Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Fiz Bump · Post by **Fiz Bump** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:31 am #266744

Bottom post of the previous page:

Sleeping also heals like, 5 damage.

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:40 am #266747

Fiz Bump wrote:Sleeping also heals like, 5 damage.

>sleep

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:59 am #266780

Or you know, any of the dozen healing chems that should be in reasonable dosages in the chem fridge.

confused rock · Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:17 pm

Sleep actually does NOTHING I tested once and ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT STOP SPREADING LIES

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:43 pm #266899

botanists that shit up the map with shrooms every round for no functional reason with out fail just because they can. "Its not really hurting anyone so who cares" fuck off. You know why you're doing it, stop being griffons.

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:00 pm #266910

cedarbridge wrote:botanists that shit up the map with shrooms every round for no functional reason with out fail just because they can. "Its not really hurting anyone so who cares" fuck off. You know why you're doing it, stop being griffons.

Shadowshrooms = seriously fuck you

Glowshrooms = light in case of power, amazing flashlights, etc

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:17 pm #266921

shrooms are BUGGED they're not supposed to be this bad in the first place

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:31 pm #266925

Glowshrooms should grow way slower but have no limit when it comes to generations

And NO NERFING COLOR OR BRIGHTNESS.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:09 pm #266947

Armhulen wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:botanists that shit up the map with shrooms every round for no functional reason with out fail just because they can. "Its not really hurting anyone so who cares" fuck off. You know why you're doing it, stop being griffons.
Shadowshrooms = seriously fuck you

Glowshrooms = light in case of power, amazing flashlights, etc

No botanist ever waits for power outage or low light. They just shit up the hallways with eyestrain-inducing greens and reds every single round. That's only the times when they haven't got their hands on shadowshrooms and turned the hallways into nearly incurable darkness forever.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:09 pm #266948

cedarbridge wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:botanists that shit up the map with shrooms every round for no functional reason with out fail just because they can. "Its not really hurting anyone so who cares" fuck off. You know why you're doing it, stop being griffons.
Shadowshrooms = seriously fuck you

Glowshrooms = light in case of power, amazing flashlights, etc
No botanist ever waits for power outage or low light. They just shit up the hallways with eyestrain-inducing greens and reds every single round. That's only the times when they haven't got their hands on shadowshrooms and turned the hallways into nearly incurable darkness forever.

name a good botanist

you can't

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:17 pm #266955

Qbopper wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:botanists that shit up the map with shrooms every round for no functional reason with out fail just because they can. "Its not really hurting anyone so who cares" fuck off. You know why you're doing it, stop being griffons.
Shadowshrooms = seriously fuck you

Glowshrooms = light in case of power, amazing flashlights, etc
No botanist ever waits for power outage or low light. They just shit up the hallways with eyestrain-inducing greens and reds every single round. That's only the times when they haven't got their hands on shadowshrooms and turned the hallways into nearly incurable darkness forever.
name a good botanist

you can't

I remember one off hand though I don't want to get their name wrong. Son-of-Flower or something. Never missed a beat getting plants grown for me as chef, regularly asked if there was something I needed for it. Just generally good- natured and didn't go out of their way to fill the hallway with "how did those get there" griff plants.

Spoiler:

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:18 pm #266957

I was just shitposting

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:19 pm #266959

Qbopper wrote:I was just shitposting

I know, but even then I had to strain myself to find one.

AnonymousNow · Tue Mar 14, 2017 6:30 am

cedarbridge wrote:botanists that shit up the map with shrooms every round for no functional reason with out fail just because they can. "Its not really hurting anyone so who cares" fuck off. You know why you're doing it, stop being griffons.

I wouldn't mind so much, but they're often cited as one of the reasons that the shuttle is called, in my personal experience.

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 1:48 pm #267390

AnonymousNow wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:botanists that shit up the map with shrooms every round for no functional reason with out fail just because they can. "Its not really hurting anyone so who cares" fuck off. You know why you're doing it, stop being griffons.
I wouldn't mind so much, but they're often cited as one of the reasons that the shuttle is called, in my personal experience.

Seriously don't see the problem with glowshrooms, it's not like free light is BAD you chucklefucks

Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:15 pm

Armhulen wrote:
AnonymousNow wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:botanists that shit up the map with shrooms every round for no functional reason with out fail just because they can. "Its not really hurting anyone so who cares" fuck off. You know why you're doing it, stop being griffons.

I wouldn't mind so much, but they're often cited as one of the reasons that the shuttle is called, in my personal experience.

