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Post by **NikNakFlak** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:16 pm #274328

Bottom post of the previous page:

Bluespace wrote:snip

Gross, the metashittyness is real. That's barely better than:

"can anyone get some VODKA MARTINIS for the CHIEF ENGINEER?"

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:38 pm #274337

NikNakFlak wrote:
Bluespace wrote:snip
Gross, the metashittyness is real. That's barely better than:

"can anyone get some VODKA MARTINIS for the CHIEF ENGINEER?"

If you think that's bad try observing a few rounds on bagil.
Faking a revolution is legitimately a strategy for lings at this point.

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:07 am #274346

People fake a revolution with or without lings Mr.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:35 pm #276612

https://gyazo.com/8b3bef83e44bdc0689845ed3785103af
https://puu.sh/v9fG5/6ec5459ea9.png
https://puu.sh/v9fGE/34d57dde89.png

When overlays attack.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:25 am #278666

Getting spaced off the mining shuttle was never so comfy.

confused rock · Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:22 pm

is that a fucking turd in a bottle what the hell the lattice thing only makes it like 1% more comfy seriously how does it help its usually that comfy

FantasticFwoosh · Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:43 pm

Ring around the entire thing with lattice & catwalk and its basically a satellite in the making, deconstruct the chair with the spanner so your shrubbery isn't ugly and overlapping.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sun Apr 09, 2017 4:21 pm #278748

confused rock wrote:is that a fucking turd in a bottle what the hell the lattice thing only makes it like 1% more comfy seriously how does it help its usually that comfy

Apparently the SM had gone full stage nuclear and produced a singulo that was chucking parts of the station to me across two z levels. Thanks to the meme that is cross-level travel, most of the debris including the plant just appeared inside of the pod next to me.I used a couple rods and made that as a jumping off platform before I jumped into space with a survival pen.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Apr 09, 2017 7:56 pm #278824

I'm pretty sure it's not a turd in a bottle.
It looks like a lusty larva or a borer or shit.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:12 pm #278829

DemonFiren wrote:I'm pretty sure it's not a turd in a bottle.
It looks like a lusty larva or a borer or shit.

Lavaland loot, ship in a bottle. Its meant to let you cross lava but I didn't get the chance to use it before getting spaced off the shuttle.

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:34 pm #279572

This dreaded hallway is also known by a different name - Assistant's Bane, they call it. Each Assistant that passes through it is enveloped by an overwhelming feeling of despair - as if in a trace, they put their emergency oxygen tanks in their mouth, and release the valve at its highest capacity, ripping their body apart.

They say it's just a legend. But I've seen it happen with my own two eyes.

Remie Richards · Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:49 pm

The reason I don't play my favourite job (HoP) anymore in one picture.

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:02 pm #279582

Post by **Atlanta-Ned** » Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:16 pm #279584

Rare restart vote collected

Post by **Dax Dupont** » Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:58 pm #279825

"Don't worry I know what I am doing"

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:04 pm #279826

"DUNT WORI I KNO WOT AM DOIN!"

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:07 pm #279897

Colored lighting really adds to the scene there

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:47 pm #280251

srifenbyxp wrote:

Atlanta-Ned wrote:Rare restart vote collected

francinum · Post by **francinum** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 4:07 am #280908

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:39 pm #281012

UNDER PRESSURE
PRESSING DOWN ON ME

Dr_bee · Post by **Dr_bee** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 4:36 pm #281045

Never has the term "Panic Siphon" been more appropriate

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:33 pm #281056

What the fuck even happened here my god

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:01 pm #281349

Atmos happened.

FantasticFwoosh · Sun Apr 16, 2017 2:07 pm

Borg & some assistants (i don't even know) made a autistic cryoslumber/shitter detention room near arrivals, a borg threw in a atmos scrubber afterwards to turn it off after presumably realising that you can't snap people out of No2 sleeping.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:55 am #281646

CE had a pile of crates sitting around near arrivals. As a humble assistant, I climb in one and hide; thinking to spook someone. He comes back with another crate, I realize he's gathering them for transport to cargo.
The plan: Sneak into Cargo, ???, profit
Goose McSwan later finds me in the crate, and he joins in on the fun.

Spoiler:

We both get carted inside Cargo. New Plan: Hide in the crates, and leave them puzzling over why the shuttle won't depart.
Cargo Tech decides to cross the t's and dot the i's, checking all the crates before departure. He finds Goose's crate first.

