Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Talk about video games here
User avatar
ThanatosRa
Rarely plays
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:07 pm
Byond Username: ThanatosRa
Location: Northeast Pennsylvania

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by ThanatosRa » #261441

Bottom post of the previous page:

I admit that about 70% of my custom made empires are different flavors of human.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
User avatar
Anonmare
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:59 pm
Byond Username: Anonmare

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Anonmare » #261444

I've made a variety of races tbh.
My most successful Empire was one I made to be literally Space Elves (Traits: Talented + Venerable at a minimum, Ethos: Spiritualist, Militarist, Individualist). Long lived, talented leaders are extremely powerful, especially in the late-game.
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
ThanatosRa
Rarely plays
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:07 pm
Byond Username: ThanatosRa
Location: Northeast Pennsylvania

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by ThanatosRa » #261445

... I admit one of the Human races uses a customer Alpha Centauri start. Earth is automatically a Tomb world.
..


... Their Homeworld is a savannah named Chiron.


Although my favorite is a weird sort of highly individualistic materialist humans that were kidnapped from earth long ago and became something known as "The Diasporic Colonies."
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
User avatar
Ikarrus
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:17 am
Byond Username: Ikarrus
Github Username: Ikarrus
Location: Canada
Contact:

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ikarrus » #274615

I'm ready for the biggest update yet

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/in ... s.1008247/
Former Dev/Headmin
Who is this guy?
User avatar
Armhulen
Global Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:30 pm
Byond Username: Armhulenn
Github Username: bazelart
Location: The Grand Tournament

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Armhulen » #274618

ALWAYS HIVEMIND

>science megastructure
:?
User avatar
DemonFiren
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by DemonFiren » #274626

>livestock
>processing
oh my fuck
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image
User avatar
ThanatosRa
Rarely plays
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:07 pm
Byond Username: ThanatosRa
Location: Northeast Pennsylvania

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by ThanatosRa » #274630

eat the galaxy
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
User avatar
Armhulen
Global Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:30 pm
Byond Username: Armhulenn
Github Username: bazelart
Location: The Grand Tournament

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Armhulen » #274636

Timberwolf wrote:
Oh god I can't control my fucking dick

Gotta duct tape this thing to my thigh

Clobber it with my shoe
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ricotez » #275787

[youtube]iqGrB0HX6Ok[/youtube]
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
User avatar
Jazaen
Joined: Mon May 04, 2015 9:16 pm
Byond Username: Jazaen

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Jazaen » #276521

Soon.
I play:
SMAI-Reactivation (SybilAI)
SMAI-Revolutions (BagilAI)
: Endorsed by Poly, the Parrot! https://twitter.com/Poly_the_Parrot/sta ... 7588301825
Shannah Rader (Sybil geneticist)
Janette Hall (Bagil geneticist)
Also, I'm a Game Admin or something right now. You can tell me how I'm doing here
I seriously hope you don't make the same mistakes I have
User avatar
Ikarrus
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:17 am
Byond Username: Ikarrus
Github Username: Ikarrus
Location: Canada
Contact:

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ikarrus » #276583

>Wiz's dead stare
Former Dev/Headmin
Who is this guy?
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ricotez » #277322

Image

Image
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
User avatar
Jazaen
Joined: Mon May 04, 2015 9:16 pm
Byond Username: Jazaen

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Jazaen » #277323

Wiz is actually a communications drone from Paradox Hivemind.
I play:
SMAI-Reactivation (SybilAI)
SMAI-Revolutions (BagilAI)
: Endorsed by Poly, the Parrot! https://twitter.com/Poly_the_Parrot/sta ... 7588301825
Shannah Rader (Sybil geneticist)
Janette Hall (Bagil geneticist)
Also, I'm a Game Admin or something right now. You can tell me how I'm doing here
I seriously hope you don't make the same mistakes I have
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ricotez » #277326

Image

Image
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
User avatar
Jazaen
Joined: Mon May 04, 2015 9:16 pm
Byond Username: Jazaen

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Jazaen » #277328

Sooooooooon.
I play:
SMAI-Reactivation (SybilAI)
SMAI-Revolutions (BagilAI)
: Endorsed by Poly, the Parrot! https://twitter.com/Poly_the_Parrot/sta ... 7588301825
Shannah Rader (Sybil geneticist)
Janette Hall (Bagil geneticist)
Also, I'm a Game Admin or something right now. You can tell me how I'm doing here
I seriously hope you don't make the same mistakes I have
User avatar
Grazyn
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:01 am
Byond Username: Grazyn

