Audioslave died at 52, probably killed himself. Feels fucking bad

Super Aggro Crag · Fri May 19, 2017 9:35 am

I guess people should have bought more albums.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon May 22, 2017 2:32 am #297110

I FIGURED IT OUT

I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY IF I GET A SECOND JORB

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS EARLIER

420weedscopes · Tue May 23, 2017 2:57 pm

stay safe manchester pals
you better tell me if she's okay

Post by **oranges** » Wed May 24, 2017 2:15 am #298054

we're almost at 100 pages!

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Mon May 29, 2017 8:37 am #300125

Trying to decide whether or not to stay in the residential outpatient program I'm in. I need it but Jesus Christ the house is becoming more and more toxic. It's like the only things the other clients talk about all fucking day are drugs and sex. This is supposed to be a house for people who want to get sober but half of the guys here are obsessed with talking about which drugs are the best, how much they were taking, where they were getting them, etc.

When they're not talking about drugs they're talking about which girls in the program they're fucking, which ones they want to fuck, where they're gonna fuck them, when they fucked them, how they fucked them, and blah blah blah.

Worth mentioning is that while it's fine to fuck chicks while you're here as long as you're not fucking them in the house, you're not supposed to be having sex with other clients but here they are, bragging about it, making plans to do it, and all that wonderful shit. Also, sorry if this sounds like something an SJW would say, but talking about the female clients like they're nothing but sluts and whores while referring to the ones who aren't DTF as teases and shit strikes me as disrespectful as hell.

I'm trying to decide whether or not to talk to my counselor about it because God damn, I'm so tempted to use but at the same time I'm worried that might make things worse. If I come forward with this shit but nothing is done about it, I might end up surrounded by a bunch of assholes who consider me a snitch and try to make this living situation even worse.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Mon May 29, 2017 10:28 am #300134

Don't they keep the male and female drug-detoxing people separate?

If even one guy has a drug supply, he can easily get access to a lot of girls who still want drugs, and don't have anything to really give for them
That seems like a planning oversight to me

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Mon May 29, 2017 8:49 pm #300318

XSI wrote:Don't they keep the male and female drug-detoxing people separate?

If even one guy has a drug supply, he can easily get access to a lot of girls who still want drugs, and don't have anything to really give for them
That seems like a planning oversight to me

There's multiple houses and the men stay in separate houses. You also can't come here straight from detox. You've got to complete an inpatient program before you can move in as well. Basically it's the next level up. You're expected to go out and find a job and you're free to come and go as you please so long as you're back by midnight on weekdays or 1 AM on weekends, unless you work an overnight job. You're also expected to help keep the house clean as well.

It really wasn't a problem until recently. Me and a bunch of guys used to hang out the beach with girls in the program pretty regularly with no problem. It wasn't until recently when some shit heads moved in that it started being a problem.

Doesn't help that they're constantly blowing off their chores and trashing the place. This isn't just some homeless shelter or run down halfway house in a bad part of town. It's a 1.5 million dollar custom built house in an expensive neighborhood where most of the other houses are also custom built. Some of us would like to keep the house looking like how much a house worth that much should.

Post by **oranges** » Mon May 29, 2017 10:32 pm #300348

kill them

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Mon May 29, 2017 10:48 pm #300351

Jacough wrote:Also, sorry if this sounds like something an SJW would say, but talking about the female clients like they're nothing but sluts and whores while referring to the ones who aren't DTF as teases and shit strikes me as disrespectful as hell.

SJW is "die cis scum", this is just basic human decency

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue May 30, 2017 7:00 pm #301085

oranges wrote:kill them

make them croak

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 30, 2017 8:16 pm #301124

Stick to the pond, froggie.

420weedscopes · Tue May 30, 2017 10:20 pm

DemonFiren wrote:Stick to the pond, froggie.

you'd like to put frogs in their place wouldn't you

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 31, 2017 5:59 am #301310

420weedscopes wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Stick to the pond, froggie.
you'd like to put frogs in their place wouldn't you

[youtube]VcdTJtYhah4[/youtube]

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 31, 2017 1:38 pm #301386

Meanwhile I just blew a hundred and twenty Merkeldollars without noticing.

But hey, Witcher 3 was on sale and I needed a new hard drive anyway. 1 TB is not exactly much these days.