Seriously don't see the problem with glowshrooms, it's not like free light is BAD you chucklefucks

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:41 pm #267405

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
AnonymousNow wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:botanists that shit up the map with shrooms every round for no functional reason with out fail just because they can. "Its not really hurting anyone so who cares" fuck off. You know why you're doing it, stop being griffons.

I wouldn't mind so much, but they're often cited as one of the reasons that the shuttle is called, in my personal experience.

Seriously don't see the problem with glowshrooms, it's not like free light is BAD you chucklefucks

You didn't make that red annoying enough, but it's better than no light

Cik · Post by **Cik** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:00 pm #267406

glowshrooms are so cancerous that i wish they made botanists valid personally. they are fucking impossible to stamp out.

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:09 pm #267407

Cik wrote:glowshrooms are so cancerous that i wish they made botanists valid personally. they are fucking impossible to stamp out.

GLOWSHROOMS DID NOTHING WRONG

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:16 pm #267413

Ash storms.

Ash storms are horrible.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:20 pm #267414

https://gitgud.io

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:29 pm #267417

Ash storm noises are TOO LOUD

Post by **MMMiracles** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:57 pm #267429

XDTM wrote:Ash storm noises are TOO LOUD

If it doesn't sound like the storm is about to come through your speakers/headphones and destroy your ears then you wouldn't be properly immersed.

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:22 pm #267434

DemonFiren wrote:https://gitgud.io

There's no "gitting gud" involved. It's literally just "immediately stop everything you're doing and waste your time stuck in a single spot", the event.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:07 pm #267449

unless you git gud

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:16 pm #267452

Use the time to do xenobio real quick and get a fireproof potion

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:37 pm #267454

the storm noises should be MUCH quieter when you're inside a building and go for the duration of the storm.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:38 pm #267455

I thought the point was to slow mining down from giving science minerals

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:39 pm #267456

Anonmare wrote:I thought the point was to slow mining down from giving science minerals

the point is actually just to be annoying, unironically

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:56 pm #267465

Just wear Drake armor

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:57 pm #267468

Drake armor doesn't make it quieter.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 12:38 am #267676

it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms

Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:19 am

Qbopper wrote:it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms

Have you ever latejoined as janitor to an ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS and cleaned the everloving shit out of it?

Not only does it satisfy my autism but you'll notice that the "bad mess -> bad crew" relationship is more true than you'd think, and that it can even be reversed.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:28 am #267815

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Qbopper wrote:it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms
Have you ever latejoined as janitor to an ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS and cleaned the everloving shit out of it?

Not only does it satisfy my autism but you'll notice that the "bad mess -> bad crew" relationship is more true than you'd think, and that it can even be reversed.

This just confirms that the janitor borg is the superior morale borg.

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:34 am #267823

cedarbridge wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Qbopper wrote:it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms
Have you ever latejoined as janitor to an ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS and cleaned the everloving shit out of it?

Not only does it satisfy my autism but you'll notice that the "bad mess -> bad crew" relationship is more true than you'd think, and that it can even be reversed.
This just confirms that the janitor borg is the superior morale borg.

borgs taking our JOBS

Screemonster · Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:41 am

one time I was dicking around on my test server and I varedited a mecha flashbang launcher to fire cleaning grenades on a ridiculously short cooldown

it was everything I wanted it to be, janimech when

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:02 pm #267918

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Qbopper wrote:it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms
Have you ever latejoined as janitor to an ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS and cleaned the everloving shit out of it?

Not only does it satisfy my autism but you'll notice that the "bad mess -> bad crew" relationship is more true than you'd think, and that it can even be reversed.

latejoin janitor that saves the round is truly the greatest role there is

Doctor Pork · Post by **Doctor Pork** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:06 pm #267921

Qbopper wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Qbopper wrote:it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms
Have you ever latejoined as janitor to an ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS and cleaned the everloving shit out of it?

Not only does it satisfy my autism but you'll notice that the "bad mess -> bad crew" relationship is more true than you'd think, and that it can even be reversed.
latejoin janitor that saves the round is truly the greatest role there is

its why they get a little crown in their locker

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:20 am #268939

Doctor Pork wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Qbopper wrote:it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes

mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms
Have you ever latejoined as janitor to an ABSOLUTE FUCKING MESS and cleaned the everloving shit out of it?

Not only does it satisfy my autism but you'll notice that the "bad mess -> bad crew" relationship is more true than you'd think, and that it can even be reversed.
latejoin janitor that saves the round is truly the greatest role there is
its why they get a little crown in their locker

Now I want to be able to wear galoshes on my head like Vermin Supreme.