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Grazyn » #277329

Hope they put the other DLCs on discount, paradox usually does this whenever a new DLC for CK2/EU4 comes out
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ricotez » #277332

Image

Image
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
User avatar
Lumbermancer
Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:40 am
Byond Username: Lumbermancer

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Lumbermancer » #277334

Am I the only one who finds this game aggressively boring? I tried a second run and stopped after a while, can't be bothered to come back. I think I'm used to eu4 having many more countries in play, making diplomacy more exciting.
aka Schlomo Gaskin aka Guru Meditation aka Copyright Alright aka Topkek McHonk aka Le Rouge
Image
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ricotez » #277343

Image

Image
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
User avatar
Remie Richards
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:11 pm
Byond Username: CrimsonVision
Location: England, UK, Earth, Sol, Milky Way, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Known Universe
Contact:

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Remie Richards » #277345

>that number format

god you weirdo.
私は完璧
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ricotez » #277349

Remie Richards wrote:>that number format

god you weirdo.
Image
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
K-64
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:46 pm
Byond Username: K-64

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by K-64 » #277404

Pretty sure they use the full stop for the separators in large numbers. Bloody backwards euros
User avatar
Ikarrus
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:17 am
Byond Username: Ikarrus
Github Username: Ikarrus
Location: Canada
Contact:

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ikarrus » #277451

Yeah I think China uses four. It's really annoying to translate numbers between Chinese to English this way
Former Dev/Headmin
Who is this guy?
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ricotez » #277567

We use full stops and commas in reverse order, yeah.


1.000.000,000000
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
User avatar
DemonFiren
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by DemonFiren » #277571

You mean "we use it in the proper order".
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image
User avatar
Anonmare
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:59 pm
Byond Username: Anonmare

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Anonmare » #277573

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ricotez » #277575

DemonFiren wrote:You mean "we use it in the proper order".
of course, I'm just trying to accomodate the yanks
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
User avatar
Remie Richards
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:11 pm
Byond Username: CrimsonVision
Location: England, UK, Earth, Sol, Milky Way, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Known Universe
Contact:

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Remie Richards » #277579

Ricotez wrote:
Remie Richards wrote:>that number format

god you weirdo.
Image
[youtube]8_iixmqSBQw[/youtube]
私は完璧
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ricotez » #277599

Image
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
killerx09
Joined: Sat Oct 24, 2015 11:52 am
Byond Username: Killerx09

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by killerx09 » #277661

So, is Corvette Spam still the meta?

EDIT: Also, anyone got any ideas for a Fanatic Purifiers Race?
User avatar
ThanatosRa
Rarely plays
Joined: Fri Apr 18, 2014 4:07 pm
Byond Username: ThanatosRa
Location: Northeast Pennsylvania

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by ThanatosRa » #277670

I thought they fixed that before even horizon.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
User avatar
DemonFiren
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by DemonFiren » #277819

killerx09 wrote:So, is Corvette Spam still the meta?

EDIT: Also, anyone got any ideas for a Fanatic Purifiers Race?
>fanatic purifiers

empire of man, v2
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image
killerx09
Joined: Sat Oct 24, 2015 11:52 am
Byond Username: Killerx09

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by killerx09 » #277825

I made a deal with The Shroud.
Spoiler:
Do not make deals with The Shroud.
User avatar
Jazaen
Joined: Mon May 04, 2015 9:16 pm
Byond Username: Jazaen

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Jazaen » #277885

That's what you get for ignoring big red letters!
I play:
SMAI-Reactivation (SybilAI)
SMAI-Revolutions (BagilAI)
: Endorsed by Poly, the Parrot! https://twitter.com/Poly_the_Parrot/sta ... 7588301825
Shannah Rader (Sybil geneticist)
Janette Hall (Bagil geneticist)
Also, I'm a Game Admin or something right now. You can tell me how I'm doing here
I seriously hope you don't make the same mistakes I have
User avatar
ohnopigeons
Joined: Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:22 pm
Byond Username: Ohnopigeons
Github Username: ohnopigeons

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by ohnopigeons » #277899

killerx09 wrote:So, is Corvette Spam still the meta?
It's still applicable but cruiser spam also gets you pretty far, if not better, alongside synchronized Kinetic Artillery/Tachyon Lance BBs.
Assuming this hasn't changed in Banks because from what I remember from the patch notes there weren't any significant changes to combat other than missiles which they've attempted to improve from being worse than garbage.
Image
User avatar
Anonmare
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:59 pm
Byond Username: Anonmare

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Anonmare » #278263

So I found what happens when you make a Covenant with the End of the Cycle and it decides to collect on your debt to it...
Spoiler:
When you first make a covenant on it, you will gain a +100% production bonus on everything: Unity, Influence, Science, Research speed etc.
In exchange, all of your planets are now Shroud-marked - Something bad is going to happen to these worlds at some point in the future.