Super Aggro Crag · Wed May 31, 2017 2:27 pm

Playing a game with a white male protagonist? You have been reported to the authorities. Please surrender yourself at the nearest education center for processing, citizen.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 31, 2017 3:15 pm #301408

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Playing a game with a white male protagonist? You have been reported to the authorities. Please surrender yourself at the nearest education center for processing, citizen.

Every player character I can customize is 100% Aryan.
Even my husbando is 100% Aryan.
The other husbando is 100% albino, but hey, white, privileged male.

420weedscopes · Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:29 am

The Colour of Magic is so fucking god damn good

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:49 pm #302302

420weedscopes wrote:The Colour of Magic is so fucking god damn good

Wot?

Post by **Thunder11** » Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:49 pm #302368

calzilla1 wrote:
420weedscopes wrote:The Colour of Magic is so fucking god damn good
Wot?

>He doesn't know
H E R E T I C

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Jun 02, 2017 7:07 pm #302369

throw the heretic off the disc

Remie Richards · Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:56 pm

Had my hair curled.
I'ts so nice I feel like crying.

Happy rem.

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:33 pm #303573

You could always post the menu option here and we can see if someone knows enough to translate it

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:12 am #303756

Doesn't your DVD player's remote have a button for cycling the subtitles?

Super Aggro Crag · Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:17 pm

I farted 23 times so far today. Send more paramedics.

Screemonster · Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:52 pm

goddamnit now I wanna watch return of the living dead again

Wed Jun 07, 2017 1:27 am

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I farted 23 times so far today. Send more paramedics.

did you eat beans

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:12 am

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I farted 23 times so far today. Send more paramedics.
did you eat beans

chef boyardee raviolis

Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:38 pm

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:I farted 23 times so far today. Send more paramedics.
did you eat beans
chef boyardee raviolis

nice!

DrPillzRedux · Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:24 am

My dad might have cancer, waiting on a biopsy.

Feels really bad.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:27 am #305705

CosmicScientist wrote:"Ondertiteling. Hm. Undertitling? Surely it's not that simple..."

'Tis. Undertitling, aka, subtitles.

And it is Dutch. I have no clue if Amazon told him the company would send a Dutch version or if he had to read further than reasonable to actually see that. Ah well. All is well enough.

we sub everything

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:08 am #305713

dubs are for chubs

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Jun 09, 2017 1:52 pm

I'm super friggn' ticked off

Screemonster · Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:09 pm

Got myself one of them surface tablet things, been taking it into work on weekend and night shifts so I can doodle when it's quiet
I didn't realise that the taskbar in win10 is ever so slightly transparent, I thought it was just black, and the image I was using as a background had a tiny little detail that juuuuust showed through the black and looked remarkably like a busted LCD
I was like "FUCK"
I had CSP up on the rest of the screen so everything else was all greyscale and icons and there on the bottom edge of the tablet was this sorta blobbish iridescent smear

Remie Richards · Tue Jun 13, 2017 12:27 pm

I keep forgetting to mention it but the toilet door at work, when it closes, sounds -exactly- like the sound when a clown slips you.
I would record it but that'd just look weird.

Super Aggro Crag · Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:35 pm

Remie Richards wrote:I keep forgetting to mention it but the toilet door at work, when it closes, sounds -exactly- like the sound when a clown slips you.
I would record it but that'd just look weird.

At my work people keep trying to talk to me at the urinals VERY annoying

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:27 pm #307878

Thats just weird, have they no decorum?

I mean, there's meant to be serious ethics in the men's pisser.

Don't make eye contact
Do not talk
Don't look directly at another man's wang
The middle urinal is decorative, ONLY!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal
http://www.urinalman.com/

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:28 pm #307898

sometimes when im drunk having a piss ill have a little quick look at peoples wangs... just a lil glance as im setting up at the pisser

i aint gay i just like to assert that my dick size is normal

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:49 am

ColonicAcid wrote:sometimes when im drunk having a piss ill have a little quick look at peoples wangs... just a lil glance as im setting up at the pisser

i aint gay i just like to assert that my dick size is normal

Love dis post

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:18 am #308083

ColonicAcid wrote:I look at cocks all the time im not gay though

DrPillzRedux · Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:42 am

Well, my dad has skin cancer of some kind. His doc said it's likely just basal cell cancer. We're hoping it's that and not melanoma. We'll find out in a week.

2017 has been a shit year.