On topic: Virologists that wordlessly spritz you.
I mean, thanks for the healing virus I guess, but Jesus, I didn't need the paranoia of "are my insides are melting"

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:54 am #268988

MimicFaux wrote: On topic: Virologists that wordlessly spritz you.
I mean, thanks for the healing virus I guess, but Jesus, I didn't need the paranoia of "are my insides are melting"

This, and as someone who goes for viro as my job every round, the shithead viros who I ask as CMO if they need help or if they're making a good virus say they made an amazing healing virus and its got like shivering, itching, DNA restore, VEA, toxin filter, and ocular restore. Or the people who literally just put sneezing and regeneration and call it a good virus.
TRIGGERS ME BYOND BELIEF.
Oh and don't even get me started when a CMO or other doctor tries to tell ME how to do virology...

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:58 pm #269098

Alipheese wrote:
MimicFaux wrote: On topic: Virologists that wordlessly spritz you.
I mean, thanks for the healing virus I guess, but Jesus, I didn't need the paranoia of "are my insides are melting"
This, and as someone who goes for viro as my job every round, the shithead viros who I ask as CMO if they need help or if they're making a good virus say they made an amazing healing virus and its got like shivering, itching, DNA restore, VEA, toxin filter, and ocular restore. Or the people who literally just put sneezing and regeneration and call it a good virus.
TRIGGERS ME BYOND BELIEF.
Oh and don't even get me started when a CMO or other doctor tries to tell ME how to do virology...

FLESH MEND ITCH HEADACHE BURNMEND

DONE.

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:40 pm #269232

THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN

to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:03 pm #269272

XDTM wrote:THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN

to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy

1. Fuck that sucks
2. You're the rnd guy now

Nabski · Post by **Nabski** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:19 pm #269281

Armhulen wrote:
XDTM wrote:THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN

to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy
1. Fuck that sucks
2. You're the rnd guy now

I had always assumed you were one of those coders that don't actually play.

On this note is R&D scientists that take the entire stack of 45 uranium/gold/silver from the ORM and won't share.

Also people stealing the boards from the teleporter for the sake of R&D.

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:20 pm #269423

It's not the boards, it's the telecrystals that allow minute one telescience.

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:20 am #269455

XDTM wrote:THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN

to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy

I havent looked at the code but the stats for viruses certainly scale. When I tested for the first few times to actually test, weight even increased blood recovery rate by .01 per cycle. Made a slow stage peed virus (healing based on for others to know) and it healed .005 which is slower than natural per cycle.

MimicFaux · Post by **MimicFaux** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:35 am #269508

I am certain it's been said before but I'm posting from a beach in Hawaii and can't be assed to double check.

Scientists/roboticists that not only burn through all the round-start acid without getting a dispenser set up, but then complain about a lack of acid.

Swindly · Post by **Swindly** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:46 am #269522

When the roboticist summons me for a "cell upgrade", emags me, and doesn't give me a cell upgrade.

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:51 am #269576

Alipheese wrote:
XDTM wrote:THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN

to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy
I havent looked at the code but the stats for viruses certainly scale. When I tested for the first few times to actually test, weight even increased blood recovery rate by .01 per cycle. Made a slow stage peed virus (healing based on for others to know) and it healed .005 which is slower than natural per cycle.

I wrote the code, and healing symptoms do not scale. Nor does weight even (which does not increase blood recovery rate at all, just nutrition). Some symptoms still do, mostly harmful ones, and the positive ones which do scale usually are not worth wasting a slot for.

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:28 am #269580

XDTM wrote:
Alipheese wrote:
XDTM wrote:THEY DONT SCALE WITH STATS ANYMORE FFS SMH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN

to add to the pet peeve thread i'm peeved nobody remembers anymore that i was the virology guy
I havent looked at the code but the stats for viruses certainly scale. When I tested for the first few times to actually test, weight even increased blood recovery rate by .01 per cycle. Made a slow stage peed virus (healing based on for others to know) and it healed .005 which is slower than natural per cycle.
I wrote the code, and healing symptoms do not scale. Nor does weight even (which does not increase blood recovery rate at all, just nutrition). Some symptoms still do, mostly harmful ones, and the positive ones which do scale usually are not worth wasting a slot for.

The nutrition increases recovery of blood thus why I say it increases it. Well then I must have observed some extremely long cases of bugs over the past few months sorry.

Onule · Post by **Onule** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:37 pm #274142

SHIT
AUX BASE
LANDING SPOTS

I love it when some idiot overrides my landing spot, placed north east with plenty of good minerals and no lava, and sets one near a tendril, also near the mining outpost. Good job!

Also shuttle calls that go "our job is done lets go home"
Fuck off
It's an EMERGENCY SHUTTLE
PLAY THE ACTUAL GAME