But, after those 50 years are up, every single planet you own will become a shrouded planet and every pop on them will die, all your stations will be destroyed, your megastructures will become derelict, all your fleets will become ghost ships, you will lose 50,000 minerals, energy credits, influence and unity and all your territory will be lost.

But!

It is not the End just yet. Some of your species will manage to survive as they foresaw it all coming and flee to a planet named Exile and you will be given 1K resources to rebuild your empire. However, the End of the Cycle is not done with your galaxy. Your species' sacrifice will summon a powerful Psionic entity above your former Homeworld simply named "The Reckoning", a massive entity that is larger than the Sun, and it is the spawn of your species' psionic might - it is also the most powerful single entity in the game and it will roam the Galaxy, purging it all of life.

Unless you stop it.
It's effectively the Fourth End-game Crisis except it's not locked out if another Crisis happens.
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
DemonFiren
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:15 pm
Byond Username: DemonFiren

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by DemonFiren » #278270

>spawn of your species' psionic might
brb, making a no-psyker species
Image
Image
Image
ImageImageImageImageImage

non-lizard things:
Spoiler:
Image
User avatar
Grazyn
Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2014 11:01 am
Byond Username: Grazyn

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Grazyn » #278283

literally Slaanesh
User avatar
lntigracy
Confined to the shed
Joined: Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:23 pm
Byond Username: Intigracy

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by lntigracy » #278319

You can eat my species.

It's a one eyed snake named Biggus Dickus.
Image
in advance of my eventual forum ban, I just wanted to say
you are mom is gay
User avatar
Jazaen
Joined: Mon May 04, 2015 9:16 pm
Byond Username: Jazaen

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Jazaen » #278335

Ha, that's why you go the mechanical ascension route! Filthy meatbags played with forces beyond their understanding.
Some things that synth ascension does:
- All leaders get bonus to what they do, due to a trait.
- Oh, and they are immortal now.
- No need for food.
- Pops can still grow, but you can also build them
- Spiritualist Fallen Empire goes apeshit. In fact, all spiritualists get -60
- Xenophile Fallen Empire is sad, since you cast off your *lovely* mortal form. -20
- Guardians of the AI and Militarists, surprisingly, don't care. Probably.

So far, I am playing an empire with re-election each 10 years, and the first guy to get elected (first after the starting one) is still the leader.
I play:
SMAI-Reactivation (SybilAI)
SMAI-Revolutions (BagilAI)
: Endorsed by Poly, the Parrot! https://twitter.com/Poly_the_Parrot/sta ... 7588301825
Shannah Rader (Sybil geneticist)
Janette Hall (Bagil geneticist)
Also, I'm a Game Admin or something right now. You can tell me how I'm doing here
I seriously hope you don't make the same mistakes I have
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ricotez » #278674

>my disgusting supremacist space bug neighbours get cocky and declare war on me only 20 years into the game
>a few years later and they're begging me for peace
>Image

Also I found a star eating spider in the system right next to my home system. My empire worships stars as gods, so it's like finding out Satan lives next door.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
User avatar
Armhulen
Global Moderator
Joined: Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:30 pm
Byond Username: Armhulenn
Github Username: bazelart
Location: The Grand Tournament

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Armhulen » #278683

question: how do you get a good millitary, literally every time all other militarys are better than me, even the peaceful traders trump me

and they're also better TECH WISE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ricotez » #278688

I usually create two versions of every ship class, one with shorter range guns and one with longer range missiles/cannons. Last game I created a third version for battleships, and equipped those with railguns. I also invest a lot into buildings, space port upgrades, research and (since the 1.5 patch) traditions that boost my naval capacity and its power. Personally I prefer to play religious empires that excel at the assimilation and integration of conquered empires (spiritualism has a strong ethics attraction) rather than military power, so I need to invest extra to get my military up to speed, but in return my conquests give me less trouble.

