What to do with a deep fryer?

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What to do with a deep fryer?

Post by Shaps-cloud » #275767

Hi friends, I recently decided to splurge a bit on a small deep fryer from Hamilton Beach, and it'll be arriving tomorrow on Tuesday. Now the real question is, what should I deep fry first? I'm a skinny twig so I don't really care about getting fat, and I intend to at some point or another deep fry candy bars, so don't let diabetes guilt push you away from recommending me something delicious. What are your secrets?
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Deep fry a pickle. Fried pickles are good.
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Post by cedarbridge » #275801

Shaps-cloud wrote:Hi friends, I recently decided to splurge a bit on a small deep fryer from Hamilton Beach, and it'll be arriving tomorrow on Tuesday. Now the real question is, what should I deep fry first? I'm a skinny twig so I don't really care about getting fat, and I intend to at some point or another deep fry candy bars, so don't let diabetes guilt push you away from recommending me something delicious. What are your secrets?
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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Post by Qbopper » #275848

i saw a video of some morbidly obese ladies deepfrying twinkies and oreos, give that a shot

also this is a genuinely awful idea, unlike ss13 you can't compensate for lack of cooking skills with a deep fryer irl
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Post by Screemonster » #275949

Candy bars?

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Frikandellen
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Put your face in it.

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Deepfry an entire gatorade-basted turkey.
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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Post by Cherrypone » #277798

deep fry random objects like a REAL /tg/station chef
In all seriousness try apple fritters
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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Post by 420weedscopes » #278221

apple, pan-fried pears, plantains (roast them after if you want, drizzle on maple syrup though), duck, crab, the list can go on pretty much infinitely but those are Pretty Good
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Re: What to do with a deep fryer?

Post by SergeantSkread » #279138

Qbopper wrote:i saw a video of some morbidly obese ladies deepfrying twinkies and oreos, give that a shot

also this is a genuinely awful idea, unlike ss13 you can't compensate for lack of cooking skills with a deep fryer irl
it's way easier to throw some tendies or jalapeno poppers or w/e into the deep fryer than actually cook something

so yeah you can definitely compensate for lack of cooking skills with a deep fryer though it definitely takes a bit more commitment than a microwave
420weedscopes wrote:apple, pan-fried pears, plantains (roast them after if you want, drizzle on maple syrup though), duck, crab, the list can go on pretty much infinitely but those are Pretty Good
oh man i've not tried most of these but plantains and fried crab are really great
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