Spoiler:

They get into a pushing match, and once Goose gets knocked down I shout, "TIME FOR THE LIGHTNING ROUND!!" And jump out of my crate as well to gang up on the cargo tech, we eventually wrestle his ID from him and high-tail it out of there, giggling like idiots we hide out and savour the victory. The cargo tech was a good sport about the heist however, and we gave him back the ID soon after.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:44 am #281702

See, this is the kind of assistant shit that I like.

Why can't more assistants be like this.

FantasticFwoosh · Mon Apr 17, 2017 11:07 am

In future shock all your crates.

confused rock · Mon Apr 17, 2017 2:06 pm

for some reason shocking crates is impossible now I tried

FantasticFwoosh · Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:58 pm

Least we know MMI miracles copy-pastes their rooms, this is legit on the cerestation map south east of engineering, the actual CE room is untouched and identical, even with a spare poly.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:18 pm #283836

Repower it, and drive engies crazy mashing the buttons

Post by **MMMiracles** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:03 pm #283855

FantasticFwoosh wrote:Least we know MMI miracles copy-pastes their rooms, this is legit on the cerestation map south east of engineering, the actual CE room is untouched and identical, even with a spare poly.

I typically grab segments from other maps as reference points when I make some of the more important rooms, such as head offices, to make sure I'm including all the important shit in my own variant of the office. I don't see the issue, despite you trying to make it seem like one. Just forgot to remove it afterwards.

FantasticFwoosh · Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:20 pm

Im just suprised it got PR pushed through like that, thats all. My actual feedback is on the appropriate thread.

bman · Post by **bman** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:43 pm #283872

FantasticFwoosh wrote:Im just suprised it got PR pushed through like that, thats all. My actual feedback is on the appropriate thread.

if you're "suprised" that THAT pr got merged then boi you dont know half the things that get merged by maintainers

Post by **oranges** » Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:02 am #283963

bman wrote:
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Im just suprised it got PR pushed through like that, thats all. My actual feedback is on the appropriate thread.
if you're "suprised" that THAT pr got merged then boi you dont know half the things that get merged by maintainers

delete this

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:42 am #284007

FantasticFwoosh wrote:Least we know MMI miracles copy-pastes their rooms, this is legit on the cerestation map south east of engineering, the actual CE room is untouched and identical, even with a spare poly.

Yeah. Spawned as a CE in that last night. Was shocked and amused.

darkpaladin109 · Sat Apr 22, 2017 5:33 pm

Dropping off some screenshots, mostly older ones.

A very incompotent and unfortunate ninja gets lost in space

That is in fact every single toy mech, in correct order too.

Pretty sure someone posted this already, but I figure whatever, it's funny enough and I don't feel like checking back anyway.

confused rock · Sat Apr 22, 2017 6:20 pm

where the fuck is steam jesus christ

bman · Post by **bman** » Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:36 pm #284164

i stacked four people on each other using piggyback riding

not visible: me

lol kevinz your ideas are shit

FantasticFwoosh · Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:37 pm

After the borg thread i died a little on the inside after seeing this.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 1:20 am #284714

admins hard at work (tm)!

Lazengann · Post by **Lazengann** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 2:58 pm #284819

tfw you make an autism fort but lighting is broken in space so only people with mesons can see anything in it

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 3:06 pm #284823

Don't Forge
You're her
forever

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Apr 24, 2017 4:07 pm #284842

Wyzack wrote:Don't Forge
You're her
forever

What did he mean by this?

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Apr 25, 2017 6:12 am #285156

TALK ABOUT A HOLLOW VICTORY EEEEHEHEHE

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Tue Apr 25, 2017 6:14 am #285158

Armhulen wrote:
TALK ABOUT A HOLLOW VICTORY EEEEHEHEHE

Rev Code: 1 Cyberboss: 0

Shadowlight213 · Tue Apr 25, 2017 6:25 am

Map Rotation vs the players

The Clowns Pocket · Tue May 02, 2017 5:34 am

PIZZA PARTY!

Honk Express

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sun May 07, 2017 2:44 pm #289809

Houston, we have a problem.

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Sun May 07, 2017 3:18 pm #289815

InsaneHyena wrote:
Spoiler:
Houston, we have a problem.

Were they bolted?

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sun May 07, 2017 4:23 pm #289826

InsaneHyena wrote:image

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Sun May 07, 2017 7:30 pm #289898

Really made me think