Also keep your fleets in orbit around your planets when you don't need them, they consume considerably less power if you do. As long as you can support your fleets while they're idle, you can build up a power reserve, and then burn through that when you need to undock.

Finally, keep in mind that how many research points your research needs depends on the amount of pops in your empire. If you expand rapidly, your research is going to fall behind and you'll need to build more science labs and generate more research points to catch up.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
User avatar
Anonmare
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:59 pm
Byond Username: Anonmare

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Anonmare » #278700

Armhulen wrote:question: how do you get a good millitary, literally every time all other militarys are better than me, even the peaceful traders trump me

and they're also better TECH WISE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Don't colonise everything in sight, focus on colonising the best planets. At the start of the game, I break up my fleet into three singular ships and have them scout out the area. A good planet, for me, is a size 20 and I'll flat out refuse anything below size 15. Expand early, get your manufacturing and economy up ASAP and do your best to deny nearby empires access to resources (so if you see a patch of stars with high mineral content, frontier outpost it).

Next, start building corvettes all the way to your naval cap (doesn't matter if you don't have corvette docks, just do it). You should always try to keep a standing fleet that's ~2/3 of your naval cap to dissuade aggressive empires.
It's fine to use the auto-upgrade ship designer for early game but if you want to have the advantage - start designing ships manually and spec them to specifically counter your neighbour's ships.

A tech advantage won't help them a lot if you can drown them in bodies and your guns hurt them more than theirs do yours.
Image
Image
Image
ColonicAcid
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:36 pm
Byond Username: ColonicAcid

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by ColonicAcid » #278701

Just abuse robots.

Get the ethic that let's you build robots from the start and then rush synthetics.

Get the synthetic evolution ascension perk and badabang you're a meme. Also whack ass divergence made my fanatic authoratarian materialistic empire into a fucking fanatic pacifist materialistic empire. The worst bit is I have the best fleet and the best technology but I literally can't do jack shit with it other than strong aiming other empires into a federation. And by strong arming I mean all my federation consists of people who are small and next to big neighbours and they need protection.

FUCK.
crack is whack but smacks got your back
User avatar
Ricotez
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:21 pm
Byond Username: Ricotez
Location: The Netherlands

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Ricotez » #278711

ColonicAcid wrote:Also whack ass divergence made my fanatic authoratarian materialistic empire into a fucking fanatic pacifist materialistic empire. The worst bit is I have the best fleet and the best technology but I literally can't do jack shit with it other than strong aiming other empires into a federation. And by strong arming I mean all my federation consists of people who are small and next to big neighbours and they need protection.

FUCK.
Image

exactly why I love spiritualism so much
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
ColonicAcid
Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:36 pm
Byond Username: ColonicAcid

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by ColonicAcid » #278722

yeah but you cant get robots so thats shit.

i would take ethic divergence over no robots any day of the week.
crack is whack but smacks got your back
User avatar
Anonmare
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:59 pm
Byond Username: Anonmare

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Anonmare » #278730

>Be robot empire
>No psionics
>Can't end the Galaxy by ripping it a new orifice for Demons to stick their metaphysical schlongs through.
ISHYGDDT
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
XSI
Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:41 pm
Byond Username: XSI

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by XSI » #278735

I´ve got the DLC and so far, I've found there to be essentially no difference
Civ 5 tradition stuff is nice I suppose, but it doesn't seem to actually do shit worth 20bux
User avatar
lntigracy
Confined to the shed
Joined: Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:23 pm
Byond Username: Intigracy

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by lntigracy » #278773

I bought it just for hiveminds.
Image
in advance of my eventual forum ban, I just wanted to say
you are mom is gay
User avatar
Jazaen
Joined: Mon May 04, 2015 9:16 pm
Byond Username: Jazaen

Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode

Post by Jazaen » #278781

Anonmare wrote:>Be robot empire
>No psionics
>Can't end the Galaxy by ripping it a new orifice for Demons to stick their metaphysical schlongs through.
ISHYGDDT
Silly organics fucked reality again.
Spoiler:
Image
I play:
SMAI-Reactivation (SybilAI)
SMAI-Revolutions (BagilAI)
: Endorsed by Poly, the Parrot! https://twitter.com/Poly_the_Parrot/sta ... 7588301825
Shannah Rader (Sybil geneticist)
Janette Hall (Bagil geneticist)
Also, I'm a Game Admin or something right now. You can tell me how I'm doing here
I seriously hope you don't make the same mistakes I have
Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users